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    September 2, 2014

    3030 Ocean's La Tasha McCutchen Competing on Hell's Kitchen (Video)

    Somewhere, Gordon Ramsey is gearing up his foul mouth yet again. On Wednesday, September 10, his scream-filled cooking show Hell's Kitchen is premiering again, and this time only one South Florida chef has made it to the competition. 3030 Ocean's La Tasha McCutchen is competing for a head chef pos ... More >>

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    August 15, 2014

    Ray Allen's Home Broken Into While Wife and Children Sleep

    A group of teenagers may have just single-handedly ruined the chances of the Miami Heat getting Ray Allen back after they broke into his home in the middle of the night, while his wife and children were sleeping. According to police, the break-in happened Thursday morning around 2:30 at the Allens' ... More >>

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    August 1, 2014

    Top Ten South Florida Athletes Post-LeBron

    For the last four years it hasn't even been an argument. LeBron James (sigh) was the best athlete in South Florida. But now that the dirty liar/coward he's gone, things get interesting (read: less good) again. For example, this potential conversation could happen at any South Florida bar tonight. D ... More >>

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    July 2, 2014

    LeBron James Deserves a Max Contract, and Dwyane Wade Isn't Worth His, According to Study

    LeBron James absolutely deserves the max contract he is reportedly asking for, while Dwyane Wade should not be paid like a superstar. This, according to common sense but also according to a statistical study put together by numberfire.com. According to the report, which breaks down how Heat players ... More >>

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    June 16, 2014

    Five Reasons for Heat Fans to Keep Their Heads Up

    Pat Riley once said, "There's winning, and there's misery." After back-to-back years of winning, parades, pots and pans, parties, T-shirts, and jubilation, Miami Heat fans are on the miserable side of things this morning. And while this NBA Finals loss stings, it's not as bad as the hurt we all fe ... More >>

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    June 10, 2014

    Little Birdman Gianni Zandri Wants the Trophy Back

    If you plan to watch tonight's Miami Heat NBA Finals home opener against the San Antonio Spurs, you might notice a curious sight down in the fourth row of Section 116. It will be one of South Florida's weirdest media sensations: Little Birdman. Yeah, 11-year-old Gianni Zandri will again likely be ... More >>

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    June 6, 2014

    Miami Heat Loses Game 1 to Broken Air Conditioner

    The Spurs needed 90 percent shooting in the fourth quarter and the aid of a machine to beat LeBron James and the Miami Heat 110-95 Thursday night in San Antonio. The Heat took control of Game 1 in the third quarter of the NBA Finals matchup against the San Antonio Spurs. Miami's blitzkrieg defense ... More >>

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    June 5, 2014

    33 Questions for the Miami Heat's Finals Rematch Against the San Antonio Spurs

    Well. Here we are. The two best teams in the world ready to square off tonight at 9 on ABC. This 2014 NBA Finals is a rematch of last year's Finals between the Miami Heat and the San Antonio Spurs. And it promises to be a doozy. With the series kicking off tonight and Vegas fluctuating between ... More >>

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    May 29, 2014

    Heat Lose Game 5 in the Most Insufferable Way

    The Miami Heat fell 93-90 to the Indiana Pacers in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals match-up Wednesday night. Paul George had the game of his life, and the Pacers were able to muster a big performance to avoid elimination. Of course, it's much easier to win a game against the Miami Heat whe ... More >>

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    May 22, 2014

    18 Reasons Why Rooting for the Pacers Over the Heat Is Dumb

    On Wednesday, the good folks over at Buzzfeed put together yet another one of their massive listicles that get read by billions of people all over the Interwebs. This one, titled 18 Reasons You Should Cheer for the Pacers Over the Heat, was a doozy. We assume this is some kind of guide for people ... More >>

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    May 21, 2014

    LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Unleash Their Combined Awesomeness on Pacers

    Down 0-1? Lance Stephenson hitting ridiculous shots? The Pacers offense suddenly looking like the Showtime Lakers? Pffft. No problem. Not when you've got a perfectly good Dwyane Wade and LeBron James whom you can unleash on your enemies. The dynamic duo once again blew up shit with their awesomene ... More >>

