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    February 27, 2014

    Chris Bosh Wants NBA to Ban All Offensive Slurs, Not Just "N-Word"

    The NFL is close to implementing a new rule where the use of the N-word will be banned. This is more a less a reaction to the Dolphins' bullying scandal where Richie Incognito and others used racial slurs to taunt other players and a team trainer. The NFL rule would be enforced on the field, where t ... More >>

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    February 26, 2014

    LeBron James Bought the Heat WWE Championship Belts

    In case you weren't aware, the Miami Heat are just better than every other basketball team on the planet. Not just because they've been to the NBA Finals three years in a row, and won the Finals two years in a row. And not just because they have Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh. And not just because the ... More >>

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    January 28, 2014

    Watch LeBron James Sing "Back That Azz Up"

    Miami Heat forward Shane Battier hosted the third annual South Beach Battioke event Monday night, where Heat players are given the opportunity to grab a mic and sing karaoke as loudly and poorly as they want. The event, which was held at the Fillmore Theater in Miami Beach, and raised money for The ... More >>

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    January 10, 2014

    Obama to Honor the Miami Heat for Being the Most Awesome Basketball Team on the Planet, Again

    As you may recall, the Miami Heat completely obliterated the entire NBA last year en route to their second-consecutive championship (third overall for the franchise). So, as is custom in this great nation of ours, the President of the United States of America will be honoring the Heat at the White ... More >>

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    December 31, 2013

    Olivia Sprauer, Taylor Chapman, and Chris Bosh: The Pulp's Ten Most Popular Stories of 2013

    Well, here we are. 2013 is about to be kaput. A brand new year filled with crazy Florida news stories awaits us. Whatever 2014 brings, we're sure it's going to be pretty nuts, pretty wild, and pretty fantastic. We hope you come along for the ride, just as you did all this year. But before we ta ... More >>

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    December 23, 2013

    Dwyane Wade Popped the Question to Gabrielle Union

    Dwyane Wade got on one knee and popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, actress Gabrielle Union, over the weekend. The event went down as a Heat Christmas party Saturday night. As it is with everything these days, the news was revealed through social media, as the two took to Twitter and In ... More >>

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    October 30, 2013

    Chris Bosh Videobombs LeBron and Wade to Kick Off 2013-14 Season

    Your NBA Champion Miami Heat kicked off the 2013-14 season by getting their rings, raising their third championship banner into the rafters, and then obliterating the Chicago Bulls 107-95. And while the season is just getting started and there's plenty of basketball left to be played, Chris Bosh is ... More >>

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    October 8, 2013

    Watch the Miami Heat's Pregame Video Shoot Sneak-Peek

    Fresh off their preseason victory over the Atlanta Hawks on Monday night, the Miami Heat is busy today shooting footage for its pregame introductions. And, as it has always been, it looks like it's going to be filled with a lot of smoke, a lot of screaming, and a lot of coolness. In other words, i ... More >>

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    September 16, 2013

    10 Best Miami Pro Athlete Twitters to Follow

    Celebrity tweets can be an incoherent mess, or they can be 140 characters of dull insipid nothingness. This is especially true for pro athletes, most of whom hold their personalities in check and never venture outside their comfort zones to show their human side. Most pro athlete tweets are horr ... More >>

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    August 12, 2013

    Chris Bosh is a Raptor in a Video Game

    Chris Bosh is half-man, half raptor. We already knew this. But now the fine folks at 2K Sports have brought that to life by making Chris Bosh an actual raptor in their NBA2K13 video game. And it is the most awesome/amazing/terrifying thing you'll ever see.

