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Daniel Thomas

  • Blogs

    September 16, 2013

    Dolphins Beat the Colts: Ten Thoughts on Going 2-0

    The Miami Dolphins went into Indianapolis and defeated the Colts 24-20 on Sunday. The Fins have started the season 2-0, and on the road, no less. This is something they haven't done since 2010, when they started that season by winning at Buffalo and then Minnesota. Sure, they inevitably ended tha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 31, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Finish 7-9 Yet Again; Somehow Jeff Ireland Is Still Employed

    In case you missed it, the Miami Dolphins got thoroughly pulverized with a sock full of pennies by the New England Patriots yesterday to the tune of 28-0, mercifully bringing the 2012 campaign to an end and ensuring yet another 7-9 season. Yet, on Black Monday -- the Monday following the regular se ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 3, 2012

    Dolphins Fall to Patriots 23-16, Their Quest For a Fourth Straight Season of Nine Losses Draws Ever Closer

    Just weeks before Christmas, the Miami Dolphins were supposed to pull another big win out of their collective asses to inch closer to an improbable post-season berth. Instead, they delivered a stocking full of turds in the form of a 23-16 loss to the New England Patriots. There's plenty of bl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 5, 2012

    Andrew Luck Crushes Dolphins Defense, Colts Win 23-20

    Remember all the hoopla surrounding the "Suck For Luck" campaign last year? Yea, there was a reason for that. The Colts' Andrew Luck decimated the Dolphins defense, leading Indianapolis to the 23-20 victory over Miami on Sunday. Luck went 30-of-48, and set a rookie record by surgically removing t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 8, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Take Down the Bengals on the Road

    The Miami Dolphins took down the Bengals 17-13 yesterday, and for a change, Fins fans are able to wake up on a Monday morning and not have that feeling like someone swung a sledgehammer to their crotch. The Dolphins pretty much followed the five steps to victory we wrote about on Friday (it's as i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 1, 2012

    Ryan Tannehill Sets Rookie Record, Dolphins Still Lose

    Ryan Tannehill threw for 431 yards. Brian Hartline caught 12 passes for 253 yards. Cameron Wake registered four sacks. And yet the Miami Dolphins still found a way to dip their balls in the soft serve ice cream machine and lose to the Arizona Cardinals 24-21 in overtime. It was the Fins' second c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 28, 2012

    Miami Dolphins at Arizona Cardinals Preview

    Remember when the 2012 NFL schedule was released and everybody saw Arizona on it and were all, LOLOLOL we're so gonna win that game? So much for that. The Cardinals are currently one of two undefeated teams at 3-0, in first place in their division, and a solid home team. They also have Larry Fitzg ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 24, 2012

    Dolphins Fall in OT to the Jets

    The Miami Dolphins lost because they can no longer do the one thing this team was always only capable of doing -- kick field goals. And so the New York Jets came to town, managed to play like a sack of crap, and still pulled out the 23-20 victory, because our kicker forgot how to kick field goals, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 12, 2012

    Dolphins' Daniel Thomas Passes Concussion Test, Still Won't Play Sunday

    Dolphins running back Daniel Thomas was bonked on the head during 30-10 loss against the Houston Texans last Sunday. He left the game with an apparent concussion and didn't return. But according to Orlando Alzugary of 640 Sports, Thomas passed his concussion test. However, according to Alzugary's s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2012

    Dolphins Get Batted Down by Texans 30-10

    Well, that went exactly as one would have expected things to go. The Miami Dolphins headed into Houston for Sunday's opening game of the 2012 NFL season and promptly got their assholes blown apart by the Texans in a 30-10 beatdown. The encouraging thing was that rookie quarterback Ryan Tannehill w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 29, 2012

    Hard Knocks Episode 4: All Vontae Davis Wants to Do Is Call His Grandma

    Last night's episode of Hard Knocks was all heartache and Jeff Ireland. We saw the stark reality of players' dreams of playing professional football halted by the cruel, cutthroat world of the NFL. And we saw firsthand just how thoroughly Ireland sucks at his job. We also saw that, no matter wha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 20, 2012

    Ryan Tannehill Is Mixed Bag In Debut

    Ryan Tannehill got his first NFL start on Friday, and things went exactly as you'd expect them to go when it's the Miami Dolphins: not great.That's not to say Tannehill was a disaster. He was sharp, made nice throws, and showed a knack for the offense. It's just that the rest of the team is so shitt ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 28, 2011

    Reggie Bush Reportedly Headed to Miami Dolphins

    reggiebush25.comReggie Bush, likely to become the newest Miami Dolphin.​Fox Sports' Jay Glazer says the New Orleans Saints have worked out a trade to bring running back Reggie Bush to the Miami Dolphins, as long as Bush agrees to a new contract with the Fins.UPDATE: The deal has reportedly gone th ... More >>

  • Film

    April 8, 1999
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