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    August 15, 2014

    Eight Types of Miami Dolphins Fans

    The Miami Dolphins are well into the preseason, facing off against the Buccaneers in Tampa on Saturday night. And that means football season is in full swing. And while kickoff is still a couple of weeks off, people are either excited, not excited, or just don't give a crap that the Dolphins are ab ... More >>

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    May 8, 2014

    Ten Worst Draft Picks In Miami Dolphins History

    In case you haven't noticed what with all the Miami Heat awesomeness lately, the NFL Draft is going down Thursday night. And, as is pretty much the case every year, your Miami Dolphins have the 19th overall selection because nothing rewards mediocrity more than mediocrity. The Fins have been going ... More >>

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    April 26, 2013

    Dan Marino on Dolphins New Uniforms: "If You're Winning, It All Looks Good"

    The Miami Dolphins officially unveiled their brand new uniforms and logo at a party in Sun Life Stadium on Thursday. At the event, which took place prior to the draft, classic and new uniforms clashed in an evolutionary showcase. New Times was in attendance to find out what fans thought of the new ... More >>

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    January 8, 2013

    Nick Saban Says It Was Frustrating Coaching the Dolphins

    Nick Saban won his fourth National Championship last night (his third overall with Alabama) after his Crimson Tide laid the smackdown on Notre Dame 42-14. During a day-after presser on Tuesday, Saban told the media that his time coaching the Miami Dolphins was so difficult, that he was eventually f ... More >>

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    January 7, 2013

    BCS Championship: Why We're Not Rooting For Either Alabama or Notre Dame Tonight

    The BCS title game is happening tonight. And there is not one single, solitary fuck we give about it.  Because, as it turns out, the Football Gods deemed it necessary that two of South Florida's most reviled college teams should be playing for all the marbles in our own back yard. The Alabama C ... More >>

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    October 4, 2010

    Is the New Times Best Of Curse Legit?

    The real question is what happened to this model? I hope she's OK.​Videogame fans are well familiar with the Madden Curse, the malady that befalls the cover athletes of EA Sports' hit football game, Madden NFL. Each year, the athletes that appear on the cover of Madden fall victim to inj ... More >>

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    November 27, 2008
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    October 25, 2007

    Dolphins With Wings

    One Way to Get to Heaven

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    September 27, 2007
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    August 9, 2007

    Swimming For Shore

    A 2007 Dolphin's offseason retrospective.

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    July 5, 2007
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    January 11, 2007

    Runaway Coaches

    What did Nick say to Pat before they both bailed?

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    December 4, 2006

    Sinking Saban

    The Dolphins blew it yesterday, or I should say the Dolphins' offense blew it. Had Miami beaten Jacksonville, they'd have been in the thick of the playoff race, believe it or not. And even though Jax QB David Garrard was sensational, the D held them pretty well. Naw, it was Joey Harrington, O-coordi ... More >>

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    October 26, 2006

    Dolphin Silver Linings

    That 1-6 Record Is Not So Bad. Think Positive!

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    September 7, 2006

    Swimming With the Fishes

    The $8 million man will lead the Dolphins out of the desert. Honest.

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    July 6, 2006

    The License Plate Gambit

    Don't think you're going to get rich by attaching a slogan to the backs of people's cars.