Joseph Kuhn's head was a madhouse, and all he wanted was a becalming glimpse of the ocean. The bad economy had killed his business first, then finished off his savings; now, he was facing foreclosure. The only thing that could douse his nerves was a daily trip to the beach. So on Thursday, June 13, ... More >>
Every city is like a fingerprint, unique and special in its own way. But few places are as special as Fort Lauderdale. If it were a finger, it would be a big fat middle one, poking out a half-open car window in the direction of an elderly man who's going 15 miles per hour in the left lane. But, hey ... More >>
It was a news story that was just dripping with SoFlo weirdness. On Sunday, a middle-aged patron at the Tiki Waterfront Sea Grill tossed his car keys to another patron, announced there was a bomb in his Chevy Avalanche in the parking lot, and booked it on a water taxi to Peanut Island. Cue a massive ... More >>
Ah, Black Friday. It's the one time of year when the rest of America gets to know what it feels like to be Florida. As folks all around the country are busy head-butting each other over a pair of pants and an Xbox One, Florida got the whole People Behaving Horribly the Day After They Gave Thanks th ... More >>
We know that the only thing that can tear you away from an eight-hour gaming session with Call of Duty is the call of your rumbling stomach. And it's just a drain on the ole' leg muscles to get up and search for your cell in order to phone in your pizza order. Well, Microsoft and Pizza Hut have hea ... More >>
Our crack investigative team has uncovered startling information relating to Oakland Park terrorist suspect, Sheheryar Qazi. He appears to be a bro -- that certain genus of man subsisting purely on Jagerbombs and skank -- plays warfare video games on X-Box, and frequently tries to sell traumaticall ... More >>
In what might be news to most people, Chad Johnson and his new wife, Evelyn Lozada, were supposed to premiere their VH1 reality show this September. But then Johnson learned the hard way that allegedly using your head to hit your wife in the face inside a Smart Car will cost you all your jobs. In st ... More >>
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Its all about the 360, baby.
Call of Duty 4 hits maybe a little too close to home
It's just the only standout in an otherwise shameful launch