AFC West

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    November 24, 2014

    The Dolphins Kick the Dumbest Onsides Kick In the History of Onsides Kicks, Choke Against the Broncos

    The Dolphins nearly pulled it off. Nearly were able to take down the juggernaut Denver Broncos in their own stadium. Nearly put themselves in the thick of the AFC race. Nearly gave the fans the most meaningful win in several seasons. And then they totally Dolphin'd and ended up dropping another hea ... More >>

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    November 21, 2014

    Nine Reasons Denver Broncos Fans Are the Worst

    The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won't win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won't. Not us. Not here. Instead, we' ... More >>

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    November 3, 2014

    Dan Marino Fixed Ryan Tannehill; Dolphins Destroy the Chargers

    The Miami Dolphins won their third-consecutive game on Sunday by thoroughly trouncing the San Diego Chargers to the tune of 37-0. It was one of the most complete beatdowns the Dolphins have handed an opponent in some time, which not only made Sunday an absolute riot but also brought us one week clo ... More >>

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    October 10, 2014

    Nine Reasons Green Bay Packers Fans Are the Worst

    The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other websites will be breaking down each game and listing reasons why the Dolphins will or won't win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won't. Not us. Not here. Instea ... More >>

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    September 29, 2014

    The Dolphins Found a Team That Sucks More Than They Do

    If only the Dolphins could play the Oakland Raiders every week. But, alas. The Dolphins took their sucktitude 4,445 miles across the Atlantic to London, England, where they brought vengeance and furious anger upon the Raiders in a 38-14 slapdown win, bringing their illustrious record to 2-2. It wa ... More >>

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    September 26, 2014

    The Miami Dolphins Must Win Sunday, Or It's All Over

    The Dolphins season is at a breaking point, and a loss Sunday would be the final karate-chop that shatters it into a million aqua pieces. Coming off a complete stinker of a blowout loss to the totally beatable Kansas City Chiefs at home last week, Sunday's game in London against the Oakland Raiders ... More >>

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    September 25, 2014

    Ryan Tannehill Says Joe Philbin Caused a Distraction

    Just three weeks into the season, and the Miami Dolphins are beginning to crack at the seams. Mainly because head coach Joe Philbin doesn't know how to lead properly. Yep, the man who had no idea some coaches and players he's supposed to be in charge of were bullying another player last year is once ... More >>

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    September 22, 2014

    Dolphins Players Turning on Joe Philbin and Coaching Staff After Embarrassing Loss

    So that was not at all shocking. The Miami Dolphins, coming off a throttling at the hands of the Buffalo Bills last week, had a chance at getting back on track this week at home against a Kansas City Chiefs team playing without seven of its starters, including its star running back, that managed to ... More >>

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    September 19, 2014

    9 Reasons Kansas City Chiefs Fans Are the Worst

    The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game, and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won't win, while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won't. Not us. Not here. Instead, w ... More >>

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    August 20, 2014

    Watch Five Celebrity Chefs Take the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (Videos)

    By now your Facebook page has been filled with videos of friends (and celebrities) getting doused with buckets of ice water. Maybe you've even been dared to pour a bucket of water over your own head. While in South Florida this may sound like a refreshing (though extreme) way of keeping cool during ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 20, 2014

    9 Reasons Dan Marino Should Not Take Any Front Office Jobs with the Dolphins

    Hi Dan Marino. Hi. Hello. How are you? You might not remember me, but we met last year during a Miami Dolphins presser when they unveiled their new logo and uniforms. I was the guy who walked up to you and tried asking you a question but instead only managed to say something along the lines of, "D ... More >>

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    February 18, 2014

    Dan Marino Out at CBS; Could He Be Joining Dolphins?

    CBS announced on Tuesday that former Miami Dolphin great Dan Marino will not be returning to do their Sunday pregame shows next season. Marino, who had been with the network since 2002, is now apparently out of a job. The Dolphins, meanwhile, are in serious need of a makeover, following the Incogn ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 31, 2014

    Five Best Food and Drink Events in South Florida This Weekend

    Are you ready for some football? What about the Chinese New Year? Even if you don't care about any of the myriad celebratory offerings this weekend, you're going to have to eat something. We perused the highs and lows of the Borward-Palm Beach area and cooked up this tasty menu of awesome destinat ... More >>

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    November 18, 2013

    At Dolphins Game, Plane Flies Banner Calling for Ireland to Be Fired

    So, apparently, yesterday at the Miami Dolphins game, some fans were so passionate that they decided to enlist an expensive method of getting their message across -- an airplane carrying a banner. As broadcast on Twitter, fans could see this sign: There is a banner flying over #Dolphins stadium ... More >>

