What the Dickens Is This?

It’s Christmastime, which means balls are dangling, candy canes are prime for the licking, and mistletoe is hung, all waiting for the drunk and willing masses. Surely, you’ve heard those rumors about Mommy kissing Santa Claus by now. Maybe you have even seen her doing the deed yourself (apologies for...

By Kyriaki Tsaganis

December 16, 2010

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It’s Christmastime, which means balls are dangling, candy canes are prime for the licking, and mistletoe is hung, all waiting for the drunk and willing masses. Surely, you’ve heard those rumors about Mommy kissing Santa Claus by now. Maybe you have even seen her doing the deed yourself (apologies for unearthing any traumatic childhood memories). But have you ever seen Mommy dressed as Santa kissing another mommy dressed as Santa? Not many people have, but there’s one place this holiday season that’ll feature five new performances that’ll leave your tinsel in a twist. Friday, Drag It Out, South Florida’s only coed drag troupe, will present the gender-bending holiday spectacular “A Very Classy… Nasty Christmas Carol.” Bring your gayest holiday cheer, because this show is free, and the ho-ho-ho-ing will start at 10 p.m. Friday at New Moon Bar (2440 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors). For more information about Drag It Out, visit dragitout.org.
Fri., Dec. 17, 10 p.m., 2010

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