Allen West

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    November 7, 2014

    Allen West Is Leaving Florida for Texas-Based National Center for Policy Analysis

    Florida's favorite Tea Party congressman, Allen West, is taking his talents out of Florida and heading to Texas, where he's landed a new gig as head of a Dallas-based think tank. West, who repped the 22nd District in Broward and Palm Beach and made headlines with his outspoken manner such as calli ... More >>

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    October 9, 2014

    Allen West Should Take Over Secret Service, Washington Post Piece Argues

    Ever since South Florida voters booted him from office after realizing they'd accidentally elected not a serious politician but a self-interested sound-bite machine, Allen West has been looking for steady work. Sure, he can hop onto Fox News whenever he wants and say some treasonous malarkey, and th ... More >>

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    April 16, 2014

    Allen West is Selling Freedom T-Shirts on His Website

    Remember Allen West? The former congressman and always defender of freedom who repped the 18 district by saying things such as, "Women have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness," and called the Democratic party a plantation, and called President Obama ... More >>

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    April 4, 2014

    You Could Win Allen West's Motorcycle Helmet

    It's a random weekday during a random month and so -- wheeee! -- Allen West is back in the news. This time, though, it's not for calling FAU students "animals" and promising to "face" them if they step to his lady, and it's not for writing A TOTES AWESOME book comparing Democrats to Star Wars chara ... More >>

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    February 3, 2014

    Allen West Hates Coca-Cola's Super Bowl Ad

    Allen West, one-term congressman, Tea Party darling, and crusader against anything he deems "un-American," doesn't like Coca-Cola's Super Bowl ad. Not one bit. The... um... "distinguished gentleman" from South Florida blogged not once -- but twice -- about the Coke ad. According to West's first blo ... More >>

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    November 13, 2013

    Allen West Wrote a Book With a Star Wars Title, Will Be Awesomest Book Ever

    Allen West wrote a book. AND WE TOTALLY CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT. No, really. A book by Allen West has to be the most awesome thing to hit the literary world because how can it not be? We're pretty sure it's a book filled with American flags, and Freedom Eagles, and parts where he punches terrorist ... More >>

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    October 4, 2013

    Allen West, Debbie Wasserman Schultz Senate Showdown Is All Tied Up, According to Poll

    A 2016 Florida Senate race between Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz and former Rep. Allen West would be like the Super Bowl, Yankees vs. Red Sox, Godzilla vs. Mothra, Rocky vs. Clubber Lang, the Beatles vs. Rolling Stones, and Wrestlemania all rolled into one. Political junkies and douchey news blogge ... More >>

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    September 27, 2013

    Allen West Accused of Anti-Semitism, Is Out of Work (Again)

    Colonel Commie Hunter/Former Florida Congressman Allen West is out of a job. Again. And this time, it might be because he's being accused of anti-Semitism. According to BuzzFeed, West is no longer at his right-wing gig at PJ Media after he allegedly got into an argument with a female employee, told ... More >>

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    August 16, 2013

    Five Reasons Allen West is Definitely Running for President in 2016

    Let's be honest: the political scene in this state is hurting. A real snoresville. Gone are the Tea Party glory days for 2010. Back then, any given morning might start with an outrageous comment or crime against human decency thanks to a Florida elected official. A lot of that stemmed out of then-Co ... More >>

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    June 19, 2013

    Allen West May Run Against Marco Rubio in 2016 Primary

    It looks like former Rep. and Forever CommieNazi Hunter Colonel Allen West won't rule out running against Marco Rubio in the GOP primary in 2016. Yes, 2016 is three years away. And yes, that's a long time and anything can happen and, oh yeah, Obama is still president. But that won't stop us media ... More >>

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    June 11, 2013

    Allen West Set to Launch "Deep Strike," but What Is It?

    Former Tea Party posterboy Allen West has a deft touch when it comes to names. Sure, some of this is luck. First off, you've got his legal tag, a double-barrel insta-brand for a Republican legislator -- "Allen," reeking of everything rock-solid and GOPish about middle-management America; "West," wit ... More >>

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    June 5, 2013

    Allen West Finishes Book, Considers Naming It "Dreams From My American Father"

    Freedom couldn't wait. Not with America sinking into the fetid clutch of socialism. Not with the libs having their sordid way with Washington DC, if not the world. And most definitely not for a man like Allen West. For months -- unbeknownst to all of us -- Allen West has been clacking away at his h ... More >>

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    May 17, 2013

    Allen West Hired By Fox News Finally!

