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Donald Trump Being Sued by Former Members of His Jupiter Golf Club

Three former members of Donald Trump's Trump National Golf Club are suing the Donald for not returning their refundable membership deposits. Trump bought the Jupiter resort last year, which was the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club & Spa, and promised to spend millions to renovate it. The three m ... More >>

Donald Trump and Michelle Malkin Are Twitter Beefin'

Ah Twitter. It's the place you go to tell your followers what you're having for lunch, how you feel about the latest episode of Walking Dead, and get into arguments with total strangers about mundane, arbitrary crap. It's also the place to see celebrities and famous people act like middle school ki ... More >>

Donald Trump Photobombed by Tyler, The Creator

The Daily Look At This! is our daily video and/or gif of the day. According to Donald Trump's Twitter feed, Donald Trump was approached back stage of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon by a guy who called himself Donald Trump's biggest fan. It wasn't until later that Donald Trump realized he was the vi ... More >>

Mac Miller Finally Responds to Donald Trump

So yesterday, we reported that Donald Trump was harassing rapper Mac Miller on Twitter over a song the artist recorded called "Donald Trump," which Trump actually liked but then got weird about it when the song went viral. Trump send out a series of tweets calling Miller an ungrateful dog and threa ... More >>

Donald Trump Is Harassing Rapper Mac Miller on Twitter Over His Song "Donald Trump"

Apparently, there's a rap song out there called "Donald Trump," and apparently the actual Donald Trump isn't happy about it. So, as he does with everything he is unhappy about -- Obama, the girl from Twilight cheating on her boyfriend, starting a revolution because people voted for Obama over Romne ... More >>

Donald Trump Admits That He Is Not, In Fact, An Orangutan

Remember when Donald Trump went on The YouTube and demanded Barack Huseeeeeein Obama release his college records to prove that a black man can not only be president of the United States but also a college graduate? In return, Trump promised to give money to a charity of Obama's choice -- The Chari ... More >>

Donald Trump Tells Glenfiddich, "Ya Fired!"

Every once in a while the overgrown toddler that is Donald Trump throws a billionaire-sized temper tantrum because something didn't go his way or someone hurt his wittle feewings.Like any self respecting megalomaniac, he unilaterally assumes that everyone in the universe except the offender is on hi ... More >>

Macy's Being Urged to Dump Donald Trump

Apparently people are just now noticing that Donald Trump is a racist birther dipshit and have petitioned Macy's to drop him, his clothing line, his fragrance, and him altogether from those annoying commercials in which famous people are getting ready for the holidays. An online petition from SignO ... More >>

Donald Trump, Birther and Noted Philanthropist, Calls for a Revolution

Donald Trump was a tad butthurt last night when it was announced that non-American-born Barack HUSSEIN Obama had won reelection. This, despite the world-shattering challenge Trump laid out for Obummer when he graciously offered a $5 million donation to charity if the so-called president released hi ... More >>

Five Things Donald Trump's "Big" Announcement Could Be UPDATED

Donald Trump will be making a "very, very big" announcement today that might change the course of the presidential election but probably won't because Donald Trump is an attention-whoring dipshit. But that isn't keeping us from talking about it because everyone loves to stare at a train wreck. Part ... More >>

The Week in Crazy: Get Your Coulter, Limbaugh, Trump Fix Here

South Florida is crawling with famous crazy people. Who has time to keep up with all their yammering? Behold, the weekly roundup: -- Wellington resident Vanilla Ice plays himself in the new Adam Sandler movie That's My Boy, which opens today. As Twitter commenter @ryan_derosa noted, "Every show I wa ... More >>

Donald Trump Is Having a Week So Stupid It Put Obama and George Will on the Same Team

Donald Trump, devoid of any meaningful role in American culture outside of a television show in which he fires marginally famous people from imaginary jobs, has settled nicely into a new, strange role as a political commentator, a role with all the hubristic indulgences of his campaign for president ... More >>

Donald Trump Still Bitter About Nobody Wanting to Join His Circus/Debate

​Donald Trump, the chump of Palm Beach, is apparently still upset that nobody wanted to go to his Newsmax debate/circus that ended up getting canceled.Now he's taking it out on Rep. Michele Bachmann, saying so few people voted for her in Iowa's Republican caucus last night because she didn't want ... More >>

South Florida Tea Party Leader Reportedly in on Donald Trump's Possible Presidential Run

​Donald Trump's still threatening to run for president as a third-party candidate, and he appears to be getting help setting it up from the founder of the South Florida Tea Party.Everett Wilkinson, who was acting as a promoter for Trump's miserable failure at hosting a debate among the GOP pre ... More >>

South Florida's Dirty Dozen: Our Annual List of Our Worst

Newsmax Reporting Donald Trump's Book Sales; Hasn't Mentioned He Dropped the Debate

​UPDATE: Newsmax figured it out at 3:11 p.m., posting it in a not-so-prominent location.Either Newsmax is the only national media outlet in the U.S. that doesn't know Donald Trump has pulled out of moderating their debate, or they're having a real tough time crafting their damage-control plan ... More >>

