Large Slice of Beefcake to Go, Please

Female chauvinist piglets, rejoice! Now you can have your very own beefcake to objectify, all for a very good cause, of course. Head over to American Rock Bar around 7 p.m. Saturday and you’ll be able to ogle and objectify the flesh on sale at the “Hunk-a-Burnin’ Love” live firefighter...

By Rebecca McBane

March 17, 2011

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Female chauvinist piglets, rejoice! Now you can have your very own beefcake to objectify, all for a very good cause, of course. Head over to American Rock Bar around 7 p.m. Saturday and you’ll be able to ogle and objectify the flesh on sale at the “Hunk-a-Burnin’ Love” live firefighter auction. The men in suspenders are putting their well-toned buns on the line to raise money for Cancer Research Network. Your motives don’t have to be nearly as pure. Tickets cost $25 in advance or $30 at the door. In addition to the wide expanses of muscular vista to peruse, you will also enjoy a complimentary cocktail and appetizers. There will be a raffle, as well, with tickets costing $5 (or $20 for five). The American Rock Bar is located at 1600 Hillsboro Blvd. in Deerfield Beach. Contact Natasha Ortiz at 954-363-7432 or [email protected]. Visit crninc.org to purchase tickets. Oink, oink.
Sat., March 19, 7 p.m., 2011

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Rebecca McBane is the arts and culture/food editor for New Times Broward-Palm Beach. She began her journalism career at the Sun Sentinel's community newspaper offshoot, Forum Publishing Group, where she worked as the editorial assistant and wrote monthly features as well as the weekly library and literature column, "Shelf Life." After a brief stint bumming around London's East End (for no conceivable reason, according to her poor mother), she returned to real life and South Florida to start at New Times as the editorial assistant in 2009. A native Floridian, Rebecca avoids the sun and beach at all costs and can most often be found in a well-air-conditioned space with the glow of a laptop on her face.

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