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    March 15, 2013

    Miami Dolphins Sign Dustin Keller to One-Year Deal

    The Miami Dolphins signed former New York Jet Dustin Keller, a tight end, to a one-year contract Friday afternoon, ESPN's Adam Schefter reports. John Clayon says the contract is worth $4.25 million. While Keller isn't the greatest blocker, he can be an effective weapon as far as doing that thing t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 12, 2013

    Mike Wallace Is A Miami Dolphin

    As was expected since before free agency kicked off, the Miami Dolphins are expected to officially, for real this time, sign free agent wide receiver Mike Wallace, according to the NFL Network.All that's left is for him to pass a physical and iron out some contract stuff.The signing fills a huge voi ... More >>

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    January 23, 2013

    Roosevelt Blackmon, Glades Central Coach, Chimes in on Super Bowl Alums

    Yesterday we gave you a heads-up on some stats about local guys who've hiked to one of the great peaks in professional sports -- a spot on a Super Bowl roster. Big bragging rights go to Palm Beach County, and specifically Glades Central High School in Belle Glades. Five former Raiders are playing in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 15, 2012

    Try Hemp Ale Tonight at Riverside Market (No: It Won't Get You High)

    Good news hemp heads; looks like you don't have to move to Colorado after all. (It's beautiful out there, but all that snow could really complicate a late-night Funyuns run). Nectar Ales' Humboldt Brown Hemp Ale -- which, perhaps sadly for some, is made with THC-free hemp seeds -- will be available ... More >>

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    September 27, 2012
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    September 21, 2012

    Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets Preview

    The New York Jets head into town this weekend for TonySparanoRevengeTour2012. Both teams come into the week at 1-1 in a four-way tie between all teams in the AFC East which very much means that the winner of this game could potentially be in in first place heading into Week 4. Both the Jets and Dol ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 17, 2012

    Dolphins Take Down Raiders 35-13

    Holy shit. The Dolphins won. Oh yes. They so did. The Miami Dolphins were able to go into Sunday's game against the Raiders and not do that thing where they play like a sack of ass, and were able to dismantle Oakland 35 -13, giving the FIns their first home opener victory since 2005. The win al ... More >>

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    September 13, 2012
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    September 12, 2012

    Dolphins' Daniel Thomas Passes Concussion Test, Still Won't Play Sunday

    Dolphins running back Daniel Thomas was bonked on the head during 30-10 loss against the Houston Texans last Sunday. He left the game with an apparent concussion and didn't return. But according to Orlando Alzugary of 640 Sports, Thomas passed his concussion test. However, according to Alzugary's s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2012

    Dolphins Get Batted Down by Texans 30-10

    Well, that went exactly as one would have expected things to go. The Miami Dolphins headed into Houston for Sunday's opening game of the 2012 NFL season and promptly got their assholes blown apart by the Texans in a 30-10 beatdown. The encouraging thing was that rookie quarterback Ryan Tannehill w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 13, 2012

    The Other Potential Dolphins Quarterback: What Happens if Peyton Manning Doesn't Pick Florida?

    ​Who the hell knows where former Colts quarterback Peyton Manning is going to end up. With sports reporters wildly repeating whatever their perpetually unnamed sources are telling them, we've heard the Miami Dolphins' hopes of landing the star are "losing steam," that it's a two-horse race between ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 12, 2012

    Morning Juice: "Little Chocolate Boy," Murder for Hire, and Peyton Manning

    ​A sampling of the weekend news you might have missed:Give it time?: While overcrowded schools in western Broward are bursting at the seams, there are 26,000 empty seats farther east -- and Superintendent Robert Runcie is doing almost nothing to alleviate the issues for the coming school year ... More >>

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    October 20, 2011
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    April 23, 2011

    Brandon Marshall Hospitalized After Stabbing

    Brandon Marshall​Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall is at Broward General this morning after being stabbed in the stomach with a knife last night, according to ESPN. Marshall was taken to the hospital late Friday night after a 911 call and underwent surgery this morning. He reportedly w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 18, 2011

    Is Brandon Marshall Responsible for the Murder of Former Teammate Darrent Williams?

    Brandon Marshall may have been the intended target of the fatal bullet.​Last week's issue of Sports Illustrated featured an incredible story by senior writer Thomas Lake, about the mysterious 2007 murder of Denver Broncos defensive back Darrent Williams. The story chronicles Williams' last night a ... More >>

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    April 13, 2011

    Did Bobby Kent Invent "Da Da Da Da Da Da Charge!" or Steal It?

