Chad Johnson

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2014

    James Beard 2014 Semifinalists Announced: Florida Gets Several Nods

    The James Beard Foundation has announced the 2014 semifinalists for its Restaurant and Chef award categories today, the state of Florida got several nods and specific recognition for its culinary achievements. Even Orlando got a pat on the head from the prestigious foundation for hosting the annou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 26, 2013

    Florida Celebrities: What They Did for Christmas (Feat. Vanilla Ice, Donald Trump, Serena Williams and More)

    Why, it was just a couple of years ago that we had to wait for the paparazzi's film to get developed, for magazines to be shipped off to the printer, and then wait for the mailman to bring our People magazine to find out that stars -- they're just like us on Christmas! Nowadays, this knowledge is in ... More >>

  • Calendar

    September 13, 2012
  • Blogs

    September 5, 2012

    Hard Knocks Season Finale: The Tannehills Make a Table!

    Last night was the season finale of Hard Knocks, which means it's all downhill for the Miami Dolphins from here on out. As far as season finales go, this one was a weird amalgam of boring, sad, and -- for some inexplicable reason -- Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson. With the first four episodes featuring ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 22, 2012

    Hard Knocks Episode 3: HUMP WEEK

    Last night's episode of Hard Knocks featured rookies singing, Reggie Bush leading, offensive linemen puking and a sad puppet.Most of all, it featured what might be the turning point in the franchise's future: Ryan Tannehill winning the starting quarterback job... and then offensive lineman Richie In ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2012

    Miami Dolphins at Carolina Panthers: Five Things To Look For

    The Dolphins' second pre-season game tonight against the Carolina Panthers should be interesting, in that the entire roster remains in flux with five weeks left to go before the season starts.Players are injured, the receiving corps is a huge question mark, and our once-reliable kicker is now just a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 15, 2012

    Hard Knocks Episode 2: Chad's Requiem & Penis Haircuts

    Last night's episode of Hard Knocks featured gut-wrenching moments, scrappy white receivers, Sean Smith shutting people down, David Garrard getting injured, Chad Johnson getting fired, and rookies getting cock-and-balls-shaped haircuts.It was a jam-packed episode. Here's your recap:

  • Blogs

    August 14, 2012

    Chad Johnson 911 Call Released; VH1 Cancels His Reality Show

    In what might be news to most people, Chad Johnson and his new wife, Evelyn Lozada, were supposed to premiere their VH1 reality show this September. But then Johnson learned the hard way that allegedly using your head to hit your wife in the face inside a Smart Car will cost you all your jobs. In st ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 14, 2012

    Karlos Dansby Changed His Mind About Being Unhappy About the Dolphins Releasing Chad Johnson

    Yesterday morning, Dolphins linebacker Karlos Dansby went on Sid Rosenberg's morning show on 640 AM and said that the team releasing Chad Johnson is a bigger distraction than Johnson himself. Because Dansby figured the best thing he could possibly do to help avoid distractions was to go on sports ta ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 10, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Open Preseason Against Bucs: Five Things To Look For

    Your Miami Dolphins open their 2012 season tonight when they host the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a pre-season matchup FUCK YEA. It's a whole new start (again!) for the Dolphins, as they unveil a new coaching regime (again!), a offensive scheme (again!), a new defensive scheme (again!) an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 8, 2012

    Joe Philbin Hates F-Bombs, Loves Seinfeld

    HBO's Hard Knocks featuring the Miami Dolphins debuted last night and filled us all with the inevitable feeling of false hope and overhyped enthusiasm for our shitty, shitty football team.But a reality show featuring the Fins is a nice change of pace from their old NORAD-like, supersecretive attitud ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 3, 2012

    Walmart Choice Steak Challenge Pits Two Local Chefs In a Fiery Battle

    Two local South Florida chefs are competing in a fiery battle to see who has the best grill skills in the Walmart Choice competition. The grill-off, sponsored by Kingsford charcoal and Coca-Cola, will have the executive chef and sous chef of Miami's Red Fish Grill battle it out in a head-to-head com ... More >>

  • Home Entertainment

    September 28, 2006

    Fourth and Inches

    Madden NFL 07: New and slightly improved!