Heres a bit of advice: If you let your whore out in a controlled environment like during auditions for Best Little Whorehouse in Texas at the Lake Worth Playhouse (713 Lake Ave., Lake Worth) on Monday and Tuesday at 7 p.m. it will keep her content. That way youre less likely to wake up in a Tijuana jail cell with a pocketful of pesos and no recollection of the previous week.
The folks at Lake Worth Playhouse have very few requests for your inner whore. All they ask is that she prepares 16 bars of music, preferably show tunes with musical accompaniment (bring either sheet music or a karaoke-style CD; no rap or Top 40), and that she dances a little (theyll teach her the moves). Who knows? Maybe life on the stage will suit you too. Call 561-586-6169 ext. 204, and visit www.lakeworthplayhouse.org.
Mon., Jan. 28, 2008