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    June 27, 2013

    Chris Bosh Was on Conan O'Brien and Piers Morgan Last Night

    Chris Bosh, fresh off winning back-to-back titles with the Heat, continued his celebrating by going on two national television talk shows Wednesday night to remind everyone how awesome he is. Bosh made an appearance on CNN's Piers Morgan Live, where he spoke on the craziness that was Game 6 and whe ... More >>

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    June 24, 2013

    Miami Heat Championship Parade Almost Killed LeBron James

    When the Miami Heat clinched the NBA title last Thursday, we almost lost Chris Bosh to a stray piece of confetti that threatened to get lodged in his throat. Then, on Monday, during the team's championship parade through the streets of Miami, LeBron James was almost decapitated a few times by bridg ... More >>

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    June 21, 2013

    Chris Bosh Nearly Choked on a Piece of Confetti Last Night

    So there was Chris Bosh, sitting on the stage, championship lid on his head, soaking in the amazeballs feeling it is to be a two-time NBA Champion, when it was all almost undone by a single piece of falling confetti. See also: Chris Bosh's Greatest GIFs And, even as we celebrate his awesome goofin ... More >>

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    June 19, 2013

    Miami Heat Storms Back Against Spurs in Epic Game 6 Comeback

    Seven seconds. The Miami Heat was seven seconds away from losing its NBA crown and watching the San Antonio Spurs celebrate a championship on its home court. Heat fans were seven seconds away from having their hearts ripped out of their chests and their souls condemned to a weary and sullen existe ... More >>

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    June 18, 2013

    Will Chris Bosh Be Let Go From Miami Heat? The Future of the Big Three

    As the Heat gets ready to take the floor for Game Six of the NBA Finals tonight, some players may have more on their minds than championship aspirations. Like the possibility that they'll be wearing a Miami jersey for the last time. We're not talking role players here either -- those changes are i ... More >>

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    June 12, 2013

    Spurs' Three-Point Barrage Devastates Heat in Game 3

    The Miami Heat entered San Antonio for Game 3 looking to build on its Game 2 19-point blowout win and take a 2-1 series lead. Instead, the Heat was routed 133-77, destroyed by a barrage of three-pointers from the Spurs that never seemed to end. Every time you looked, the Spurs were hitting anothe ... More >>

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    June 7, 2013

    Miami Heat Chokes Away Game One Against Spurs

    The Miami Heat were off to a fast start in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. From the tip-off, they controlled the tempo, played strong defense, and actually hit open J's. And then the fourth quarter happened. And the Heat suddenly morphed into a bunch of assholes in sneakers. And the Spurs' Tony Parker ... More >>

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    May 23, 2013

    LeBron James Hits Game-Winning Shot in Overtime, Obliterates Pacers' Hopes Of Stealing Game 1

    The Indiana Pacers' Paul George had himself a coming out party. He led Indiana with 27 points, and hit an impossible 30-foot three-pointer to stun the Miami Heat and force overtime. Then, with just 2.2 seconds remaining in the OT, George hit three consecutive free throws to put the Pacers ahead. An ... More >>

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    May 14, 2013

    Miami Heat Decides It's Had Enough of the Bulls, Proceeds to Destroy Them

    The Chicago Bulls, fresh off having their their asses blown off in Friday's game three, decided to go the ole "HEAD GAMES" route before last night's game four. The Bulls turned the tables on the narrative of this series -- that they can't score, so therefore they need to nail option B, which is to ... More >>

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    May 9, 2013

    Miami Heat Unleash Hell Fire Vengeance on Bulls in Game Two

    O HAI WORLD CHAMPION MIAMI HEAT BASKETBALL After losing by seven to the Chicago Bulls and choking away Game 1 of the Eastern Conference semi-finals on Monday, the Heat decided to stuff all the Fucks they could find into giant garden-sized Glad bags, went into the American Airlines Arena for Game 2, ... More >>

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    May 2, 2013

    Udonis Haslem's Broward Home Burglarized

    People won't stop breaking into the homes of Miami Heat players to steal stuff. Udonis Haslem's Southwest Ranches home was broken into by would-be burglars, the Broward Sheriff's Office says. See also: - Chris Bosh Burglar Left Heat Championship Ring This just days after someone broke into Chris B ... More >>

