Dan Marino

Dan Marino on Dolphins New Uniforms: "If You're Winning, It All Looks Good"

The Miami Dolphins officially unveiled their brand new uniforms and logo at a party in Sun Life Stadium on Thursday. At the event, which took place prior to the draft, classic and new uniforms clashed in an evolutionary showcase. New Times was in attendance to find out what fans thought of the new ... More >>

Stephen Ross Is Bringing an International Soccer Tournament to Sun Life Stadium

Miami Dolphins owner Stephen "Chad Henne Is The Next Dan Marino" Ross is bringing an international soccer tournament to South Florida which is kind of like the World Cup, but not at all like it in the least. Ross is expected to announce that South Florida will host matches for what is being called ... More >>

New Miami Dolphins Logo: The Best Twitter Reactions Confirming That Fans Hate It

Earlier in the day, we told you about how NFL.com might have accidentally leaked the new Miami Dolphins logo. The website eventually removed the logo and replaced it with the old one. But, then on Wednesday afternoon, a seemingly befuddled Dolphins CEO Mike Dee confirmed that, yes, the logo that a ... More >>

Dan Marino, Don't Fret: Love Children Are So In Right Now: Top Four Celebrity Love Children

Everyone, lay off Dan Marino. So he's got a love child. Who doesn't these days? Man random woman = love child is an equation that's deeply rooted in the annals of human history. Going all the way back to the nation's founding, love children came, and love children went. Thomas Jefferson had six. ... More >>

Dan Marino, Rick Scott, and Donald Trump Perform a Dramatic Reading of New Times' Biogensis Story

The local personalities, egos, and public figures who swung through the news cycle this week, ranked by New Times' crack research department using a highly scientific algorithm (i.e., charting where all those 18 shell casings fell on Las Olas, then comparing with a map of the zodiac).

Dave Hyde, the Sun Sentinel, and the Crap State of South Florida Sports Journalism

The Sun Sentinel's Dave Hyde picked the wrong damned time to coddle Dan Marino. Five days before the New York Post broke the Marino love-child story, Hyde wrote a piece on the Dolphins quarterback's work with autism. And that's cool. However, the first paragraph in that column read thusly: People ... More >>

Dan Marino Admits to Having Affair, Fathering Love Child

Miami Dolphins legend Dan Marino has admitted to having an affair and fathering a love child, according to a New York Post report. Marino reportedly had the affair with Donna Savattere, a then-35-year-old production assistant at CBS Sports where he's been an analyst since 2003. The affair allegedl ... More >>

The Five Greatest Games in Dolphins-Patriots History

The Dolphins and Patriots face off this Sunday at Sun Life Stadium for the first time this season. And even though New England is a heavy favorite, history has proven that this matchup can go in any direction. This isn't the most heated rivalry in the AFC East (both teams have much more serious bee ... More >>

Digital Domain: The Fall of a Movie Empire

Tannehill’s Learning Curve: Comparisons to Griese, Marino Unfair — but Fun!

Dan Marino Loses Millions in Digital Domain Bankruptcy, According to Report

Digital Domain, the Florida-based visual effects company that gave the world Titanic, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and a Tupac hologram, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy recently. And now, according to Gossip Extra, Dolphins great Dan Marino, who bought 1,576,525 shares in the animation stud ... More >>

Dan Marino Tells Dolphins Fans to Be Patient

Appearing as a guest at the Dolphins' Touchdown Club luncheon today at Bokamper's Bar and Grill, Dan Marino told Dolphins fans to chill with all the anger over the fact that the team sucks balls. These things take time. Like maybe 13 years, but still. "Be patient," Marino told the crowd. "You loo ... More >>

Miami Dolphins Open Preseason Against Bucs: Five Things To Look For

Your Miami Dolphins open their 2012 season tonight when they host the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a pre-season matchup FUCK YEA. It's a whole new start (again!) for the Dolphins, as they unveil a new coaching regime (again!), a offensive scheme (again!), a new defensive scheme (again!) an ... More >>

The Royal Pig Pub & Kitchen Scheduled to Open Mid-June

The former Samba Room space at 350 East Las Olas Blvd. has been gutted and rehabbed for the debut of The Royal Pig Pub & Kitchen. The Royal Pig is a project of Joe Upchurch, whose restaurants include beachfront locations of Hooters, Ugly Tuna Saloona, LuLu's Bait Shack, and Dan Marino's Town Tav ... More >>

Man Like Meat!

Quarterback Quandaries

Anthony's Runway in Fort Lauderdale Can't Be Bothered With the Nonmade Man

Bringing Back the Funk

With local band Fusik, veteran b-boys revive old-school rhythms.

Anna Nicole Raid Scares Methadone-Using Gamblers, Friendless Condoleezza Rice 'Glad it's Over'

The Drug Enforcement Agency, as part of the investigation into Anna Nicole Smith's death at the Anna Nicole didn't just endorse methadone.Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, conducted another raid on her doctor's office recently. Dr. Sandeep Kapoor reportedly wrote prescriptions for methadone to ... More >>

The Beer-Offs: Way Better Than the Bud Bowl

Calendar editor John Linn was very sick this weekend. I know this not because he told me (he did tell me, but he's tricky), but because he was unable to fulfill his duties as a judge in this year's Beer-Offs, held Saturday at the Coral Springs Whole Foods. This second annual tournament had diffe ... More >>

Dan Marino Reports: Smoking Trial Goes Out, UF Admissions Blows, Killer Lighters

Dan Marino has ninja problems. Dan Marino Says: Mistrial Declared in Tobacco CaseA Broward County judge has declared a mistrial in the tobacco lawsuit filed against Philip Morris by the widow of a guy from Cooper City. That's the big news this morning, at least according to The Juice's news partner ... More >>

Party Like It's 1993

A Jet All the Way

It’s Favre v. Pennington in the land of the hanging chad

Bad Ledes and Pet Peeves

Snap Your Affection

There’ll be sweet tunes aplenty at Dolphin Stadium today.

Trick Play

NFL greats shake off the rust in All-Pro Football 2K8

Walled In

A new tower 53 feet away just sucks

Quick Takes

Shula Picks Colts

Sentinel Sportswriter Hereen Says Goodbye

Swimming With the Fishes

The $8 million man will lead the Dolphins out of the desert. Honest.

Lobsters' Revenge

Tailpipe

Hustle and Fame

What Is the Meaning of Football?

With the right combination of pharmaceuticals, Grasshopper, it's the path to happiness

The Ludicrous 12 of 2004

Sure, it was the year of Bush/Kerry. But here are South Florida's really big stories.

Michelangelo's Pizza

Cooked at 900 degrees, these pies are HOT

Gimme Something Real

There's a dizzying mix of fantasy and reality in today's Cosa Nostra

Best Expensive Italian Restaurant

Cafe Martorano

Best Local Boy Gone Bad

Thomas Abrams

Best Nursery

Living Color Garden Center

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Chasing Danny

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or an autistic sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer? Both.