Ann Coulter

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    January 23, 2014

    Sean Hannity Could Be Moving to Florida to Run for Office

    Fox News talking face Sean Hannity announced on his radio show last week that he's going to bolt New York after Democratic Gov. Andrew Cuomo made comments about how extreme conservatives have "no place" in New York. So where does one go to find solace in the bosom of like-minded extreme conservativ ... More >>

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    December 6, 2012
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    November 5, 2012

    Right-to-Lifer Randall Terry Goes Ghetto for Romney

    We weren't really sure about writing about anti-abortion fanatic militant Randall Terry until we came across the photo, below, taken from his debate last December with Vermin Supreme. ( Randall's the one without a boot on his head.) After that, we had no choice. Vermin, you may not know, is running ... More >>

  • Film

    August 2, 2012
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    November 30, 2011

    Oversexed in South Florida: The Full Results of Our Sex Survey (NSFW)

    ​If you've given a read to this week's cover story in New Times, you know we South Floridians like our kinks. OK, maybe you knew that already. But the results from our first sex survey give credence to what we already knew about our heated-up libidos. The full results, culled from the 479 entries, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 26, 2011

    Jennifer Carroll Mad at Media for Not Praising Jesus, Also Advocates Ignoring Scientists

    Jennifer Carroll says media outlets like The Da Vinci Code, just like socialist dictators.​This past weekend was a few days full of the politically strange around Florida, which included jeers from the audience at a gay soldier during the GOP presidential debate, Ann Coulter calling Debbie Was ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 23, 2011

    Palm Beachers: We Don't Need a Green Market; We Have Maids

    Flickr user: NatalieMaynorWe don't need no fresh veggies. ​Green markets, with their mountains of fresh veggies and artisan bread, have long been the yuppie alternative to slumming it with the wilted lettuce at Publix. But in the Town of Palm Beach, where the millionaires roam, fresh kale and orga ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 23, 2011

    Ann Coulter: Debbie Wasserman Shultz Is a "Hideous Beast Who Has a Voice Like a Hyena Getting an Abortion" (Video)

    ​Well, here's what just came out of Ann Coulter's mouth in front of an audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference -- Florida, during what was apparently a comparison between Republicans and Democrats done by illustrating a pair of South Florida congressmen: "I want to implant it in p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 9, 2011

    Ann Coulter Thinks We're Bombing Egypt (Video)

    ​Local conservative provocateur Ann Coulter appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher last night, sparring with the Hollywood-elite comedian at every opportunity. The two are "friends" in real life (Maher introduced Coulter as "my first wife," and the two reportedly meet up for lunch from time to time ... More >>

  • Calendar

    May 26, 2011
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    May 6, 2011

    Ann Coulter Misleads, Defends Torture

    ​Ann Coulter is either cynical or crazy. I'm hoping for the latter, because I'd hate to think my home state contains anyone willing to dissemble as freely and viciously as she does in her latest column -- a hot mess of half-assertions and quarter-truths too sloppy to illuminate anything even in th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 12, 2011

    Now Ann Coulter Warns About "Radiological Danger"?

    Ann Coulter has something to say.​Now, this isn't exactly a new Coulterian utterance, but it is a remarkable one. Remember last month, when Ann Coulter put her foot in her mouth by claiming to know more about radiation than physicists? Remember how she claimed that nobody died of radiation poisoni ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 7, 2011

    Sun-Sentinel: Terry Jones Qur'an Burning "Appalling"?

    ​The Sun-Sentinel has published an editorial that makes two points: (1) That Qur'an-burning Gainesville pastor Terry Jones bears no responsibility for the recent murders of U.N. workers and civilians in Afghanistan, and (2) that Jones' Qur'an-burning is "appalling." Wrongo, Sentinel. You can't hav ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 28, 2011

    Ann Coulter Defends Her Radioactive Love

    ​A few last words on Coulter's radiation fetish. Two weeks ago, she claimed ionizing radiation could act as a cancer vaccine, and that nobody died of radiation poisoning at Chernobyl. Then she appeared on the The O'Reilly Factor to defend the column. Last week, she devoted a second column to the p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 24, 2011

    Ann Coulter: Crazy Like a (Three-Eyed, Five-Legged) Fox

    ​Ann Coulter says crazy things. She does it all the time, and most of us are used to it. But there's crazy, see, and then there's Crazy -- the kind of blithely lethal insanity that'd make you scream and run if it weren't proffered by a pretty, grinning, blond lady on The O'Reilly Factor. And Ann's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 18, 2011

    Ann Coulter: Chernobyl Caused No Radiation Sickness

    Early radiologists often suffered "radiation necrosis." It has claimed this man's fingers.​SoFla's sexiest pundit, Ann Coulter, published a singularly weird article this week, extolling the many health benefits which our friends in Japan may expect to derive from their exposure to excess radiation ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 4, 2011

    Allen West: Holiday At Guantanamo Bay

    Gitmo!​Today, The Sun Sentinel reported that Allen West intends to tour Guantanamo Bay. West said: "Guantanamo Bay serves a crucial role in our national security, and I am confident that my visit will reaffirm my belief in its importance." Truly, words to inspire belief on the congressman's impart ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 18, 2011

    Ann Coulter: If You're Reading This, You're Probably a Traitor

    Surrounded by enemies, but smiling.​Tuesday on Coulter Watch, I tried defending SoFla's sexiest pundit for her Q&A performance at last week's CPAC. I stand by my defense. In those twenty minutes, she seemed to honestly wrestle with issues of concern to both her and her audience. And if she cam ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 16, 2011