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    April 23, 2013

    Chris Bosh As An Intergalactic Space Captain Is The Most Awesome Thing You'll See Ever

    The fine folks at Borscht have long been working on a Chris Bosh animated film that can only be described as "SERIOUSLY TRIPPING BALLS." And it's finally here. The Adventures of Christopher Bosh in the Multiverse features an animated Bosh and his misadventures through several dimensions, and featu ... More >>

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    April 5, 2013

    Chris Bosh Burglar Left Heat Championship Ring

    While Chris Bosh was out celebrating his 29th birthday with a massive elephant cake and a live-tweeting camel, someone was busy ransacking his home of $340,000 worth of jewels, watches and other valuables. The burglar was pretty selective of what to take, including rings and purses, according to Mi ... More >>

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    April 1, 2013

    Chris Bosh, Miami Heat Take Down San Antonio Spurs Without LeBron James and Dwyane Wade

    Prior to Sunday's big-time-holy-crap-it's-maybe-a-possible-NBA-Finals-preview game against the mighty San Antonio Spurs, Miami Heat Head Coach Erik Spoelstra announced that the team would be without LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Mario Chalmers. All three were apparently dinged up and in need of re ... More >>

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    March 11, 2013

    Miami Heat Reminded the Indiana Pacers Whose World It Is

    The reaction among the experts, media and haterz the world-over after the Indiana Pacers had roughed up and beaten the Miami Heat in the teams' first two meetings this season was that the Pacers clearly had Miami's number, and that the Heat might as well go the way of the Montreal Expos and no longe ... More >>

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    February 21, 2013

    Chris Bosh's Greatest GIFs

    The Daily Look At This! is our daily video and/or GIF of the day. Today, we feature a grand collection of the greatest Chris Bosh gifs evaaar! Because, the haters can suck it. (Especially Little William, or whatever the hell his name is.)

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    February 15, 2013

    LeBron James and the Heat Smash the OKC Thunder 110-100

    The Oklahoma City Thunder are among the best, most dangerous teams in the NBA. Particularly on their home floor, where they storm the court like bloodthirsty grizzly bears, frothing at the mouth, scoring at will and laying waste NBA teams that dare walk onto Chesapeake Energy Arena to take them on. ... More >>

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    February 15, 2013

    Chris Bosh Selected As All-Star Starter

    The NBA All-Star game is about to get really dinosaury, because Erik Spoelstra has chosen Chris Bosh to start for the Eastern Conference All-Star squad. With Boston's Rajon Rondo being out with an injury, a fifth and final slot was open. Debate immediately began on who Spoelstra should start i ... More >>

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    February 1, 2013

    Chris Bosh's New Commercial Is Rather Hilarious

    Chris Bosh is a beloved figure 'round these parts. He's a half-man, half-dinosaur, he has a silky smooth jumpshot, and he's the greatest photobomber in the history of the NBA. Now he's looking to endear himself with us even more with his latest commercial (costarring Ray Allen!), in which he wrangl ... More >>

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    January 28, 2013

    Obama to Honor the Miami Heat for Being the Most Awesome Basketball Team on the Planet

    As you may have heard, the Miami Heat are kind of a big deal. In that the team eradicates anyone and anything that gets in its way of winning basketball games. And, as you may have heard, the Miami Heat won the NBA title last year. So, as is custom in this great nation of ours, the President of th ... More >>

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    December 26, 2012

    Miami Heat Takes Down OKC on Christmas Day, 103-97

    Throughout the early part of the NBA season, the men of the Miami Heat played basketball games like they were simply hoarding their fucks for the impending Mayan Apocalypse. Their defense was terrible. Their shooting, erratic. Their desire, seemingly lacking. But, since Christmas is a time of gi ... More >>

