Subject: Bud Light

• Music, Beer, and Meat!

  And it was good.

  August 21, 2008

• Teen Killers Won't Get Death

  January 5, 2007

• Last Night: Madonna at Dolphin Stadium

  MadonnaWednesday, November 26, 2008Dolphin Stadium, Miami GardensI am writing this to you at 2 a.m. exactly, which is the time you get home if you live in Wilton Manors and go to Madonna concerts in Miami. Madonna does awful things to the Golden Glades Exchange. Madonna makes "lanes" meaningless and turn signals invisible. Madonna puts a look of terror on the faces of tollbooth attendants, who do not understand why 50,000 metrosexual, giddy, semi-drunk motorists should materialize simultaneousl

  November 27, 2008

• Morning Juice: Kids Forced to Buy Beer at Gas Stations, Rare Woman with Two Homes Found, Box Home Better Than Condo

  Banned from Clubs, Kids Buy Beer Again in front of HessPalm Beach County has made it illegal for anybody under 21 to get into alcohol-serving night clubs. Now I know what you're probably saying, "Get your hands off my Bud Lite Lime, old man." But this new ordinance passed yesterday is actually good news for this, uh, friend of mine who makes some money on the side by hanging out in front of gas stations and selling beers to minors. Aw hell, I'll be at the Hess Station on Belvedere tonight from 5

  December 17, 2008

• The Straight Dope

  November 27, 1997

• A Real Brew-haha

  December 25, 1997

• Malled!

  June 3, 1999

• Best Neighborhood Bar

  May 17, 2001

• Best French Fries

  May 15, 2003

• Best Marlins Player

  May 12, 2005

• Nicaraguan Pot Endorses This Post, The Donald Is a Downer, Big Ball Cuts Corners

  After watching last night's Pepsi Cola-Bud Light Super Bowl, it became clear to me that everything needs an official sponsor. So today's Morning Juice is brought to you by the Nicaraguan Tourism and Marijuana Growers Cooperative. It's good timing to land that sponsor too, because they just picked up a big-time celebrity endorsement with Michael Phelps. Remember, kids, if you want to win, like, 47 gold medals at the Olympics, be sure to smoke your Nicaraguan marijuana from a water bong.And there'

  February 2, 2009

• I Love Bikes 'n' Pelts

  Diving into the leather dive scene

  April 10, 2008

• Spare Me, Celine

  The world needs a lot more singers who suck

  May 1, 2008

• Santogold

  May 15, 2008

• Don't Say Shenanigans

  Will a bar named for troublemaking live up to its name?

  December 11, 2008

• Sports Bar Score

  Sidelines puts the fabulous in fabulous sports bar.

  March 26, 2009

• Island Treasure

  You won't find tourists at this dive a block from the beach — and that's how we like it.

  January 29, 2009

• Coyote Feminism

  Don't look down on those bar dancers — they're pros.

  January 22, 2009

• On the Jag

  A sailors' bar jammed not with pirates but Steelers

  November 27, 2008

• You Have Reached Brewtopia

  November 20, 2008

• Primate on the Rocks

  In a Wilton Manors bar, the monkeys are cool and the Cocksuckers are creamy

  October 23, 2008

• It's All in the Package

  There are three straight bars in Wilton Manors, and only Red's has got the King

  September 11, 2008

• The British Are Coming!

  London fog in Dania Beach

  August 7, 2008

• Gussying up the 'Cue

  Barbequelooza returns to Johnny V’s

  July 31, 2008

• Three Cheers for the Red, White, and Green

  She has seen the future — and it's in Spanish

  June 5, 2008

• Still Dead and Lovin' It

  G's Place elevates unpretentiousness to the freakin' Golden Road

  April 3, 2008

• Back in Black

  Did these people just fail to outgrow a teenaged phase? Or is it about dancing to sexy '80s music?

  March 6, 2008

• Duck Soup

  December 6, 2007

• Misery & Clemency

  Or, 1,200 highway miles, ten days, nine baseball teams, six stadiums, five games, steroids, and a funeral

  April 14, 2005

• Car Club Crazy

  The South Florida Dubs go scrapingly low

  November 8, 2007

• The Queen of Mean

  January 12, 2006

• Dane’s the Man

  This is a laughing matter

  January 19, 2006

• The Bodyguard

  Special forces. National ad campaigns. Watching the backs of the big guys. Meet this Eastern European hottie.

  April 5, 2007

• Budweiser: El Rey of Beers?

  Why don't Mexicans in America drink Tecate?

  August 17, 2006

• Puppy Love?

  January 26, 2006

• Like Clichés on Acid

  Pass the Paxil

  January 5, 2006

• Heavenly Bods

  August 4, 2005

• Groove-ilee

  September 29, 2005

• On Main Street, Part 1

  Griffin Road, one of Broward's oldest byways, has it all

  June 9, 2005

• Dirty, Sandbagging Bastards

  Pork Chop's Posse outdrinks the competition

  May 19, 2005

• The Big Chil

  Bikers, gourmands, 30,000 country fans, and bare boobies collide at a massive chili cook-off. Bottoms up!

  February 17, 2005

• Really Old School

  A pair of aging boxers tries to regain former greatness

  August 21, 2003

• Artie's Party

  Once a front in the war against racism, Brownie's gin joint is now the trenches in the battle against yuppiedom

  August 14, 2003

• Best Place to Follow the Liter

  Lefty's Wings and Raw Bar

  May 15, 2003

• The Pain Train

  Two years later, a digital-video short film became an overnight ad sensation

  February 6, 2003

• Diggin' in Delray

  Tournament kicks off summer with a spike

  May 2, 2002

• Kid Cowboy

  When youngsters grab on to 1500-pound bulls, injury is just a buck away

  January 17, 2002

• Politics as Blood Sport

  Need to oust a school superintendent or get your favorite Democratic candidate elected? Just call Andre Fladell. But don't ever cross him.

  December 16, 1999

• Is Everybody Happy? Half-Price Hell

  Kona's chicken tacos with obligatory confettiYou'd think Clean Plate Charlie and friends would be chillin' all the time now,  the way restaurants are rolling out the happy-hour specials, even extending our ecstasy well beyond the usual 5 to 7 window. Kona Grill, for example, the national chain offering a menu where "East Meets West: They Party." Their new outpost at CityPlace in West Palm Beach, serves a half-priced happy-hour menu of appetizers, pizzas, and sushi rolls in its lounge daily

  May 11, 2009