As a little kid, you used to do all sorts of inappropriate things with fireworks. The time you set off a string of Black Cats in your sister’s bedroom comes to mind. Oh, and what about when you and your friends paraded around town tucking bottle rockets behind your ears and setting them off, leaving you to explain to your parents how you burned your face helping old ladies cross the street. (She was a smoker, I swear!) But now you’re an adult, and, unfortunately, it’s no longer acceptable for you to play with fireworks. Luckily today is the Fourth of July, meaning you can watch far more properly trained folk risk bodily injury from dangerous incendiary devices, all in the name of entertainment.... More >>>