AFC East Division

Morning Juice: Another Quake in Haiti; Fins Find a Defensive Mastermind in Denver

​A glance at local headlines this January 20:A 6.0 quake rattled nerves in Port-au-Prince this morning, but there's not much left to destroy in a city where the death toll is at 72,000 and counting. [Miami Herald]The Broward County School District has to trim $47 million from its budget, and a who ... More >>

Dolphins' Celebrity Owners Will Sell You a Roof Now

A cast of celebrities who are now minority owners in our Miami Dolphins aren't ready to let Land Shark Stadium lose its cachet as a Super Bowl destination. Yesterday, team management made a pitch to the South Florida media in hopes of convincing local governments to subsidize $250 million in renovat ... More >>

Top Five Dolphins of the Decade

flickr.comPennington may have been the best Phins QB of the decade, but he only played one year.​Without a doubt, this has been the worst decade on record for one of the winning-est franchises in league history. It started with Jimmy Johnson retiring and Dan Marino following suit not long after. T ... More >>

Morning Juice: Dolphins Get Hosed in Tennessee; Gallagher Looks Trial-Bound in Corruption Case

​It's Christmas week. And here's what's in the news in Broward and Palm Beach:The Dolphins staged an amazing comeback yesterday in Tennessee, only to have their inspired effort wrecked by a bullshit call against Greg Camarillo. [NFL.com]Adderley elaborated on his statement last week about Rothstei ... More >>

Dolphins Coach Tony Sparano Is a Risk-Taking Conservative

Louisiana Governor Is the Latest to Learn Curse of the '72 Dolphins

Flickr: dsb nolaJindal​The New Orleans Saints are having a splendid season, but despite their 12-0 record, they're still a long way from the kind of immortality enjoyed by the '72 Dolphins. But it seems no one bothered to tell Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, who in public remarks today claimed that h ... More >>

What Ricky Williams Does for Veteran's Day

courtesy of the Miami DolphinsRicky Williams, Ronnie Brown, and wounded warriors​Despite some public relations issues in the past, I think Ricky Williams is a pretty kickass guy. And no matter what you think of him, yesterday he did a kickass thing:Ricky took fellow Dolphins running back Ronnie Br ... More >>

Mo-mentum Shift: The 'Stache That Saved the Dolphins

MiamiDolphins.comCheck out the whiskers on that Wildcat!​It may be a little early to anoint Tony Sparano the savior of the franchise, but at the very least he's made the Dolphins fun to watch again. And he definitely un-did the damage to a previously proud tradition of upper-lip hair inflicted by ... More >>

Top Chef 7 Florida Casting, In Pictures

Jacob KatelProspective Top Chef contestants shoot the shit while they wait their turn to see the casting director.​Top Chef 7 is officially on its way to your signal box, and Magical Elves, the production company behind the hit Bravo series, was in Miami on Sunday looking for talent. Prospective ... More >>

Hanging Chad: Jets Aiming to Beat Up Another Dolphins QB

Flickr user: lb_ice_dogs_fansDolphins and Jets face off tonight at 8:30 on ESPN​Are you ready for some football? Well, Chad Pennington isn't. He was supposed to provide the Monday Night Football storyline. He was to avenge his being dumped by the Jets before the 2008 season. Instead, Pennington go ... More >>

In Pompano, Catch the Game at Sports Bars Bru's Room, Pat's Place, and the Bearded Clam

Morning Juice: Mystery in Miramar; Hurricane's Northern Path May Kill Bill

​So far, the morning brings no new information on what, exactly, happened yesterday in Miramar -- just that whatever it was was horrible. WPLG has some video with interviews from neighbors. In the meantime, here's what else is happening in South Florida:The U.S. Justice Department has indicted Alb ... More >>

Dolphins Top (the Middle of) NFL Power Rankings

Flickr.comThey got Jason Taylor back, and they got two big corners, filling the biggest needs from last year. But still, when NFL.com came out with the latest power rankings earlier this week, the division-champion Miami Dolphins were right in the middle of the league: number 17. Surely this ... More >>

Jimmy Buffett Writes the Worst Team Song Ever

Why don't we get drunk and...stop writing horrible songs? The Miami Dolphins announced today that Dolphins Satdium will henceforth be known as LandShark Stadium. We won't even get into the fact that the Marlins and the Dolphins play in that stadium, and Sharks eat both of those animals. (I bet ... More >>

