The Situation Launches His Own Lollipop

First there was the Situation GTL bag, which holds your laundry (buy one here for $11.99); then Sitch got a sweetheart deal (and partial ownership) at Boca Tanning Club. Wait -- it doesn't stop there. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is also the spokes-guido for Devotion vodka, the first casein-infused vodka...

By Laine Doss

October 6, 2011

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First there was the Situation GTL bag, which holds your laundry (buy one here for $11.99); then Sitch got a sweetheart deal (and partial ownership) at Boca Tanning Club.

Wait -- it doesn't stop there.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is also the spokes-guido for Devotion vodka, the first casein-infused vodka.

While we were expecting more endorsement deals (maybe steroid-infused tequila), we weren't prepared for the Jersey Shore star's latest endeavor --The Situation lollipop.

Yes, friends... The Situation is in Vegas to unveil his new lollipop on October 15.

These pops are made by Las Vegas-based candy maker Sugar Factory. The pop, which retails for about $25, is actually a crystal-studded handle that can be reused. The actual lollipop refills are available at about three for $12.

The Situation's pop is decorated in (what else), red, white, and green

crystals (for the Italian flag). The Sitch isn't the only other

"celebrity" to get his own pop -- you can also order a Kim Kardashian, Pussycat Dolls, Melanie B., or Britney Spears pop.

We're looking out for the new line of Jenna Jameson blow pops (pun intended).

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.

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