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    February 26, 2014

    LeBron James Bought the Heat WWE Championship Belts

    In case you weren't aware, the Miami Heat are just better than every other basketball team on the planet. Not just because they've been to the NBA Finals three years in a row, and won the Finals two years in a row. And not just because they have Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh. And not just because the ... More >>

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    January 10, 2014

    Obama to Honor the Miami Heat for Being the Most Awesome Basketball Team on the Planet, Again

    As you may recall, the Miami Heat completely obliterated the entire NBA last year en route to their second-consecutive championship (third overall for the franchise). So, as is custom in this great nation of ours, the President of the United States of America will be honoring the Heat at the White ... More >>

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    December 25, 2013

    Miami Heat's Best Christmas Day Game Moments

    The Miami Heat's first ever Christmas Day game was in 1997 when they lost to Michael Jordan's Chicago Bulls. Since then, the Heat have played 9 other times in the NBA's annual X-Mas game, going 7-2 in that span. The Heat will face the L.A. Lakers today at 5:00p.m. for their 10th go-round as the re ... More >>

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    December 23, 2013

    Dwyane Wade Popped the Question to Gabrielle Union

    Dwyane Wade got on one knee and popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, actress Gabrielle Union, over the weekend. The event went down as a Heat Christmas party Saturday night. As it is with everything these days, the news was revealed through social media, as the two took to Twitter and In ... More >>

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    December 5, 2013

    Best Places in Florida to Hide Christmas Presents from Kids

    You did all your holiday shopping and now those boxes from Amazon are starting to roll in. Where to hide all that junk before you wrap it? Kids are sneaky. (I personally believe that babies know full well how to wipe their butts, but just fake it so they can poop on you.) They can find Xmas present ... More >>

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    November 29, 2013

    Miami Heat Players Fell Asleep After Their Thanksgiving Dinner

    With the Miami Heat having to play a game in Cleveland on Wednesday (really, NBA? Send the two-time champion on the road during Thanksgiving to Cleveland?), LeBron James hosted the team for Thanksgiving dinner Thursday at his Akron mansion. And, as it is with this team, once dinner was over, the cr ... More >>

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    November 26, 2013

    Dwyane Wade Won the Internet Yesterday

    The Miami Heat loves winning championships. But in between all the championship winning, the players also love their fans, and they love fun. And no one typified that better than Dwyane Wade last night, before and after the Heat took down the Phoenix Suns 107-92. For starters, Wade gave away two o ... More >>

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    September 13, 2013

    10 GIFS of Jose Fernandez Being Awesome

    Miami Marlins rookie phenom, pitcher Jose Fernandez, is awesome. He's arguably the most dominant pitcher of the season, is a Cuban immigrant, is gregarious, humble, young and, best of all, a total badass. Whether he's mowing down opposing batters with his filthy stuff, or hitting homeruns off the ... More >>

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    June 19, 2013

    Miami Heat Storms Back Against Spurs in Epic Game 6 Comeback

    Seven seconds. The Miami Heat was seven seconds away from losing its NBA crown and watching the San Antonio Spurs celebrate a championship on its home court. Heat fans were seven seconds away from having their hearts ripped out of their chests and their souls condemned to a weary and sullen existe ... More >>

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    June 12, 2013

    Spurs' Three-Point Barrage Devastates Heat in Game 3

    The Miami Heat entered San Antonio for Game 3 looking to build on its Game 2 19-point blowout win and take a 2-1 series lead. Instead, the Heat was routed 133-77, destroyed by a barrage of three-pointers from the Spurs that never seemed to end. Every time you looked, the Spurs were hitting anothe ... More >>

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    May 29, 2013

    Miami Heat Drop Game 4 to Pacers As Series Heads Back to Miami 2-2

    Thanks mostly to the Heat's role players shooting the basketball like it was a bag of piss, some putrid rebounding, strong play from the Pacers' Roy Hibbert, and a crapload of atrocious officiating from the referees, your 2013 Eastern Conference Finals is all knotted up at 2-2. After cracking the P ... More >>

