Cinema deserves rich stories and positive portrayals of Latino life, but director Fro Roja's cheapjack family dramedy — about a middle-aged Washington Heights bachelor unequipped to suddenly care for six children — doesn't try to be anything more than a soft-serve pull of treacly pandering. Writer and coproducer Joey Dedio stars as rockabilly-haired, party-hearty wage slave Ray Ray Dominguez, an affable but underwritten mess of blind optimism and self-righteousness, who must now play "Uncle Daddy" to his dead sister's 6-to-16-year-olds. Cue the phony affirmational bonding and cheesy montage of doing chores together (one of the kids has to sleep in the laundry basket, how heartbreakingly cute!), smothered by a bombastically tacky salsa soundtrack that's more a Nuyorican cliché than a boost of cultural vibrancy. Kelly McGillis turns up only at the most inappropriate moments as a... More >>>