Dr. Feelweird

The medical fetish — now there’s one that’ll creep your ass out. Where’s the sex in medicine? Get undressed. Sit on a cold table. Wonder whether it’s malignant. Wonder whether your insurance will cover this visit. Wonder whether it’ll cover this visit and then triple for your entire family for...

By Sam Eifling

March 11, 2010

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The medical fetish — now there’s one that’ll creep your ass out. Where’s the sex in medicine? Get undressed. Sit on a cold table. Wonder whether it’s malignant. Wonder whether your insurance will cover this visit. Wonder whether it’ll cover this visit and then triple for your entire family for the rest of your miserable lives. See the doctor. Wonder whether he hears a word you say. Wonder whether you understand a word he says. Follow his instructions: Lie back, roll over, contort. Answer invasive questions. Fret. Hear the news you didn’t want to hear but probably needed to. Dress. Sign the forms. Then — ah, wait! There it is! Get screwed by your insurance! The fantasy has to be hotter than the reality at the Medical Fetish Party, the latest in the latex-and-leather kinkfests that those purveyors of pervy apparel, the Fetish Factory, have conceived. Check the dress code before you play doctor (or nurse) from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. at Sea Monster Nightclub (2 S. New River Drive W., Fort Lauderdale). Tickets cost $20 at the door or $15 in advance at the Fetish Factory or via thefetishparty.com.
Sat., March 13, 10 p.m., 2010

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