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    May 7, 2013

    Miami Heat Chokes Away Game One Against Bulls

    Well now. That was a bit rough. A depleted Chicago Bulls came into the American Airlines Arena for Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals, saw fans clad in white, watched LeBron James receive his MVP trophy, and then went on to systematically bludgeon the world champs by having Joakim Noah sw ... More >>

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    May 2, 2013

    Udonis Haslem's Broward Home Burglarized

    People won't stop breaking into the homes of Miami Heat players to steal stuff. Udonis Haslem's Southwest Ranches home was broken into by would-be burglars, the Broward Sheriff's Office says. See also: - Chris Bosh Burglar Left Heat Championship Ring This just days after someone broke into Chris B ... More >>

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    April 1, 2013

    Smashburger Giving Heat Fans Free Burgers Today and Every Day Following a Win

    Basketball season has been good to Heat fans this year. With a 58 to 15 record of wins, it's no surprise to see South Floridians all riled up at the office water-cooler. Well, locals have yet another reason to get excited about Miami Heat wins. Smashburger is rewarding Heat fans with free ... More >>

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    March 11, 2013

    Miami Heat Reminded the Indiana Pacers Whose World It Is

    The reaction among the experts, media and haterz the world-over after the Indiana Pacers had roughed up and beaten the Miami Heat in the teams' first two meetings this season was that the Pacers clearly had Miami's number, and that the Heat might as well go the way of the Montreal Expos and no longe ... More >>

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    February 28, 2013

    Miami Heat Harlem Shake. Oh Yes.

    Your world champion Miami Heat have hit up their own version of the internet viral dance craze Harlem Shake. LeBron James tweeted it out Thursday evening as a "King James and Dwyane Wade production." And it is glorious. It has all the ingredients of pure unadulterated awesome: LeBron dressed as ... More >>

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    February 22, 2013

    Miami Heat Takes Down Bulls, Wins Ninth Straight

    The Miami Heat is currently riding a nine-game winning streak through a subtle yet delicate and refined mixture of sound fundamental basketball and relentlessly and mercilessly smashing opponents in the face. The latest victim of the maelstrom of ass-bludgeoning was the Chicago Bulls. Battling thr ... More >>

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    February 21, 2013

    Miami Heat Start Second Half of Season With Takedown of Hawks

    There's always concern when a team on a hot streak gets assaulted by the NBA All-Star game and everyone's gotta stop playing so the media can make a big deal out of Kobe Bryant's blocking LeBron James' shot in the most meaningless game of the year. And that concern was not immediately alleviated wh ... More >>

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    February 15, 2013

    LeBron James and the Heat Smash the OKC Thunder 110-100

    The Oklahoma City Thunder are among the best, most dangerous teams in the NBA. Particularly on their home floor, where they storm the court like bloodthirsty grizzly bears, frothing at the mouth, scoring at will and laying waste NBA teams that dare walk onto Chesapeake Energy Arena to take them on. ... More >>

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    February 13, 2013

    Prediction: OKC Will Beat Heat in Thursday NBA Finals Rematch

    Valentine's Day this year won't be about love or roses. Thursday is likely to be about Heat fans -- and LeBron James -- crashing back to Earth.That's the day we take on Kevin Durant's Oklahoma City Thunder in the belly of the beast. Last night, the hot hot Heat came back strong at the end of th ... More >>

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    January 28, 2013

    Obama to Honor the Miami Heat for Being the Most Awesome Basketball Team on the Planet

    As you may have heard, the Miami Heat are kind of a big deal. In that the team eradicates anyone and anything that gets in its way of winning basketball games. And, as you may have heard, the Miami Heat won the NBA title last year. So, as is custom in this great nation of ours, the President of th ... More >>