    Bobby Kent​You know at a stadium, when they play that "Charge!" thing over the PA? It's the kind of annoying tradition that people never stop and think about -- and certainly people never wonder who first came up with it.Well Bobby Kent (pictured), co-owner of Pompano Beach's Hollbrand Music Publi ... More >>

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    February 3, 2011
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    January 31, 2011

    Deck 84 Hosting a Super Super Bowl Party

    ​Come Sunday, February 6, there will be super parties, super food and booze, super commercials, super hype, and super hangovers. Oh, yeah. And a football game too... the Hardhats versus the Cheeseheads. Or something like that.  This year, however, the football part of the annual Super Bowl ri ... More >>

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    April 23, 2010

    Entries From the Tim Tebow Haiku Contest

    Some poetry is so good (or bad), it makes Tebow cry.​It's true, after all the debate and speculation, Florida's favorite son and future governor, Tim Tebow, was drafted in the first round last night. He was the 25th overall selection, taken by the Denver Broncos.Now the Denver Post is holding a Ti ... More >>

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    April 14, 2010

    Morning Juice: Deutch Wins Wexler Seat; Josie Ratley Wakes From Coma

    ​Here's what's happening in local news this Wednesday morning:As expected, Democrat Ted Deutch coasted to victory in the special election to replace Robert Wexler in the 19th Congressional District that straddles central Broward and Palm Beach counties. [Palm Beach Post]Four weeks after she was ne ... More >>

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    November 5, 2009
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    April 2, 2009

    Beer of the Week: Great Divide Robust Porter

    Unrepentant beer drinkers, rejoice! Each week, Short Order will select one craft or import beer and give you the lowdown on it: How does it taste? What should you drink it with? Where can you find it? But mostly, it's all about the love of the brew. If you have a beer you'd like featured in Beer of ... More >>

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    November 13, 2008
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    October 16, 2008
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    October 3, 2008

    And the Football Gods Said, "Let There Be Tailgating!" And it Was Good.

    The Gods' Messiah on Earth. We're now a few weeks into an interesting NFL season, one in which the lowly Dolphins have already won a game! Their victory two weeks ago against New England was a celebration-worthy event, and will no doubt fuel the fires of many a tailgater heading to Dolphins Stadium ... More >>

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    October 2, 2008
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    August 21, 2008

    Hanging Chads

    Nothing spices up a storyline like QB Controversy

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    January 10, 2008
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    September 27, 2007
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    August 9, 2007

    Swimming For Shore

    A 2007 Dolphin's offseason retrospective.

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    February 4, 2007

    Oops, I Did It Again

    The Super Bowl just ended and, unfortunately, my losing streak continues (and I'm poorer for it, in the most literal sense of the term). Yes, Rex Grossman was awful. Yes, Peyton Manning played a good game. But don't put the win or loss solely on either one of their heads. The MVP was really the Colt ... More >>

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    January 19, 2007

    He's Our Guy Now

    So the Palm Beach Post, Sun-Sentinel and Miami Herald are all reporting that Wa-Hi went with Cam Cameron, the offensive coordinator of the San Diego Chargers, to be the next coach of the Miami Dolphins. All that's left is signing the contract and putting on a show for the press monkeys. Here's my t ... More >>

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    December 4, 2006

    Sinking Saban

    The Dolphins blew it yesterday, or I should say the Dolphins' offense blew it. Had Miami beaten Jacksonville, they'd have been in the thick of the playoff race, believe it or not. And even though Jax QB David Garrard was sensational, the D held them pretty well. Naw, it was Joey Harrington, O-coordi ... More >>

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    November 27, 2006

    Can The Fish Go Post?

    Will Miami Stick It To Stoda? It's a slow news day. So slow that all three big dailies' web sites are headlined by a double fatality on Sunday on Donald Ross Road in Palm Beach County. That's to be expected. But it wasn't completely slow at the Miami Herald, Sun-Sentinel, and Palm Beach Post over t ... More >>

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    May 17, 2006

    The Da Vinci Code, Jr.

    I've been wanting to get in here that my favorite Da Vinci Code article written in the United States to date came this Sunday in the Sun-Sentinel. Chauncey Mabe did it. I like Mabe. You'd think that a book editor with a name like that would be insufferable. But Mabe is down with the peeps. He's damn ... More >>

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    December 30, 2004
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