Look, I'm going to admit it right now: I DVR'd Tiger Woods' fart.
I was sitting there watching him about to pick up another Buick Open championship and he let one rip. Or he seemed to have let one rip. These things are often difficult to prove, as we all know, but it seemed pretty clear that it was his doing (Woods even gives the tell-tale leg lift at precisely the right time). But people are saying it was actually CBS golf announcer David Feherty. I think Feherty's just a CBS patsy, but whatever the case, I got a good laugh out of it and actually called my wife over to witness it. We'd seen Tiger win a championship, but this was a first (actually it wasn't, more on that later).
I intend to hit a serious issue with this, but first check out a YouTube video that has survived.