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    December 5, 2012

    Heat Fall to the Lowly Washington Wizards, 105-101

    This is what happens when the Heat players look like they left all their fucks in their other jeans and those jeans are in the wash. A 105-101 loss to the Washington Wizards, the worst team in all of professional sports: That's what happens. It's nothing new. The Heaters have been lollygagging the ... More >>

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    June 25, 2012

    Miami Heat Doughnuts: Celebrate the Champs for a Buck

    According to website hoopshype.com, the Miami Heat's payroll is a staggering $80,290,662. Even more unbelievable is the fact that Miami came in number five on this list (behind the Boston Celtics, Orlando Magic, Los Angeles Lakers, and Portland Trailblazers).  You could call it money well spent ... More >>

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    June 13, 2011

    Top Three LeBron James/Miami Heat Memes to Commemorate the NBA Finals

    LeBron James plays to the tune of his tiny violin.​LeBron James brought his talents to Miami this year to complete what should have been the first ultimate triumvirate the NBA has ever seen.James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh were hailed as superheroes who were going to lead the Miami Heat to champ ... More >>

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    June 1, 2011

    How a LeBron Hater Learned to Stop Loathing the Miami Heat

    It's tough to hate Dwyane Wade. ​Let's get one thing clear: I'm still angry with LeBron James. I think he's arrogant, immature, and full of an inflated sense of importance that was, ironically, fed by years of hero worship in his hometown of Cleveland. His decision to use a nationally televised ES ... More >>

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    April 15, 2011

    New York Times Blasts Heat Fans for Mojitos and Empty Seats

    Too many empty seats greet Heat stars.​What's the problem, Miami Heat fans? Are you too busy sipping mojitos and grazing on patatas bravas to get your butts in the seats on time? Is it the economy? Do you secretly hate LeBron James as much as the rest of the country does?These are the allegations ... More >>

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    March 30, 2011

    King LeBron James Gets Trounced by Cleveland Cavaliers

    It hurts, LeBron, doesn't it?​So this is what karma looks like.Last night, LeBron James arrived at the Quicken Loans arena in Cleveland wearing a T-shirt that said "Long Live the King." That kind of hubris doesn't go over well in the Paris of the Rust Belt. Especially not when you are the fallen h ... More >>

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    March 7, 2011

    Were Miami Heat Players Actually Crying After Yesterday's Game?

    We know from Tom Hanks' famous quote in A League of Their Own, "There is no crying in baseball!" But is there is crying in basketball?If you believe what Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra had to say after yesterday's close loss to the Bulls, yes, Heat players were shedding tears in the locker room af ... More >>

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    July 7, 2010

    Morning Juice: Heat Hit a Free Agent Lotto; Thief Lived by Gun, Died by Gun

    ​A look at the local news for Wednesday morning in South Florida:Within hours of announcing her resignation from the Broward County Commission, Diana Wasserman-Rubin was arrested and charged with unlawful compensation, based on her casting votes on grants for Southwest Ranches that were written by ... More >>

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    July 7, 2010

    Did Wade Sabotage the Bulls in Free Agent Frenzy?

    Flickr: ballerbloggerThings are looking up for Dwyane Wade.​All's fair in love, war, and NBA free agency. Hundreds of millions of dollars up in the air, along with countless NBA titles. Dwyane Wade is nothing if not competitive -- and ruthless. Wade has long known that the Chicago Bulls are h ... More >>

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    June 29, 2010

    Nobody Knows Where LeBron's Going... Except Us

    Flickr: NBA PhotosA dynasty in the making?​In the hunt for the signature of LeBron James, South Florida has suddenly (briefly?) vaulted into the lead. Apparently, there was a "summit" last weekend in Miami, hosted by Dwyane Wade, with Chris Bosh and LeBron James himself in attendance. ESPN is repo ... More >>

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    March 1, 2010

    Wade-ing Game: Will Heat Star Return?

    Flickr​Sunday's loss to the Magic felt like a setback to the Heat's efforts to keep Dwyane Wade. Despite his return, the team was still overmatched in Orlando, which glided past a Heat squad that managed just 16 points in each of the final two quarters. Having missed several games with an injury, ... More >>

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