Amy Guthrie

Hutchins A Hit With Pod People

Hang a Left at the Brain Coral

A nifty GPS system for the Snorks

Just When Dunkin' Suspect Couldn't Get More Loathsome...

They've been known as the Dunkin' Bandits, and Broward Sheriff Al Lamberti tried to cast them as cold-blooded thugs, but maybe the Dunkin No-Nuts would be the most appropriate name for this band of spineless poseurs who got their rocks off shooting random, unarmed people.Turns out these are not even ... More >>

Coral Springs School Will Play Their Drums For Him (Ba-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum)

It's a bad week to be Jesus, but another messiah is preparing for a truly wondrous holiday season, and a local high school made the guest list. J.P. Taravella High School will be the only Florida high school to send a marching band to Barack Obama's inauguration parade on January 20th. Now ... More >>

The Dark Heart Of Broward

I've always felt that Broward County land heir and powerbroker Miles Austin Forman was nothing but a menace to society. But I might be wrong -- he may only be a part-time menace to society. So I'm laying down a challenge: Somebody, anybody, give me an example of something good Forman has done for t ... More >>

Are Slow Boats Bigger Threat for Grazing Sea Cows?

Guess what, boaters? A researcher at Florida Atlantic University says that motoring slowly through designated manatee protection habitats may put the meandering sea cows at greater risk of getting hacked up by your boat's motor. Says Dr. Edmund Gerstein, the univer ... More >>

She Remembers the Last Great Depression -- AND She Water Skis!

In this week's New Times, Tailpipe interviews the above water-skiing octogenarian, Frances Woofenden, from West Palm Beach. Here's a 2006 appearance she made on CBS:-- Amy Guthrie

What Was Swiped On Black Friday in Boca Town Center?

horny sales associate

Dying to be Famous

When 19-year-old Abraham Biggs Jr. logged onto Bodybuilding.com November 19th, he typed: "ask a guy who is gonna OD(again) tonight anything." He had threatened to take his life before on the web, under the screen name CandyJunkie.  The first online attempt took place several months p ... More >>

Stop, Or I Won't Shoot!

Looks like the Fort Lauderdale police have a case of suicide-by-cop on their hands. At around 2 a.m. this morning, officers responded to call about an attempted suicide in the northwest section of Fort Lauderdale. They arrived to find 18-year-old Jordan Christian wielding a ... More >>

Casinos Are a Kid's Best Friend

If only every town in Florida had a casino. Then our little tykes in need might have some Christmas dough to spend and sports teams to join.The lucky little ones in Hallandale Beach have Gulfstream Park, the horse racetrack and casino. Although they're not yet old enough to play poker or tug on ... More >>

The Burger King of Hollywood

Harold Cohen handled his share of buns during his 20-plus years as a reconstructive surgeon in Hollywood. But the ones he heated for judges while taping a segment of the Food Network's Ultimate Recipe Showdown 2 will be forever seared in his memory. "They burned to a crisp in ... More >>

Incredible Shrinking Schools

I attended public schools in Coral Springs, and as long as I can remember, public schools in Broward County have been bursting at the seams. Portable classrooms have dotted fields meant for recess. Student over-enrollment was an epidemic that the county just couldn't cure. I remember then ... More >>

Fort Liquordale: Where You Can Get Your Slob On

You don't have to be J-Lo to kick it in Fort Liquordale. Hell, ladies don't even need to put on make-up, heels, or a mini-dress to rub shoulders with our boozy set...and fellas can get away with flip-flops, jeans, and a ratty T-Shirt. Bookings through one of the nation's largest network of travel a ... More >>

Bus Fuss

No detail is too small to escape the unblinking eye of Broward County Commissioner Diana Wasserman-Rubin. Just before the adjournment of today's commission meeting, she spoke of something horrible that she saw recently at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport while waiting for a ride ... More >>

Pay To Play

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for December 25-December 31, 2008

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for June 28 to July 4, 2007

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for August 23-29, 2007

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for August 30 to September 5, 2007

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for September 6-12, 2007

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for October 25-31, 2007

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for November 1-7, 2007

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for December 13-19, 2007

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for January 3-9, 2007

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for January 24-30, 2008

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for February 21-27, 2008

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for February 28-March 5, 2008

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for April 10-16, 2008

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Letters for April 17-23, 2008

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

Ride 'Em, Cowboy

Hell for Leather on Flight 48

Kiss Me Not

Poetry for the Horny

Letters for October 23-29, 2008

Poetry for the Horny

Barack Obama wins -- and So Does South Florida

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters From the Issue of February 12, 2009

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters from the issue of December 4, 2008

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters from the issue of November 27, 2008

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for November 13-19, 2008

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for October 2-8, 2008

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for August 14-20, 2008

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for July 31-August 6, 2008

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for July 3-9, 2008

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for May 15-21, 2008

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for December 20-26, 2007

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for October 18-24, 2007

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for October 4-10, 2007

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Las Dull-as

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for July 12-18, 2007

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for June 21 to 27, 2007

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment

Letters for May 3-9, 2007

It's a victory just to have an election pass without a local embarrassment