Whether it's American Airlines Arena or the BankAtlantic Center, it seems America's sports teams are more than willing to pimp their reputation out to anybody for a buck these days, and now our country's rock stars are lining up to show they're just as big of whores as the sports teams are. It all started when Vans began sponsoring the Warped Tour in 1995, but now every company in America with a little gall thinks it can sponsor its own concert series. Here in South Florida, we've got the Warped Tour on July 12 and the Rockstar Energy Mayhem Festival on July 30, while over the past six months, we've already dealt with the Jägermeister Music Tour, Hot Topic Presents "Summer Slaughter Tour," and, yes, even the Honda Civic Tour. Enough already! But all of this corporate prostitution of artistic promiscuity got us thinking about what other sponsors and tours we wouldn't want to buy tickets to, which is how we wound up... More >>>