    Ann Coulter Doesn't Really Want Journalists in Jail, and Other Defenses of her Liberal Side

    ​Much has been made in the blogosphere of Ann Coulter's off-the-cuff remark at the Conservative Political Action Conference that "there should be more journalists in jail." The obsession is a waste of bandwidth. Coulter was asked an un-serious question, and she gave an appropriately un-serious ans ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 9, 2011

    Political Money Man Mendelsohn's Sentencing Pushed Back

    Wild art: The first edition of the official Tea Party mag. ​Hollywood lobbyist and political fundraiser Alan Mendelsohn won't be sentenced on his federal conspiracy conviction next week after all. The sentencing has been pushed back to April 28, according to court records. Sounds mundane ... More >>

  • News

    December 30, 2010
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    December 11, 2010

    Ann Coulter Watch: Don't Call Our Troops Homophobes

    Coulter: all-gay batallions would scare the extremism out of the enemy.​Is there a Floridian more fun, more frisky, more flagrantly insane than Ann Coulter? Maybe! But if so, we don't know about it -- because that person, whoever s/he may be, doesn't do us the profound service of sharing his or h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2010

    Allen West, Ann Coulter, and Coral Ridge Ministries Can't Stop Thinking About Gay Soldiers

    Three South Floridians made uncommon waves with their opinions on don't ask, don't tell this week. One worried about the military worrying about sex, one decided that male Lady Gaga fans must be gay (which is true, actually), and one worried about the free speech of chaplains. 1. Allen West Wants th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 3, 2010

    Rush Limbaugh Asks for Intimate Time in Palm Beach Mansion With a Young Lady

    Flickr: vistagrandeLooks a little like a young Ann Coulter, doesn't she? (No offense, Ann -- or Kathryn.)​She's half Rush Limbaugh's age, but don't worry, she's still plenty legal. He's 59. And this weekend, the nation's most notorious blowhard will marry Kathryn Rogers, 33, at his Palm Beach mans ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 23, 2010

    In Honor of Tonight's Finale, A List of Locals We'd Like to See Sent to the Island of LOST

    ​The hatch, the polar bear, the glowing cave, the smoke monster, the eternal battle for the soul of man, the perpetual five-o'clock shadows. It all ends tonight. Unless you've been (John) Locked in a closet for the better part of the decade, this cryptic, enigmatic television show-turned-cultural ... More >>

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    February 25, 2010
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    December 3, 2009
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    November 17, 2009

    For Conservatives, the Party's at The Breakers in Palm Beach This Weekend

    Flickr: scarletpimpThe shindig will be within stumbling distance of Ann Coulter's Palm Beach home.​Check out the star-studded guestlist for this weekend's conference by David Horowitz's Freedom Center. Among them: Newt Gingrich, Ann Coulter, Fred Thompson, Liz Cheney and the un-flush-able Geert Wi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2009

    Five Things Lou Dobbs Will Do With His Time In Florida

    flickr.comCNN's loss is probably NOT Florida's gain.​This week Lou Dobbs the last of the original CNN anchors, announced he was leaving the station and ending his show on that network to "go beyond the role here at CNN" and "engage in constructive problem solving."While this could mean many things ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 6, 2009

    I Saw Ann Coulter Saturday Night -- And Lived to Tell the Tale

    Flickr: lissaCrypt keeper Ann Coulter caresses the grave of a favorite American.​My therapist says it might help to share this with readers. So here goes nothing: Saturday night, for one horrible moment, I looked into the eyes of Ann Coulter.I'm not sure why she was roaming the streets of West Pal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 15, 2009

    A Maverick Match Made in Republican Heaven

    Flickr User: flsurfkarmaMarco RubioAfter Charlie Crist annihilated Marco Rubio in the most recent round fund-raising for the U.S. Senate campaign, the boyish former House Speaker needs a Gamechanger. You know, someone who can bolster his maverick persona. Maybe someone who, like Rubio, gives Republi ... More >>

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    March 19, 2009
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    March 18, 2008
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    December 28, 2006

    The Dirty Dozen of 2006

    They're all graced with an ineffable South Florida quality

  • Blogs

    July 17, 2006

    Radio Round-Up

    Just when I get through, they drag me back in. It looks like I'm going to be on the Steve Kane Show tomorrow morning. It should be interesting. Big Steve has taken umbrage with this post of mine. And apparently there's going to be some corporo-politico teacher of "people skills" named Frank Turek on ... More >>

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    July 6, 2006

    Hugs and Hammerlocks

    Pitts I spoke with Miami Herald columnist Leonard Pitts Jr. about the Lucius Gantt rant. From his home in Bowie, Maryland, where he lives with his wife and five children, he said that he's used to being attacked, from within the black community and outside of it. "This is not something I take te ... More >>

  • News

    June 29, 2006

    Rush's Airport Boner

    Don't leave Santo Domingo without one.

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    June 22, 2006

    Rush's Airport Boner

    Don't leave Santo Domingo without one.

  • Calendar

    March 2, 2006

    Queen Beeyotch

    Lampanelli ain’t playin’

  • Dining

    January 26, 2006

    The Tamarind Diet

    Twelve ways to bypass the bypass

  • News

    December 25, 2003

    A Christmas Confession

    Columnist repents, vows to stop killing Christian fundamentalists

  • Calendar

    July 24, 2003

    Bigger and Blacker

    Black is back

  • News

    September 27, 2001

    1984 and Counting

    Media attempts to find a face for terrorism -- and to fashion a response -- evoke George Orwell