Brandon Marshall

Miami Dolphins Finish 7-9 Yet Again; Somehow Jeff Ireland Is Still Employed

In case you missed it, the Miami Dolphins got thoroughly pulverized with a sock full of pennies by the New England Patriots yesterday to the tune of 28-0, mercifully bringing the 2012 campaign to an end and ensuring yet another 7-9 season. Yet, on Black Monday -- the Monday following the regular se ... More >>

Viagra Cures Everything: Off-Label Uses for Erectile Dysfunction Drugs

Beyond Tumescence: Four Other Uses For Erectile Dysfunction Drugs

It's been a marquee week for boner pills. First, a University of Florida professor and colleagues published a study showing that Cialis, the blockbuster erectile dysfunction drug, can help treat Becker muscular dystrophy, a rare and debilitating disease that often cripples people by age 30 and for w ... More >>

Brandon Marshall: Some Players Use Viagra to Gain Edge on the Field

Former Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall was asked about the latest rash of NFL player suspensions tied to amphetamines, including the ADHD drug Adderall. Marshall, who is now playing with the Chicago Bears, answered that he doesn't know much about Adderall, but that he's heard of playe ... More >>

Miami Dolphins 2012 Season Preview: Innovators of Suck

Your Miami Dolphins are set to kickoff the 2012 season this Sunday at Houston (a team, incidentally, they have never beaten ever in the entire existence of American tackle football history). If you haven't noticed, we're living in the golden age of pass-first football. Passing records are falling b ... More >>

Chad Ochocinco Signs With Miami Dolphins; Team Already Has a Number 85 (Update: He's Got It)

Update: The team tweeted this morning that Ochocinco has been given number 85; I missed it. No word yet on whether he did anything to get it.The Dolphins confirmed yesterday that they'd signed wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, whom you may recognize from his role last year as Tom Brady's last resort. Oc ... More >>

The Other Potential Dolphins Quarterback: What Happens if Peyton Manning Doesn't Pick Florida?

​Who the hell knows where former Colts quarterback Peyton Manning is going to end up. With sports reporters wildly repeating whatever their perpetually unnamed sources are telling them, we've heard the Miami Dolphins' hopes of landing the star are "losing steam," that it's a two-horse race between ... More >>

Amar'e Stoudemire Now Part of What's Likely the Most Athletic Neighborhood in Broward

shortshortsweakprose.comAmar'e Stoudemire​New York Knicks forward Amar'e Stoudemire bought a new house in Southwest Ranches, which made headlines a few weeks ago largely due to the fact that his new pad is enormous and expensive -- $3.7 million for 14,555 square feet.Is it obnoxiously large wi ... More >>

South Florida's Dirty Dozen: Our Annual List of Our Worst

Brandon Marshall Handcuffed After "Apparent Misunderstanding" With Cabbies

​Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall had to have another awkward conversation with deputies from the Broward Sheriff's Office a couple of weeks ago.This time, Marshall was involved in what one deputy called an "apparent misunderstanding" that led to his being handcuffed and detained in t ... More >>

James McKnight, Former Miami Dolphins Wide Receiver, Arrested in Alleged Domestic Violence

Broward Sheriff's OfficeJames McKnight​Former Miami Dolphins wide receiver James McKnight was arrested yesterday in an alleged domestic-violence incident, according to records from the Broward Sheriff's Office.McKnight's alleged offense occurred in Southwest Ranches -- the same town that played ho ... More >>

Plaxico Burress Not Going to Miami Dolphins, Signs Deal With New York Jets

Plaxico Burress​Embattled former New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress is staying in the Meadowlands.Although Burress was practically begging to become a member of the Miami Dolphins, the team was quick to say it was "absolutely not" interested in having him in the aqua uniform -- so he's ... More >>

Madden NFL 12 Ratings Released for Dolphins: Brandon Marshall Good, Chad Henne Bad

ea.com​For those of you who have bought EA Sports' Madden titles year after year (after year after year), the prerelease hype is all about how accurate or inaccurate the in-game ratings of players can be.For this year's Madden NFL 12 release, they've released the individual player ratings for the ... More >>

Brandon Marshall's Wife Will Not Face Charges in Stabbing Incident

Broward Sheriff's OfficeMichi Nogami-Marshall​The Broward State Attorney's Office announced today they will not be filing charges against the wife of Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall in the April stabbing incident.Michi Nogami-Marshall, 26, will also not face charges for violating ... More >>