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    October 31, 2012

    Miami Heat Get Their Rings, Take Down Celtics

    The Miami Heat kicked off the 2012-12 season last night by first getting their championship rings, and then by sticking a foot into the Celtics' assholes. 'Twas a glorious night indeed. And while traditionally ring ceremony games have been a snoozer, mainly because the team getting their rings we ... More >>

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    December 29, 2011
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    April 15, 2011

    New York Times Blasts Heat Fans for Mojitos and Empty Seats

    Too many empty seats greet Heat stars.​What's the problem, Miami Heat fans? Are you too busy sipping mojitos and grazing on patatas bravas to get your butts in the seats on time? Is it the economy? Do you secretly hate LeBron James as much as the rest of the country does?These are the allegations ... More >>

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    January 13, 2011
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    November 28, 2010

    How Immature Is LeBron James?

    LeBron James bumps shoulders, not fists.​Could it be that LeBron James and Chris Bosh are too immature to handle their rising fame? The two could have been part of a real dream team if they weren't living up to their young ages of 25 and 26. Thanks to recent videos, Miami Heat fans are starting to ... More >>

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    October 28, 2010
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    July 29, 2010
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    July 8, 2010

    Morning Juice: LeBron Feeling Heat; Frankel Takes Page From FDR

    ​A spin through the local headlines this Thursday morning:LeBron James is said to be "leaning" toward joining Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on a potentially unbeatable Miami Heat team that will be pure evil. [ESPN]Former Miramar commissioner Fitzroy Salesman will be sentenced today after his convicti ... More >>

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    July 8, 2010

    Top Ten Nicknames for LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh in Miami

    flickr.comThe Royal Family?​So unless ESPN and every other national sports news source is wrong (it happens), it looks like LeBron James will be joining Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on the Miami Heat, instantly creating the most interesting and feared team possibly of all time. But before we get to ... More >>

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    July 7, 2010

    Morning Juice: Heat Hit a Free Agent Lotto; Thief Lived by Gun, Died by Gun

    ​A look at the local news for Wednesday morning in South Florida:Within hours of announcing her resignation from the Broward County Commission, Diana Wasserman-Rubin was arrested and charged with unlawful compensation, based on her casting votes on grants for Southwest Ranches that were written by ... More >>

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    July 7, 2010

    Did Wade Sabotage the Bulls in Free Agent Frenzy?

    Flickr: ballerbloggerThings are looking up for Dwyane Wade.​All's fair in love, war, and NBA free agency. Hundreds of millions of dollars up in the air, along with countless NBA titles. Dwyane Wade is nothing if not competitive -- and ruthless. Wade has long known that the Chicago Bulls are h ... More >>

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    June 30, 2010

    The Daily LeBron: It's a Complete Clusterf&$#

    Flickr: dodong17It's still a dream, Heat fans.​Twelve more hours till the stroke of midnight signals a feeding frenzy of NBA execs. They all want LeBron James. And if not him, then Dwyane Wade. And if not him, then Chris Bosh. And on and on. As if it's not already complicated enough, another megas ... More >>

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    June 29, 2010

    Nobody Knows Where LeBron's Going... Except Us

    Flickr: NBA PhotosA dynasty in the making?​In the hunt for the signature of LeBron James, South Florida has suddenly (briefly?) vaulted into the lead. Apparently, there was a "summit" last weekend in Miami, hosted by Dwyane Wade, with Chris Bosh and LeBron James himself in attendance. ESPN is repo ... More >>

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    May 14, 2010

    Hysterical D-Wade Rumor of the Year

    FlickrThey may be friends, but free agency will point D-Wade and LeBron in opposite directions.​According to an NBA general manager who spoke to ESPN, Dwyane Wade will join LeBron James and Chris Bosh in Chicago next season. I wonder if that unnamed GM is the Chicago Bulls' own Gar Forman, and if ... More >>

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    Broken bones and missed shots — the Heat is on!

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