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    October 22, 2014

    Ten Reasons the Dolphins Will Win the AFC East

    We sling a lot of poop at the Miami Dolphins around these parts. And for good reason. They suck. They tend to stuff all our Sundays, loyalties, and hope into a cannon and fire it into an active volcano like Xenu. But screw that. We're going to forge ahead and -- perhaps against all sense and reaso ... More >>

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    September 19, 2014

    9 Reasons Kansas City Chiefs Fans Are the Worst

    The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game, and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won't win, while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won't. Not us. Not here. Instead, w ... More >>

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    September 15, 2014

    Miami Dolphins Lose All Their Running Backs in Bills Loss

    Well, it was fun while it lasted. The Miami Dolphins got their butts pounded by the Buffalo Bills on Sunday to the tune of 29-10. And while the offense did put up a little bit of a fight in the second half, it was mostly a disaster. Terrible passes, blocked punts, a kick-off returned for a TD, fou ... More >>

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    April 3, 2014
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    July 8, 2013

    Miami Dolphins Linebacker Dannell Ellerbe Believes the Patriots Are Vulnerable, Maybe

    Former Baltimore Ravens and now Miami Dolphins linebacker Dannell Ellerbe thinks that now is maybe, probably when we're finally going to see the New England Patriots lose their monkey-fisted grip on the AFC East, thanks mainly to their best receiver allegedly murdering a dude and going to jail for i ... More >>

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    June 26, 2013

    Baltimore Ravens Admit They Misportrayed Miami Heat Celebration On Twitter

    Yesterday, for reasons that still aren't entirely clear, the Baltimore Ravens picked a fight with the Miami Heat. And then got smacked in the mouth with a little thing called THE TRUTH. A little background: The Ravens were on Twitter yesterday afternoon and dispatched a fraud of a picture misportr ... More >>

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    March 18, 2013

    New Miami Dolphins Logo Leaked? Maybe, but Probably No

    With the Miami Heat blowing NBA faces to smithereens and the University of Miami Men's hoop team getting a number-two seed for the NCAA tournament, the Miami Dolphins are left in the wake, wallowing in their spending spree for free-agent players who probably don't deserve all the money they're getti ... More >>

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    March 13, 2013

    Your Miami Dolphins Free Agency Update

    The Dolphins apparently went a little drunk-guy-at-the-strip-club and threw money all over the place Tuesday. Particularly, at Steelers receiver Mike Wallace and, surprisingly, at Ravens linebacker Dannell Ellerbe. But Jeff Ireland ain't done.And while the moves seem to reek of a desperate GM tryi ... More >>

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    February 14, 2013

    Anquan Boldin Being Questioned About Possible Ponzi Scheme

    Former Pahokee high school, Florida State Seminole, and current Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Anquan Boldin is being questioned about a now-dissolved company that he was once a shareholder with that's being accused of running a massive Ponzi scheme. The then-Palm Beach County- ... More >>

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    February 12, 2013

    An Open Letter to LeBron James to Join the Nuggets' Kenneth Faried and Fight Against Homophobia

    Hey, LeBron James. Hi. Hello. How are you? See the news about the Denver Nuggets' Kenneth Faried being the first NBA player to take a stand against homophobia? It's true! The Manimal has joined Athlete Ally, an organization that combats homophobia in all sports, and he's hoping other pro ath ... More >>

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    January 29, 2013

    Ray Lewis May Have Used Banned Substance to Recover From Triceps Injury UPDATED

    Update: Lewis was asked about the report during Super Bowl media day on Tuesday afternoon, and he denied ever using PEDs. The Ravens say Lewis never tested positive for any substance.It's been a banner day for banned substances in sports! First off, there's our sister paper's report on a Miami clin ... More >>

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    January 23, 2013

    Roosevelt Blackmon, Glades Central Coach, Chimes in on Super Bowl Alums

    Yesterday we gave you a heads-up on some stats about local guys who've hiked to one of the great peaks in professional sports -- a spot on a Super Bowl roster. Big bragging rights go to Palm Beach County, and specifically Glades Central High School in Belle Glades. Five former Raiders are playing in ... More >>

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    January 22, 2013

    Palm Beach County Sending More Players to the Super Bowl Than Anywhere Else in the Country

    After a weekend of some top-quality football, the Super Bowl face-off is all sealed up: on February 2, the San Francisco 49ers will knock heads with the Baltimore Ravens in New Orleans for all the marbles. Wrapped up in a soundbite, that news doesn't seem to have a lot of import for South Florida fo ... More >>

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    January 17, 2013
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    October 26, 2012

    Miami Dolphins at New York Jets Preview

    The last time the Dolphins met the Jets, in Week 3, Reggie Bush had to leave the game with a knee injury, Derrelle Revis tore his ACL, Ryan Tannehill threw a back-breaking pick-6, and Dan Carpenter forgot how to kick field goals. The Jets won in OT 23-20. Since then, the two teams have engaged in a ... More >>

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    July 26, 2012
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    January 12, 2011

    Which NFL Team to Root for in the Playoffs? Let Your Food Cravings Decide.​Perhaps no one is truly shocked that the Miami Dolphins have failed to land a spot in the playoffs, leaving South Floridians without a team to support this weekend. It's been ten years since our last Divisional Playoff game, for Christ's sake. I suppose we will have to dry our tears on our ... More >>