Saints Drop a Deuce; Dolphins, Headline Writers Could Benefit

Deuce McAllister that is. He was released yesterday by the New Orleans Saints. He might be a good fit with Miami, though the Dolphins' 11-5 record puts them near the bottom of the waiver priority list.  Still, this is a day for immature headline writers across this nation to celebrate. ... More >>

The Greatness of Small Expectations

How do you keep fans -- and sportswriters -- happy in the NFL? Make sure you toss in a few ridiculously bad seasons in the mix of a bunch of mediocre ones. It's all about expectations, folks. Remember that. Don't believe it? Let's look at the Dolphins, a team that during the last couple deca ... More >>

Do You (Not) Believe in Miracles?

The Miami Dolphins beat the Jets Sunday to win the division and make it to the playoffs. It's a great achievement for a team that went 1-15 last year and a nice gift for the fans. But a miracle? That's what a headline on the the Sun-Sentinel's front page called it this morning -- a " ... More >>

Let Us Gloat: The Dolphins Are Playoff-Bound

Just before the game that would decide whether the Dolphins or Jets went to the NFL Playoffs, Jets QB Brett Favre delivered this rousing pep talk to his teammates: "Hey, if it works out, it works out. If it doesn't, it doesn't." It didn't. I haven't seen so many treats tossed at Dolphins since my la ... More >>

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

 If there was a rash of Dolphins-related suicides around 10:45 p.m. last night, one local TV station certainly won't be reporting on it. That's because Channel 7, WSVN, hates the Miami Dolphins and doesn't care if the team's fans kill themselves. Or maybe some intern just made a horrible mis ... More >>

Miami Dolphins: Hope Or Nope?

Nope. Fact is, this team isn't nearly as good as its record suggests. Overrated? Maybe, but you can't really over-rate a team that spent the previous season flirting with a record for professional football futility. So let's try this: If next week the Dolphins defeat the New York Jets, then the Dolp ... More >>

PrunkTV - Slip-N-Slide 15th Anniversary Party

Slip-N-Slide's 15th Anniversary Party at Hotel Victor in Miami Beach was definitely the best party of 2008. Baby tigers, porn stars, open bars, and lots of millionaire thugs showing off their jewelry. Trina was posing for photos as Keith Sweat performed. I got to sit and talk to Slip-N-Slide's fo ... More >>

Dolphins Fans Don't Suck Either

The people who love the Dolphins are having a pretty good year, too. At least if you judge by the recent totals in fan voting for this year's NFL Pro Bowl. Four, that's right, FOUR Miami Dolphins are in first place in their respective positions in on-line fan balloting. This compared to zero, that' ... More >>

Uffie Is On Steroids

Dolphins With Wings

One Way to Get to Heaven

Never Bet On Trent Green -- UPDATED IN COMMENTS

Go Gators

Sinking Saban

Dolphin Silver Linings

That 1-6 Record Is Not So Bad. Think Positive!

The Inscrutable Crist

Swimming With the Fishes

The $8 million man will lead the Dolphins out of the desert. Honest.

Know When to Walk Away

Are we the worst sports fans in America? Probably.

Pat Down

A Good Start

What Is the Meaning of Football?

With the right combination of pharmaceuticals, Grasshopper, it's the path to happiness

Best Sports Enigma

Nick Saban

Fins & Browns

Fins Hit Prime Time

Fins vs. Foes

Fins in Trouble

Show Some Pep!

Tailpipe

Nobody Home

Fins Look for a Fix

Team trains with playoffs on the brain

Best Miami Dolphins Player

Adewale Ogunleye

Best Dolphins Tribute

Steve's Friendly Pawn & Jewelry

Keeping Dania Diverse

Deep in the forest of Motel 6, an elusive tribe of vervets

You Move, You Lose

No matter which way South Florida sports fans look these days, the W's are down and the L's are up

New Uniform, Same Team

Dolphins get defensive -- but not in a good way

A Long Yard

It could happen here. Replace the guv with a movie star.

Piggin' Out

Are you ready for some football?

Best Dance Club in Broward

Zubar