Sassano's New York Style Pizzeria

Tucked in the corner of a seedy strip mall, Sassano's cranks out New York-style pizza and hearty portions of standard Italian-American pizza-parlor fare: traditional and Sicilian pies, calzones, hot and cold subs, and pasta dinners. The family running the place jokes around with customers while making sure that the pies turn out right and that the channel on the flat-screen TV is to your liking while you wait. The TV is the newest thing in the tiny crawl-like space, which is painted in the tricolor fashion of red, green, and white with iconic artwork of the Big Apple. You could perch yourself on one of the four stools inside or grab the singular table outside -- but you're better off enjoying this bounty via takeout or delivery.