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    October 5, 2010

    Ray Lewis to Open Art Gallery/Real Estate Office in Fort Lauderdale

    Photo by Eric BartonRay Lewis: the realtor with linebacker's shoulders.​On Sunday, linebacker Ray Lewis had a game-clinching interception to help the Ravens beat the Steelers. On October 27, he'll be opening an art gallery/real estate firm in downtown Fort Lauderdale.The company opening the Las Ol ... More >>

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    July 9, 2010

    For Polo Mogul John Goodman, Other Celebrity DUI Cases Offer Hope of Minimal Punishment

    Facebook.comScott Wilson, 23, drowned in a canal after Goodman's Bentley crashed into his car.​As polo mogul John Goodman faces vehicular homicide and DUI manslaughter charges for the Wellington car accident that led to the death of 23-year-old Scott Wilson, many wonder if he'll receive special le ... More >>

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    December 31, 2009

    Top Five Dolphins of the Decade

    flickr.comPennington may have been the best Phins QB of the decade, but he only played one year.​Without a doubt, this has been the worst decade on record for one of the winning-est franchises in league history. It started with Jimmy Johnson retiring and Dan Marino following suit not long after. T ... More >>

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    October 21, 2009

    Frankly, My Dear, This Rhett Gives a Damn

    Flickr: BruceFloydErrict Rhett (left) poses with a Gators fan.​Broward County's a popular place for retired athletes -- for better, and in Jim Leyritz's case, for worse. Count Errict Rhett in that former category. The former Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back, who starred at the University of Flori ... More >>

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    May 5, 2009

    BankAtlantic Seduced by Lingerie, Not Lacrosse

    When I heard that there would be a lingerie football franchise in South Florida, the Miami Caliente, who would be playing their games at the BankAtlantic Center in Sunrise, my first thought was of the terrifying possibility of a game marred by a wardrobe malfunction. My second thought (well, third i ... More >>

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    March 26, 2009

    NFL Team Owners May Hawk Jerseys in Lauderdale

    When NFL team owners meet in Fort Lauderdale in May, they will decide whether the Miami Dolphins will soon become the Wackenhut Security Services Miami Dolphins. Now, yes, I did take this story up a couple of levels. But what the team owners will be discussing is putting logos on practice jerseys. T ... More >>

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    January 5, 2009

    Cinderella Story to Date Rape: Fins Season Gone in Sixty Minutes

    A Baltimore Raven defense led by two former University of Miami stars, Ray Lewis and Ed Reed, thrashed our spunky Dolphins yesterday, 27-9. I could've sworn the Ravens were playing with 14 men on defense, but I'll have to go back to the tape to make sure. At any rate, those blitz packages seemed to ... More >>

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    January 5, 2009

    The Greatness of Small Expectations

    How do you keep fans -- and sportswriters -- happy in the NFL? Make sure you toss in a few ridiculously bad seasons in the mix of a bunch of mediocre ones. It's all about expectations, folks. Remember that. Don't believe it? Let's look at the Dolphins, a team that during the last couple deca ... More >>

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    December 31, 2008

    What a Pity! Fair Weather Fans Can't Flock to Ravens-Fins

    On that weekend in October when the Baltimore Ravens were in town to play the Dolphins, purple jerseys mobbed Fort Lauderdale Beach. I encountered about 100 fans boarding buses at the Yankee Clipper the morning of that game. There was no mistaking the ruddy faces and rowdy moods: These Ravens fans w ... More >>

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    December 29, 2008

    Do You (Not) Believe in Miracles?

    The Miami Dolphins beat the Jets Sunday to win the division and make it to the playoffs. It's a great achievement for a team that went 1-15 last year and a nice gift for the fans. But a miracle? That's what a headline on the the Sun-Sentinel's front page called it this morning -- a " ... More >>

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    December 29, 2008

    Let Us Gloat: The Dolphins Are Playoff-Bound

    Just before the game that would decide whether the Dolphins or Jets went to the NFL Playoffs, Jets QB Brett Favre delivered this rousing pep talk to his teammates: "Hey, if it works out, it works out. If it doesn't, it doesn't." It didn't. I haven't seen so many treats tossed at Dolphins since my la ... More >>

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    October 16, 2008
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    June 5, 2008

    Fast & Fury

    Ten years later, the fury are still grinding out the yardage. Barely.

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    December 13, 2007
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    February 4, 2007

    Oops, I Did It Again

    The Super Bowl just ended and, unfortunately, my losing streak continues (and I'm poorer for it, in the most literal sense of the term). Yes, Rex Grossman was awful. Yes, Peyton Manning played a good game. But don't put the win or loss solely on either one of their heads. The MVP was really the Colt ... More >>

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    January 13, 2007

    The Greatest Rock Song Of All Time Is ...

    ... .... School by Nirvana. That was right. Now you can see how wrong I can be: Baltimore vs. Philly in the Bowl. Ravens celebrate.

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    September 7, 2006

    Swimming With the Fishes

    The $8 million man will lead the Dolphins out of the desert. Honest.

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    March 17, 2005
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    May 13, 2004

    Comeback Kid

    Johnny Mitchell gave up football for his tiny, disabled daughter. But the dream dies hard.

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    November 20, 2003

    New Uniform, Same Team

    Dolphins get defensive -- but not in a good way

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    June 5, 2003

    Feel the Excitement!

    WWE's recipe for success: huge guys and hot girls