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    February 27, 2014

    Chris Bosh Wants NBA to Ban All Offensive Slurs, Not Just "N-Word"

    The NFL is close to implementing a new rule where the use of the N-word will be banned. This is more a less a reaction to the Dolphins' bullying scandal where Richie Incognito and others used racial slurs to taunt other players and a team trainer. The NFL rule would be enforced on the field, where t ... More >>

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    November 1, 2013

    Heat Plays Boston, Err, Brooklyn, Tonight: Five Keys to the Game

    So our boys face off against the Celtics Nets tonight at 8 p.m.on ESPN and things are looking bleak. Firstly, Dwyane Wade sat out the last game and LeBron has been shooting like, well, not LeBron lately. Secondly, the Nets whacked the Heat twice in the preseason. Third, Nets center Brook Lopez is a ... More >>

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    September 26, 2013

    Florida Panthers Sold to New York Businessman for $240 Million

    The Florida Panthers officially have a new owner: New York businessman and bazillionare, Vincent Viola. The Associated Press is reporting that the Panthers have been sold for $240 million by Cliff Viner and Sunrise Sports & Entertainment to a group led by Viola. The team has yet to officially ann ... More >>

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    September 24, 2013

    Miami Heat to Wear Nicknames on Their Jerseys This Season

    Could we see LeBron James wearing "COBRADICK" on the back of his jersey this season? Probably no! But, "KING JAMES" is a real possibility. The NBA is reportedly considering allowing the Miami Heat and the Brooklyn Nets to wear player nickname uniforms in at least one of their head-to-head matchup ... More >>

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    August 13, 2013

    LeBron James Says He's Happy In Miami; National Media Will Still Insist He's Going Elsewhere Anyway

    The Greatest Basketball Player in the Universe LeBron James sat down with ABC's Robin Roberts to discuss all things going on under the sun. Among those things is his impending free agency in the summer of 2014 that is sure to get make the national media's head 'splode. "I'm happy right now being in ... More >>

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    May 7, 2013

    Miami Heat Chokes Away Game One Against Bulls

    Well now. That was a bit rough. A depleted Chicago Bulls came into the American Airlines Arena for Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals, saw fans clad in white, watched LeBron James receive his MVP trophy, and then went on to systematically bludgeon the world champs by having Joakim Noah sw ... More >>

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    April 15, 2013

    Marco Rubio Ripped Jay-Z On His Trip to Cuba

    Marco Rubio appeared on one of the Sunday political talk shows on, uh, Sunday (THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM!) and slammed, ripped, dunked on, smacked down, put a hurtin' to, Jay-Z and his recent decision to not only visit Cuba, but to also be unapologetic about it in a horrible song. And here's the t ... More >>

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    April 10, 2013

    LeBron James Passed the Ball to Himself for a Monster Dunk

    With the national media crowning the New York Knicks the 2013 NBA Finals Champions this past week, it was easy to forget that the Miami Heat are on the verge of breaking the all-time franchise win mark and clinching homecourt advantage throughout the playoffs. It's also easy to forget that LeBron J ... More >>

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    April 8, 2013

    Jay-Z and Beyoncé in Cuba: Florida Representatives Want Answers From Obama!

    In case you haven't heard, rapper/mogul/Brooklyn Nets owner Jay-Z and his wife, Beyoncé (the girl who sang at the Super Bowl, Grandma), decided that it was 1950 and went and took a vacation in Cuba last week. And now Florida Republican Reps. Mario Diaz-Balart Ileana Ros-Lehtinen want to know what' ... More >>

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    January 31, 2013

    LeBron James Eviscerated Reggie Evans During and After Their Game Last Night

    Remember when Brooklyn Nets forward Reggie Evans did that thing where he trash-talked LeBron James and the Heat before their game yesterday? Evans basically said that the Heat's title is tainted and that LeBron James is no different from Joe Johnson and Andray Blatche. See also: Reggie Evans Says ... More >>

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    January 30, 2013

    Reggie Evans Says the Miami Heat's Title Proves Nothing

    An NBA player who's more famous for grabbing another player's dick than his actual game, went and said some dumb stuff about the Miami Heat and LeBron James. Brooklyn Nets power forward Reggie Evans told reporters that he doesn't think much of the Heat's championship, and that LeBron is basically ... More >>

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    January 8, 2013

    Brooklyn Water Pizza & Pasta Co. and Brooklyn Water Bagel Co. Open in Palm Beach Gardens

    Snow birder New Yorkers may get to avoid the snow and slush by setting up shop in South Florida for the winter, but to hear talk of it, the transplantation comes with a price. Said price being they have to put up with subpar bagels, pizza, and sundry foodstuffs for the duration of the visit. In ca ... More >>

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    November 2, 2012

    Dwyane Wade Will Donate Tonight's Game Check to Victims of Hurricane Sandy

    The last time the Miami Heat were in New York, they were busy denting Knickerbocker ass on their way to a first-round playoff series victory, the first of many on their way to the title. Remember when New York managed to win one game in that series and Madison Square Garden celebrated like the Knic ... More >>

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    October 24, 2012

    Five Things Donald Trump's "Big" Announcement Could Be UPDATED

    Donald Trump will be making a "very, very big" announcement today that might change the course of the presidential election but probably won't because Donald Trump is an attention-whoring dipshit. But that isn't keeping us from talking about it because everyone loves to stare at a train wreck. Part ... More >>