Once patrons enter the smoke-filled, cash-only establishment, they're
greeted with undergarments stapled to the ceiling and adult
films playing on the television above the bar. The young lady performing
fellatio in the porno is likely to look familiar to you, and after
ordering a $2.25 Miller Lite, you'll realize why. Yep, the bartender
and the porn star are the same person; everyone just got an eyeful of
her mouth wrapped around something similar to the neck of your beer
bottle just a few moments prior. It's no wonder that the risqué haunt
opted not to have windows.
The porno won't be the only extraordinary sight you will witness. During one visit, I observed celebrity OMG Mike from the Paul and
Young Ron Morning Show handcuffed to a colorful woman while his
sidekick, Webby, shot video for a radio show stunt. Seasoned veterans of
the bar didn't as much as flinch at the sight of two people locked to each other. And why would they? At Bimini Bay Bar, it's perfectly normal to see bartenders picking dollar bills
off the counter with their breasts or customers participating in an
unusual game called "Cooter Ball." Intrigued? You'll have to see
these things yourself to believe them.
A trip to Bimini may not be for the weak of stomach or sound of mind.
But if you are open to some of the jaw-dropping sights, you will find a
friendly neighborhood bar with cheap beer (it doesn't sell wine or
liquor), excellent service, and even better conversations. If you are
moved to do some investigative research to discover its location, you
can find more deets by clicking here.
Bimini Bay Bar is open noon to 3 a.m.
on Fridays and Saturdays and noon to 2 a.m. all other weeknights. See you at
12:01 tomorrow, if you can find it.
