The sassy, brassy star of numerous HBO specials and the Emmy-nominated My Life on the D-List, is treating South Florida to two count ´em, TWO stops on her current North American tour. First she performs tonight, at the Kravis Center (701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach), followed by a repeat performance tomorrow (Aug 16) at Hard Rock Live at the Seminole Hard Rock (1 Seminole Way, Fort Lauderdale). Expect many offensive comments, much profanity, and plentiful celebrity dishing. Both shows start at 8 p.m., although theyre essentially sold out; there are a few obstructed view seats for the 16th, available at the box office only, but that cant be good. We suggest you find a good ticket broker.