• Blogs

    September 29, 2014

    The Dolphins Found a Team That Sucks More Than They Do

    If only the Dolphins could play the Oakland Raiders every week. But, alas. The Dolphins took their sucktitude 4,445 miles across the Atlantic to London, England, where they brought vengeance and furious anger upon the Raiders in a 38-14 slapdown win, bringing their illustrious record to 2-2. It wa ... More >>

  • Film

    June 19, 2014

    The Death of the Star Wars Universe

    Why Millions of Fans Have Felt a Great Disturbance in the Force

  • Blogs

    February 7, 2013

    Should Florida Judges Be Allowed to Facebook Lawyers?

    So like we were totally in traffic court the other day and who comes up as the presiding robe on my docket but ugh omg Judge Sanders -- right, the same creep-o who was jamming up my Facebook page with friend requests last spring break. I know, totally f-king awkward, right? Hellz no I never accepted ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 20, 2010

    Rick Scott Has Five Totally Legit Reasons for Missing Debates With Bill McCollum

    The gubernatorial campaign has been cutting into Rick Scott's time as Lex Luthor.​Rick Scott got rich running a huge -- if ultimately fraudulent -- corporation, and now he's begun a campaign for world domination, starting with the Florida governorship. Sounds like Lex Luthor. Looks like Lex L ... More >>

  • Film

    May 19, 2005

    Sith Is It

    George Lucas at last delivers the Star Wars prequel we've been waiting for