Mug-Shot Friday: Glass-Eater, Van Gogh, and the Toughest Guy You Know

Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition...

By Rich Abdill

July 20, 2012

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Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.

Arrested: 7/15
Charged with: Illogical haircut given via sandblasting

Arrested: 7/13
Charged with: Looking at things he thought were going to be bad and realizing those things are actually not so bad.

Arrested: 7/18
Charged with: Eating a glass bottle he found in the road (it looked so tasty).

Arrested: 7/13
Charged with: Tryna be Van Gogh so hard e'rry day.

Arrested: 7/9
This week's out-of-county wildcard. He was arrested in Brevard County on public drunkenness charges; included here less for the smile than for the blown pupil.

Arrested: 7/17
Charged with: Being every middle-school teacher we ever had. (Also: aggravated assault with a firearm.)

Arrested: 7/16
Charged with: Being, just, wooow, way too tough. So tough. Toughest guy in class, this guy. Oh, and one count of aggravated battery on a victim 65 or older.

Arrested: 7/14
Charged with: HAIR LIKE A HEART.

Arrested: 7/13
Charged with: HAIR LIKE AN ANCIENT SCROLL.

Arrested: 7/13
Charged with: HAIR LIKE A -- um. Never mind. It's lovely. Please do not murder me. Not trying to stereotype about tattoos or whatever, but... you have a weapon permanently imprinted on your chest.

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