Photocopying your ass and sending it in an "urgent message" to your boss. Stepping under the mistletoe with that girl from HR; drinking so much hunch punch you pass out in the recycling bin. Ah yes, office Christmas parties are full of good times. Good times that are likely to get your photogenic ass canned on the quick. But don't worry, faithful partier. There's an office party you can attend where it's fully safe to drop all pretensions and show your coworkers just how screwed up you really... More >>>