    Frankly, Fox News, what took so damn long? After months of doing pretty much nothing since he lost his re-election bid to patrick Murphy, Allen West has finally landed himself a job! In the most obvious hiring of all time, West will become a Fox News contributor, the network announced on Thursday. ... More >>

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    May 16, 2013
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    May 8, 2013

    Tea Party to Recount Ballots in Allen West Congressional Loss

    A Texas-based Tea Party organization and the St. Lucie County Supervisor of Elections have agreed on a plan to provide the group access to county voting records from the 2012 federal election and voter registration and other records going back to 2009. See also: - Allen West Will Soon Be an Ex-Con ... More >>

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    April 17, 2013

    Allen West Threatens FAU Students on Facebook and Twitter; Says Wife, a Trustee, Has Been Harassed (UPDATED)

    UPDATE 3:40 p.m.: Angela Graham-West did call to explain why she felt harassed. She indicated that students had come to her work office uninvited and also sent messages to her office calling for her firing. A post with her explanation will be posted shortly. Here's her side of the story. Original po ... More >>

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    March 18, 2013

    Allen West Forms New PAC -- the "Allen West Guardian Fund." Who's Donating?

    Disgraced ex-military man and confessed torturer Allen West's sell-by date is long past. His 15 minutes should have been up when he conceded defeat in his race for reelection in Florida's 18th Congressional district last fall, after playing the victim card through a petulant few weeks of post-E ... More >>

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    January 25, 2013

    Allen West, Tea Party W√ľnderkind, Funnels Campaign Cash to Two New Nonprofits

    He's baaaaaaack! Allen West, the outspoken Palm Beach Gardens Tea Party Republican congressman who lost his reelection bid late last year, has shuffled hundreds of thousands of dollars in leftover campaign money to seed the Allen West Foundation and American Legacy Guardians.

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    January 16, 2013

    Allen West Wants Your Money for Next Generation, a Podcast He Made with Pals in his Parents' Rec Room

    For former House Reps, especially for ones with as recognizable a brand as Allen West, life post-Congress should be a pretty cush gig. Someone out there will pay to hear you talk ($$), or to talk to a TV camera ($$$), or even to talk to your old pals on the Hill in the interest of some earth-maiming ... More >>

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    January 3, 2013

    Allen West Almost Became the New Speaker of the House

    After many House Republicans lost their shit over Speaker of the House John "It's Not Pronounced Boner" Boehner helped them lose their fight over the fiscal cliff bill that was passed on New Year's Eve, many began to make harrumph noises about whether he was fit for duty. So when the 113th Congress ... More >>

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    December 21, 2012

    Broward-Palm Beach Power Rankings: Israel Swings an Ax, Local Voice Goes Big Time, and Allen West Gets In One More

    The local personalities, egos, and public figures who swung through the news cycle this week, ranked by New Times' crack research department using through a highly scientific algorithm (i.e. cocktail napkins and a Boggle board). 5. Congressman Allen West. The clock might be running out for Congress' ... More >>

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    December 10, 2012

    Allen West Says Patrick Murphy Cheated

    After spending craploads of money to win a second term in congress, and then not winning the election, and then having his request for a recount denied because he lawfully didn't have the numbers to get one, and then getting a partial recount only to have that recount reveal that he was down even mo ... More >>

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    December 3, 2012

    Allen West Kind of Compared Himself to Abraham Lincoln

    Just because Allen West isn't around to yell COMMIE! at people from his seat in congress, doesn't mean he's not going to stop saying loopy things. West spoke to NPR's Michael Martin over the weekend to discuss the election and his memories of being in congress.In the interview, West tells  ... More >>

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    November 30, 2012

    Allen West Getting His Very Own Lighted Holiday Sign on Saturday

    As you may have heard, Allen West lost his election battle with Patrick Murphy, as well as math. But the fine folks at Stand Up Florida want to remind West not to lose his battle with common sense. On Saturday, local constituents will be putting up a lighted message at Cultural Plaza in downtown L ... More >>

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    November 14, 2012

    Patrick Murphy Is Asking for Help to Fight Off Allen West and His Lawyers

    With Allen West refusing to yield to losing an election and Florida sending officials down to St. Lucie County to investigate the situation, it looks like we're all in for the long haul on this whole "West Refuses to Concede" thing. Newly elected Congressman Patrick Murphy knows this all too well. ... More >>

