Jacuzzi Boys' NSFW "Glazin'" Video Full of Singing Lady Parts

This highly unofficial music video set to the Jacuzzi Boys' somewhat suggestive "Glazin" is one of the most ingenious bits of smut ever concocted.(Read something much cleaner from this week's print edition: Play Ethic: Jacuzzi Boys Love the Touring Grind Almost as Much as They Love Miami)Update: The Jacuzzi Gals...

By Reed Fischer

November 1, 2011

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This highly unofficial music video set to the Jacuzzi Boys' somewhat suggestive "Glazin" is one of the most ingenious bits of smut ever concocted.

(Read something much cleaner from this week's print edition: Play Ethic: Jacuzzi Boys Love the Touring Grind Almost as Much as They Love Miami)

Update: The Jacuzzi Gals have launched their own website to host the "Glazin'" video in all of its uncensored glory.

It takes a few seconds to figure out what's going on in this clip, but the Jacuzzi Gals (six girls and one little dog who are huge fans of the Miami band) have painted their privates to resemble Homer Simpson, a Juggalo, a hamburger, and even the Boys' bassist Danny Gonzalez. Then, with some fishing wire attached, the vajazzled "lips" sing along with the catchy song from the guys' second album. Is this more controversial than Big Bad Wolfing? Uh, yeah.

This clip, which the Jacuzzi Boys have reportedly deemed the "official" video," was already banned from YouTube, ~~and who knows how long the Vimeo version is gonna last~~. Better give it a go while the boss is still at lunch.

Updated:And... we're back! Sort of. A semi-censored version with plenty of law-abiding vaginas is here. And something else is over at this link.

Their full mission is as follows:

We originally uploaded this to youtube as a private link, but it got

spread around so much youtube took it down. :( I guess they didn't get

it. Anyway this is what we had written:

"Youtube!!!!

we are 6 girls (and one tiny dog) who looooove the Jacuzzi Boys!!!!!

(don't wory 18+, don't be gross)

We made a fan vid a few nites ago we all got together at Karen's new apt.

Anyways, this is our favorite song from the new album.

Jacuzzi Boys,

We know your on tour but want to send you this!!!

we made this account cuz of all the weirdos on youtube, but if you are in the band send us a message! You guys are so cute!!

our dream is to meet the boys, so if anyone that sees this knows them...

make sure they see it and know that we are glazin' (lol) for them

always!

hope u all like it!!

everyone else don't be pervy, it's just fun! vagina's are so sci-fi, right?

xoxoxooxoxo

smoochies

PS. GO CANES!!!!

So yeah. Don't be pervy about this. At all. Here is the alleged reply from the Jacuzzi Boys themselves:

"JacuzziGalz!

HOLY... SHIT...

What the fuck?! This is so insane & beautiful... We're speachless!

This is hands down the coolest thing a fan has ever done... Wow. We

wanna ask a million questions, but we won't... but, Yes! we're

absolutely down to make this public... We'll now call this the

"official" video for Glazin'! It's a masterpiece!

It couldn't have come at a better time...

Happy Halloween!

Forever in debt,

Xoxo

JBs"

Jacuzzi Boys. With Guy Harvey and the Band in Heaven. 9 p.m. Friday, November 4 at Respectable Street, 518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach. Tickets cost $7; $10 at the door. Click here.

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