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Allen West Finds a New Friend to Help Him Raise Money: Donald Rumsfeld

Is Dick Cheney available?​Here's another name promoting Rep. Allen West's reelection campaign, aside from his new corporate sponsors of Bank of America and Halliburton: Donald Rumsfeld.The former Secretary of Defense, who said the Iraq War "certainly" wouldn't last longer than five months, has bee ... More >>

Allen West's PAC Contributions Include Some Old Favorites: Bank of America and Halliburton

​Rep. Allen West's campaign submitted its quarterly report to the Federal Election Commission at the end of the week, and he scored a few grand from the political action committees of a few companies that think it's a good idea to keep West in office, including Bailout Bank of America and Hall ... More >>

"The Cha-Cha of a Camel Spider" at Florida Stage: A Stylistically Scattered Look at the Poetry of Politics

​Rep. Allen West's campaign submitted its quarterly report to the Federal Election Commission at the end of the week, and he scored a few grand from the political action committees of a few companies that think it's a good idea to keep West in office, including Bailout Bank of America and Hall ... More >>

Another Big Law Firm Implodes

Hometown phenom makes Final Four with UK​-- With all state schools now out of March Madness, you must do the right thing: Root for hometown boy and basketball prodigy Brandon Knight. abovethelaw.comAdorno​-- The Daily Business Review has an interesting story about the implosion of another l ... More >>

A Real Laffer: Rick Scott's Economic Guru Is "Trickle Down" Man

Florida Fraudster-in-Chief Rick Scott has named his economic advisers, and it's not a pretty list. The biggest name on the list is Arthur Laffer, Ronald Reagan's trickle-down voodoo economist whose "Laffer Curve" was aptly named. It was certainly laughable. Laffer claimed that ... More >>

Latin American Dictators Love South Florida

Florida Fraudster-in-Chief Rick Scott has named his economic advisers, and it's not a pretty list. The biggest name on the list is Arthur Laffer, Ronald Reagan's trickle-down voodoo economist whose "Laffer Curve" was aptly named. It was certainly laughable. Laffer claimed that ... More >>

Fate Has Been Kind: People Who Should Be Dead (but Aren't)

​Assuming that Christians are right about life -- that we live because God has a "plan" for us -- then why did he construct miracles to preserve the lives of some of the most reckless and self-destructive people on the planet? Why are some people able to cheat death?God hasn't bothered to send an ... More >>

LOLA Loves and Laughs in Delray

​As a philosophy, "Love often, laugh a lot" is not half-bad, certainly better than Jon Gosselin's "Loser often a little shit" or David Carradine's "Lonely onanist loves a knot." As a name for a restaurant it's not bad either; nobody gets into the business unless they love it, and if you don't have ... More >>

As Robert Wexler Resigns, a Short List of His Best and Worst Moments

Boca Raton's Robert Wexler is expected to resign today after seven terms in Congress to join a Middle East think tank, and the group that will miss him the most is TV news producers. That's because Wexler has always found a way to say something so fiery, so lefty that the folks at Fox spend a day ta ... More >>

But Does Charlie Like Fish Sticks?

In picking the week's best quotes for its "Verbatim" page, Time magazine prizes drama (a quote from the co-pilot killed in the plane crash near Buffalo), candor (Jesse Ventura saying what he'd do with a waterboard and Dick Cheney), and gaffes, especially the kind that reveal more truth than they int ... More >>

One of the Worst Contractors in Iraq Lands in Palm Beach County

Palm Beach County is running so smoothly these days, what it really needs is a taste of Iraqi-style contracting. Private companies rake in billions of dollars supporting the military operations in that stunningly successful war, so why shouldn't they also earn a buck or two at home? That's where Ke ... More >>

Rush calls Obama Speech "A Downer"

"But I thought he liked downers?" asks Miche Ratto, New Times associate art director. Sadly, he's right. Maybe the Palm Beach blowhard is just mad that Rev. Rick Warren did not touch Dick Cheney with his healing hand so that the latter could karate-kick Joe Biden. Be grateful, conservative cherub. T ... More >>

Morning Juice: New Times Offers Shoe Thrower a Job, Wealthy Strippers See Fee Increase, Herald Has Excuse for Lame Coverage

New Times Has Cubicle Ready for Shoe ThrowerThis morning, Muntader al-Zaidi, the journalist who threw his shoes at President Bush yesterday, has probably found himself without a job. So that's why my employer, New Times Broward-Palm Beach, would like to offer al-Zaidi a job. That's right, al-Zaidi ... More >>

The Russert Death-A-Thon Continues

New Times Has Cubicle Ready for Shoe ThrowerThis morning, Muntader al-Zaidi, the journalist who threw his shoes at President Bush yesterday, has probably found himself without a job. So that's why my employer, New Times Broward-Palm Beach, would like to offer al-Zaidi a job. That's right, al-Zaidi ... More >>

Show Us Some Green

America's most colorful third party could use some attention — and some cash.

The Classifieds

A Look Into America’s Secret Life

Jim Naugle’s Worst Nightmare

A Look Into America’s Secret Life

God Help Me

A Look Into America’s Secret Life

Elvis Lives! And More!

What Now, Truth Seeker?

Zombies Alive

Boca's newest crunk outfit is creepin' on up

Politicians Feed At Super Trough

Boca's newest crunk outfit is creepin' on up

Took a Shot

American Dreamz

Close Call Reds: 25th Anniversary Edition

The Cars Unlocked: The Live Performances

Die Bold, Die Wussy

An Invitation to Steal an Election

Lewis Blows His Top

An Invitation to Steal an Election

Shark Bites

JAWS Unleashed is as sloppy as it is gory.

Wild Pitch

MLB 2K6 throws more chin music than strikes.

A Spoon ful of Cinema

Helps the politics go down

Creative Commerce

Helps the politics go down

Save Us, Nessie!

Saves the Day knows what makes a hero.

Spreading the Plame

It's time more journalists were called on the carpet for bad judgment

Book On Down

It's time more journalists were called on the carpet for bad judgment

Letters for November 10-16, 2005

It's time more journalists were called on the carpet for bad judgment

GWAR, What Is It Good For?

Needing a shock to the system, that's exactly what we get

To the Max

Gone fishin' with 3030's Chef Dean, and a revisit to Café Maxx

Tailpipe

We Really Helped

ASS Sucks

But SunFest doesn't

Cho Zen

But SunFest doesn't

Comic Incoming

More yuks than your gut can handle

Beatcomber

Flight Club

New Times Backs Bush

Ten reasons to vote for the douchebag:

This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

Ten reasons to vote for the douchebag:

Be Afraid

Ten reasons to vote for the douchebag:

Bush's Crimes

Impeach the president? Yes. A well-documented case ties him to Abu Ghraib.

Contra Campaign

An Iran-Contra conspirator joins the Swift Boat crowd. It was bound to happen.

This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

An Iran-Contra conspirator joins the Swift Boat crowd. It was bound to happen.

Church and Chocolate

Pour some syrup on me

Best Masks

Hollywood Costumes

Sock It to 'em!

Bowling for a good cause

Hammer Time

What would Saddam do? Congressman Clay Shaw contemplates Iraq.

Letters for March 27, 2003

A Hate-Love Relationship