Had Aquaman been born a woman, his comic book would have been much cooler. Aqua Girl’s enemies wouldn’t be pirates or other traditional foes, no! She would shake down major ocean polluting companies like Exxon and send them to an island where she, and the rest of the Justice League of America, would host a women’s sweat lodge-style retreat. Everyone (including the sea life) would wear sensible shoes and take turns sharing personal experiences about the evils of poising the planet. The corporate super villains would realize the errors of their ways. Many hugs would be exchanged. Then everyone would dine alfresco on homemade... More >>>