First, let's acknowledge that the Powerpuff Girls -- like Superman, Wonder Woman, and Akiva Goldsman's John Nash -- are the stuff of light fantasy. To wit: joyful Blossom (voiced by Catherine Cavadini), giddy Bubbles (Tara Strong), and crabby Buttercup (E.G. Daily) are born of a scientific experiment conducted by their bewildered, limp-wristed patriarch, Professor Utonium (Tom Kane). To avoid excessive redundancy for fans of the television series, the newly hatched creatures quickly discover that they possess potent superpowers, including flying, shooting laserbeams from their disturbingly oversized eyes, and leveling anything in their path. "Freaky Bug-Eyed Weirdo Girls Broke Everything" reads a Townsville Times headline the day after their cataclysmic attempt at playing tag -- it's one of the best laughs among the movie's many -- and quickly we get the gist.
Since the girls appreciate the professor, even painting him pink to make him one of their own, they need a source of conflict beyond family foibles to keep the movie going. To this end, we get Mojo Jojo (Roger L. Jackson), the prof's screeching lab-monkey, turned evil megalomaniac after exposure to Chemical X, the same goop that formed the girls. With his grotesquely swollen brain towering above his creepy monkey body, Mojo Jojo is the good girl's nightmare: the deceitful primate with wiles to exploit and pervert her (presumed) intrinsic benevolence.
There's plenty of peculiar psychosexual fodder littered throughout this alleged "children's" movie (rated PG for nonstop frenetic action, of all things). Consider the daft, midget mayor (Tom Kenny) with his pickle fetish, or especially his ironically named, redheaded assistant, Sara Bellum (uncredited; probably Jennifer Martin), whose flowing locks and voluptuous curves fill the frame but whose actual head and identity as a mature woman are curiously omitted. We could also go to town on the movie's bizarre anal sensibilities, noting its not-infrequent, cheeky shots of monkey butts, but perhaps some readers are in the middle of lunch.
Clearly, this is the era of the kick-ass chick, from the contrived Girlfight (Michelle Rodriguez destroys her boyfriend's future and he still adores her?) to the smart allegories of Tank Girl and Lilo & Stitch to assorted punches and kicks from Julie Strain, Angelina Jolie, or, heck, Miss Piggy. It would appear that Powerpuff Girls, with its retro-chic production and extremely lucrative branding (to the tune of $1 billion in tie-ins worldwide), is simply the easiest brass ring to grab on the merry-go-round of womanly whoop-ass. For what pop psychologists submit to be a culture of young women on the verge of snapping, it may prove just the ticket. Let's just hope it doesn't give dubious new meaning to the phrase "children's programming."