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    November 13, 2012

    Allen West Legal Circus Resumes, Draws Flies; Staff Issues Threat

    Veteran's Day honored confessed torturer Allen West by seeing the courts closed, allowing the disgraced former officer and his attorneys a day off from further embarrassing themselves. The legal maneuvers they've employed in lawsuits against local elections officials to stave off defeat in last ... More >>

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    November 13, 2012

    Allen West Gets an Invite to Run for Office in Georgia

    International Commie Hunter and wooer of women everywhere Allen West may have lost his bid for Florida's 18th District (or so that's what the socialists would have you believe!), but that doesn't mean he can't take his batshit nuttery someplace else. In fact, Sue Everhart, chairman of the Georgia ... More >>

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    November 12, 2012

    For Once, We Agree With Allen West -- Please "Go to War" to Defend Our Freedom From Ungodly Democrats (and Win Election You Lost)

    Jon Stewart talks about this sort of nonsense a lot. Every election, he gets asked who he wants to win based not on his own political leanings but on comedy. Who will provide the best fodder for the meat grinder? Invariably, Stewart says something along the lines that it's not the characters or pers ... More >>

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    November 12, 2012

    Allen West Still Trails Patrick Murphy After Partial Recount

    A partial recount of ballots from St. Lucie County happened on Sunday and -- news flash -- Allen West is still losing. The recount narrowed Patrick Murphy's lead somewhat, but the tally still isn't enough to trigger an official all-out recount. On Friday, West's motion to impound the ballots and v ... More >>

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    November 9, 2012

    Five Future Career Options Allen West Should Consider

    Allen West isn't giving up without a fight. Even though the incumbent Commie hunter lost by 0.8 percent to Patrick Murphy, he's demanding a recount. A West Palm Beach court is slated to hear West's case for an injunction today at noon. But his energy will surely be better spent polishing the ol ... More >>

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    November 9, 2012

    Joyce Kaufman Says Allen West Would Have Beaten Patrick Murphy, Had He Paid Her 20 Grand

    Conservative radio talk-show host Joyce Kaufman, who was appointed to be Republican Congressman Allen West's chief of staff back in 2008 because, well, she's just as batshit nutty as he is, lamented West's loss to Patrick Murphy on her radio show on WFTL-AM (850) on Wednesday. Kaufman blamed the de ... More >>

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    November 9, 2012

    Allen West Protesters Rally Outside Court Where He's Calling for a Recount

    Allen West is in court today to file a motion to have the St. Luice County ballots and voting machines impounded for a possible recount. Patrick Murphy leads West by about 0.66 percent, which is too big a lead to constitute an automatic recount. Under Florida law, you need a 0.5 percent ... More >>

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    November 9, 2012

    Allen West's Motion to Impound Ballots Denied

    The Allen West schadenfreude continues on the Pulp today!  Palm Beach County Circuit Court Judge David Crow has denied U.S. Rep. Allen West's motion to impound ballots and voting machines from his loss to Patrick Murphy in the District 18 congressional race. Crow ruled that West's motion was ... More >>

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    November 9, 2012

    Allen West Begs for Judicial Activism, Gets None

    Not being on good terms with the concept of the rule of law, cashiered ex-Colonel (and soon to be ex-U.S. Rep.) Allen West went to court today to ask for judicial action -- though it was really extrajudicial action he wanted. That's a concept the disgraced former officer knows well.West's  ... More >>

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    November 8, 2012

    Allen West's Lawyers: Let's Interrogate Elections Officials

    Since mock execution is not an accepted method of investigating election results in South Florida, confessed torturer and probable one-term congressman Allen West has turned to the next-best thing: a team of high-powered attorneys.See also:-Allen West Won't Concede, Demands RecountTuesday's results ... More >>

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    November 7, 2012

    Allen West Loses to Patrick Murphy; Fox News to Gain a Crazy Person

    It's a sad day for Commie hunters and fans of men who force their wives to have buttsex everywhere -- and kind of a bittersweet morning for the Pulp this morning. Several sources are reporting that Allen West has lost his bid for reelection to Patrick Murphy for Florida's 18th District.(But West mo ... More >>

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    November 7, 2012

    Allen West Won't Concede, Demands Recount

    Those vote tabulating machines are COMMUNISTS! As we predicted earlier today, Allen West is not going quietly. Even though the polls are closed, the ballots are counted, and the margin of victory for Patrick Murphy is outside any legal reason to require a recount, Allen West is demanding a rec ... More >>

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    November 5, 2012

    Allen West Accuses Florida Democrats of "Nefarious Actions"

