Naked Florida Man Walking His Dog Gets Tasered by Cops

So Robin Campbell of Maitland, Florida, decided to take his dog for a walk. Naked. When cops approached the 20-year-old and asked him what's the deal with his walking the dog all naked, Campbell replied, "This is God's house." A sound explanation! Oh, and he was tripping ballsack on 'shrooms...

By Chris Joseph

August 27, 2013

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So Robin Campbell of Maitland, Florida, decided to take his dog for a walk.

Naked.

When cops approached the 20-year-old and asked him what's the deal with his walking the dog all naked, Campbell replied, "This is God's house."

A sound explanation!

Oh, and he was tripping ballsack on 'shrooms.

According to a Maitland police report, local residents called the cops to tell them that a naked man was walking a dog around the neighborhood.

According to the arrest records, when police approached Campbell and asked him where his clothes were, he said, "This is God's house."

Campbell then began to threaten one of the cops, saying he was going to kill the officer.

That's when they decided to Taser his naked ass and take him into custody.

Police said Campbell eventually fessed up to being under the influence of psilocybin mushrooms.

He remains in jail on $2,000 bond.

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