Hi Dan Marino. Hi. Hello. How are you? You might not remember me, but we met last year during a Miami Dolphins presser when they unveiled their new logo and uniforms. I was the guy who walked up to you and tried asking you a question but instead only managed to say something along the lines of, "D ... More >>
CBS announced on Tuesday that former Miami Dolphin great Dan Marino will not be returning to do their Sunday pregame shows next season. Marino, who had been with the network since 2002, is now apparently out of a job. The Dolphins, meanwhile, are in serious need of a makeover, following the Incogn ... More >>
WLPG's Chris Haggerty will be making an appearance on By The Glass Show tonight to talk about the St. Baldrick's Foundation event happening at Mickey Byrne's Irish Pub in Hollywood. The St. Baldrick's Foundation is a volunteer-driven charity that funds childhood cancer research and provides more re ... More >>
The Miami Dolphins just recently lost their big-time free agent acquisition, tight end, Dustin Keller, to a horrific injury that tore the ACL, PCL, and MCL in his left knee. It's just the latest in many horrific blows that have nut-punched this team for over a decade. Some would say the team is cu ... More >>
Well, the timing is rich. Today -- the same day that Fort Lauderdale city commissioners will vote on whether to allow the moving of a 100-year-old tree and the building of a massive, three-tower apartment complex called Marina Lofts right along the New River -- legendary Miami Dolphins quarterback ... More >>
The Miami Dolphins officially unveiled their brand new uniforms and logo at a party in Sun Life Stadium on Thursday. At the event, which took place prior to the draft, classic and new uniforms clashed in an evolutionary showcase. New Times was in attendance to find out what fans thought of the new ... More >>
Miami Dolphins owner Stephen "Chad Henne Is The Next Dan Marino" Ross is bringing an international soccer tournament to South Florida which is kind of like the World Cup, but not at all like it in the least. Ross is expected to announce that South Florida will host matches for what is being called ... More >>
Earlier in the day, we told you about how NFL.com might have accidentally leaked the new Miami Dolphins logo. The website eventually removed the logo and replaced it with the old one. But, then on Wednesday afternoon, a seemingly befuddled Dolphins CEO Mike Dee confirmed that, yes, the logo that a ... More >>
Everyone, lay off Dan Marino. So he's got a love child. Who doesn't these days? Man random woman = love child is an equation that's deeply rooted in the annals of human history. Going all the way back to the nation's founding, love children came, and love children went. Thomas Jefferson had six. ... More >>
The local personalities, egos, and public figures who swung through the news cycle this week, ranked by New Times' crack research department using a highly scientific algorithm (i.e., charting where all those 18 shell casings fell on Las Olas, then comparing with a map of the zodiac).
The Sun Sentinel's Dave Hyde picked the wrong damned time to coddle Dan Marino. Five days before the New York Post broke the Marino love-child story, Hyde wrote a piece on the Dolphins quarterback's work with autism. And that's cool. However, the first paragraph in that column read thusly: People ... More >>
Miami Dolphins legend Dan Marino has admitted to having an affair and fathering a love child, according to a New York Post report. Marino reportedly had the affair with Donna Savattere, a then-35-year-old production assistant at CBS Sports where he's been an analyst since 2003. The affair allegedl ... More >>
The Dolphins and Patriots face off this Sunday at Sun Life Stadium for the first time this season. And even though New England is a heavy favorite, history has proven that this matchup can go in any direction. This isn't the most heated rivalry in the AFC East (both teams have much more serious bee ... More >>
Digital Domain, the Florida-based visual effects company that gave the world Titanic, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and a Tupac hologram, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy recently. And now, according to Gossip Extra, Dolphins great Dan Marino, who bought 1,576,525 shares in the animation stud ... More >>
Appearing as a guest at the Dolphins' Touchdown Club luncheon today at Bokamper's Bar and Grill, Dan Marino told Dolphins fans to chill with all the anger over the fact that the team sucks balls. These things take time. Like maybe 13 years, but still. "Be patient," Marino told the crowd. "You loo ... More >>
Your Miami Dolphins open their 2012 season tonight when they host the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a pre-season matchup FUCK YEA. It's a whole new start (again!) for the Dolphins, as they unveil a new coaching regime (again!), a offensive scheme (again!), a new defensive scheme (again!) an ... More >>
The former Samba Room space at 350 East Las Olas Blvd. has been gutted and rehabbed for the debut of The Royal Pig Pub & Kitchen. The Royal Pig is a project of Joe Upchurch, whose restaurants include beachfront locations of Hooters, Ugly Tuna Saloona, LuLu's Bait Shack, and Dan Marino's Town Tav ... More >>
With local band Fusik, veteran b-boys revive old-school rhythms.
The Drug Enforcement Agency, as part of the investigation into Anna Nicole Smith's death at the Anna Nicole didn't just endorse methadone.Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, conducted another raid on her doctor's office recently. Dr. Sandeep Kapoor reportedly wrote prescriptions for methadone to ... More >>
Calendar editor John Linn was very sick this weekend. I know this not because he told me (he did tell me, but he's tricky), but because he was unable to fulfill his duties as a judge in this year's Beer-Offs, held Saturday at the Coral Springs Whole Foods. This second annual tournament had diffe ... More >>
Dan Marino has ninja problems. Dan Marino Says: Mistrial Declared in Tobacco CaseA Broward County judge has declared a mistrial in the tobacco lawsuit filed against Philip Morris by the widow of a guy from Cooper City. That's the big news this morning, at least according to The Juice's news partner ... More >>
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