    Commie Hunter, master conspiracy theorist, and Romance novelist Allen West went on Fox & Friends this morning and accused the Florida Democrats of "nefarious actions" when it comes to all this "asking for an extra day to vote in early voting" fiasco. "[I] think you're starting to see some nefa ... More >>

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    October 29, 2012

    Marco Rubio Endorses Allen West

    Because this is a crucial time for our nation, where character and courage are indeed needed, because the United States needs to get back to prosperity and ensure its citizens are secure for generations to come, Marco Rubio has decided to endorse Allen West for Congress. Because Allen West obviousl ... More >>

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    October 1, 2012

    Allen West Down By 9 to Patrick Murphy In Latest Poll

    According to a poll taken for the Democratic group House Majority PAC by Garin-Hart-Yang Research, Allen West is trailing challenger Patrick Murphy 52 percent to 43 percent. THAT RESEARCH FIRM IS COMMUNISSS!! Last week, West's campaign released their own poll showing the congressman leading Murphy ... More >>

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    September 28, 2012

    Allen West Event Disrupted by Protesters, Beer Throwing

    Protesters interrupted an Allen West event the other day at Pirates Cove Resort & Marina from their balcony above the congressman. West was six minutes into his speech Wednesday after noon and was probably just about to get into how Obama wants to marry terrorists and paint the White House ... More >>

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    September 4, 2012

    Allen West: Democrats "the most racist party I've ever seen in my life"

    The sun rises, the sun sets, Allen West says some ridiculously hyperbolic shit. It's all part of the fabric of life, the universe, and everything. Speaking to a group of black Republicans last Wednesday at the RNC in Tampa, West opened his face hole and words came out to the effect that the Democr ... More >>

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    August 27, 2012

    Allen West Says Obama Is "Feeding Us A Crap Sandwich"

    Because he doesn't "mince words," and "pulls no punches," and "keeps it real," Rep. Allen West went on Fox News Saturday morning and told America that "Obama is serving up a crap sandwich with a smile." The term is supposedly a military term. Because West likes to remind everyone that he was in the ... More >>

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    August 9, 2012

    How Allen West Uses the Military and Ignores Its Biggest Problems

    The political entity that is Congressman Allen West would not exist without the military. It is his sole qualification for office, and he touts it at every opportunity. You would be hard-pressed to find any public statement from "the Colonel" that doesn't mention his military service, and he's justi ... More >>

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    July 31, 2012

    Allen West Aimlessly Blubbering, Lying About How Obama Is Incompetent and Hates Free Enterprise

    In a move I wish was slightly more surprising, Congressman Allen West has posted another petulant Facebook message that includes an entire Wall Street Journal column he didn't write."It seems the inept community organizer has failed. A second term? One must be stuck on stupid!" he wrote. "It is ... More >>

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    July 30, 2012

    Patrick Murphy Launches First Attack on Allen West, Uses West's Own Words

    While plenty of candidates are going to be trying to make their opponents look like off-kilter, rhetoric-spouting do-nothings, it's not likely any have an easier time of it than Patrick Murphy, the Democratic candidate aiming for the District 18 seat.He's running against that velvet-voiced charmer A ... More >>

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    July 25, 2012

    Allen West Trots Out Former Soldier for Vapid Campaign Ad (VIDEO)

    Robert Delgado was an American soldier. He left behind his pregnant wife to serve under Allen West in Iraq, where Delgado was wounded by fire from an AK-47. He was saved, he says, from body armor West gave to him, and he says it in the latest West campaign ad.This is the latest reason Allen Wes ... More >>

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    July 18, 2012

    Allen West Not Paying Payroll Taxes on Campaign Workers

    Congressman Allen West's campaign isn't paying its taxes.The question, however, is if it owes any. A review of campaign finance disclosure documents shows West has spent well over $300,000 since the beginning of 2012 on consulting, staffers, and costs directly associated with his staff. But, while D ... More >>

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    July 16, 2012

    Allen West Goes on National Fundraising Tour: Eight Out-Of-State Fundraisers

    Many blogs have already been written of Congressman Allen West's Friday announcement that he'd raised well over $2 million between April and the end of June. What we didn't know until Sunday afternoon, however, was how he spent it. Documents filed with the Federal Election Commission reveal West too ... More >>

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    July 13, 2012

    Six Reasons Allen West Is Wrong About the Health Care Law Being Useless

    Congressman Allen West, along with anybody else up for election in November, is really ticked off about the Supreme Court upholding the terrible progressive Marxist Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.West, however, is the only one calling it the "Patient Protection Unaffordable Tax Act (PPUT ... More >>

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