Brandon Marshall Talks to Cops About Stabbing After Being Served With Subpoena

sportsillustrated.cnn.comBrandon Marshall​Miami Dolphins receiver Brandon Marshall finally gave a statement to police after refusing several times to talk to the State Attorney's Office voluntarily, according to Fox Sports.Marshall was hospitalized in April after being stabbed in the gut, and his ... More >>

Brandon Marshall's Wife Arrested At His Southwest Ranches House

BSOMichi Nogami-Marshall​Michi Nogami-Marshall, the wife of Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall, was arrested at her husband's house this morning, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office.Part of her pre-trial release after allegedly stabbing her husband in April was to stay 500 feet away ... More >>

911 Tape Released in Brandon Marshall Case

Sportscasm​The Broward Sheriff's Office just released the 911 tape deputies received from the home of Miami Dolphins star receiver Brandon Marshall on Friday when he was allegedly stabbed in the gut by his wife at their home in Southwest Ranches. Unfortunately, it only deepens the mystery.&nb ... More >>

Brandon Marshall Stabbed, Wife Arrested

Michi Nogami-Marshall's mug shot (courtesy of BSO)​Miami Dolphins Pro Bowl receiver Brandon Marshall was stabbed in the gut last night with a knife at his sprawling mansion in Southwest Ranches. This morning he is at the Broward General Medical Center and his wife is locked up in the Broward Count ... More >>

Brandon Marshall Hospitalized After Stabbing

Brandon Marshall​Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall is at Broward General this morning after being stabbed in the stomach with a knife last night, according to ESPN. Marshall was taken to the hospital late Friday night after a 911 call and underwent surgery this morning. He reportedly w ... More >>

Antoine Gracius, Pembroke Pines Cook From Haiti, Murdered for Gold Chain

A "figaro"-style chain similar to what Gracius was wearing​Wearing your money around your neck can prove a volatile investment. Gold necklaces and jeweled pendants have long been a preferred mode of conspicuous luxury for nouveau-riche athletes and musicians who have risen from poverty.A few days ... More >>

Is Brandon Marshall Responsible for the Murder of Former Teammate Darrent Williams?

Brandon Marshall may have been the intended target of the fatal bullet.​Last week's issue of Sports Illustrated featured an incredible story by senior writer Thomas Lake, about the mysterious 2007 murder of Denver Broncos defensive back Darrent Williams. The story chronicles Williams' last night a ... More >>

Five Best Parts of the Miami Dolphins Season

flickr.comCameron Wake was one of few good things about this year.​Yesterday we brought you a list of the five worst moments of this dreadful Miami Dolphins season. And though the team went 7-9, finished third in the division, and missed the playoffs for the second straight year, the season wasn't ... More >>

Five Reasons the Dolphins Should NOT Go After Randy Moss

Randy Moss would make a bad Dolphin.​All the talk in the NFL this week is about troubled wide receiver (and Fort Lauderdale resident) Randy Moss, who was waived by the Minnesota Vikings only four games after they traded to get him -- in part because of a disturbing rant he unleashed against a loca ... More >>

Bill Parcells May Have Been Fired, and He May Have Deserved It

flickr.com​This week brought news that Bill Parcells is leaving his post as vice president of football operations for the Dolphins. Upon closer inspection, it sure seems like the Tuna was given the hook. And though he's nothing short of a football legend -- and it might sound almost sacrilegious t ... More >>

See Stanton Go

The Salvation of Dolphin Nation

The Top Five Miami Dolphins Storylines from This Offseason

flickr.comSleeping with the enemy.​The Dolphins are probably going to try to fill some holes in the defensive line or the linebacking corps in tonight's NFL draft. Coaches, executives, draftologists, and fans with nothing better to do will pour over notes and highlight reels from players all over ... More >>

Why Brandon Marshall Needs to Bring His Thug Act to Miami, Not Broward

Brandon Marshall: Even his official team photos look like mug shots.​An open letter to Brandon Marshall:As the newest member of the Miami Dolphins, no doubt you're looking for a place in South Florida to call home, and you may be considering a quieter life in Broward or Palm Beach counties. Don't ... More >>

Morning Juice: Deutch Wins Wexler Seat; Josie Ratley Wakes From Coma

​Here's what's happening in local news this Wednesday morning:As expected, Democrat Ted Deutch coasted to victory in the special election to replace Robert Wexler in the 19th Congressional District that straddles central Broward and Palm Beach counties. [Palm Beach Post]Four weeks after she was ne ... More >>