South Florida Tea Party Leader Says Donald Trump Is His "First Choice" to Moderate Debate

​The GOP debate sponsored by the West Palm Beach-based Newsmax and moderated by Donald Trump is having some difficulties.It has two confirmed attendees -- former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and former Sen. Rick Santorum -- while four have declined, and Rep. Michele Bachmann hasn't responded.Aside ... More >>

Happy Hour: Landlubber's Raw Bar And Grill In Plantation

​My friends, aware of my mission to find the best happy hours in Broward County,are always recommending their favorite spots. Sometime in the past week a friend mentioned the name of a place in Plantation. He said it was the bar to drink at when all you have is a couple of bucks and some chang ... More >>

Donald Trump Feels Compelled to Rant About Palm Beach International Airport (Video)

​Donald Trump has what the youngsters are calling "First World problems," as characterized by his new YouTube video complaining about a planned runway at Palm Beach International Airport, saying it's a "total joke."Coming from a man who owns a $100 million private jet, this guy really hates airpor ... More >>

Donald Trump Owes $200,000 After Booting Man From Golf Club for Talking Too Loudly

​Oh, the squabbles between millionaires and billionaires.A Florida Circuit Judge ruled last week that billionaire Donald Trump has to repay 77-year-old Harry Theodoracopulos $200,000 after Trump wrongly gave him the boot from the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach in 2009, according ... More >>

Donald Trump Giving a Bailout to South Florida Tea Party as They Still Won't Pay the Bill

fark.com​The new philosophy from the South Florida Tea Party apparently includes taking handouts and accepting bailouts.As you may know, the South Florida Tea Party has been trying to weasel its way out of paying the bill for a rally they held for Donald Trump in Boca Raton.Yesterday, Donald Trump ... More >>

Tea Party Taking New Angle on Weasling Its Way Out of Paying for Donald Trump Rally

fark.com​The South Florida Tea Party, which has been trying to weasel its way out of paying for a Donald Trump rally in Boca Raton a couple of months ago, is trying to take a new angle on why it hasn't paid the bills -- it doesn't need to fork over the money.In a statement from South Florida Tea P ... More >>

Donald Trump's Hollywood Condo Tower Looks Pristine, but Residents Say It's Anything But

​The view from the picture widows is so gorgeous that at first, it's all you notice. The sprawling condominium -- white floors, white walls, white ceiling -- opens in a glass rectangle over a white balcony that frames the ocean and sky, two strips of rippled blue glowing in the last diffusions of ... More >>

And Now For Something Completely Different

I know Donald Trump and even Gov. Rick Scott seem incredibly insignificant next to the news of the killing of the world's most evil terrorist mastermind, but really now, how much sweet revenge can you take all at once? So let's go to the photo file. This one's a shot of Trump and our governor ... More >>

Obama's Birth Certificate & The Unsinkable Donald

​It takes a special kind of person to be smug about conclusive proof of one's idiocy, but Donald Trump has practice. He was smug about the disastrous bankruptcy that resulted from his hubristic overreach; he was smug about refusing to pay unknown millions to European creditors after the real estat ... More >>

Donald Trump's Foreign Policy: Kill the Iraqis, Take Their Oil

Photo by Liz DzuroWe want you to willingly give up your oil!​The foreign policy of a Donald Trump presidency began to take shape last weekend in Boca, where "The Donald" addressed a massed throng of Tea Partiers celebrating (celebrating?) tax day. Here's a slide show from the Tax Day Rally. T ... More >>

Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani: New York's Shameful Contributions to Presidential Politics

Rudy and The Don, giving new meaning to the term "running mates."​New Yorkers with presidential aspirations have a thing for Florida. Especially the Big Apple's two most falsely mythologized nattering nabobs of narcissism.  Voters didn't care much for Rudy Giuliani, who bet his entire 2008 pr ... More >>

Trump Towers Plan Down the Tubes

PhotobucketThe Donald, in legal hot water​With mega swindlers like Madoff and Rothstein running rampant, a rapacious capitalist like Donald Trump is almost a sweetheart in comparison. But he does not come without flaws. The Donald faces litigation in Tampa and Fort Lauderdale for allegedly falsify ... More >>

Feeding Faces

In Scotland, Trump Wakes Sleeping Dogs

Apparently, the Scots are not all thrilled that their motherland gave birth to the woman who gave birth to The Man, Donald Trump, who treated his $1 billion plan to build a golf resort in the Scot town of Aberdeenshire as a sentimental investment. That failed to win him favors in the British press, ... More >>

A Trump Buyer's Tale of Woe

Tad Ground can see the Trump International Hotel & Tower from his office window, its wave-shaped curves gleaming in the sunlight. It taunts him, because three years ago he imagined it would be his home. Ground, an attorney in Fort Lauderdale, was going to give up the hassle of a house and a yard ... More >>

Trump Organization Explains: It's Not His Tower

What's in a name? Serious lawsuits.Last week we introduced you to the saga of the Trump International Hotel & Tower in Fort Lauderdale. Buyers have filed lawsuits alleging they were misled to believe that Donald Trump was a developer of the building -- or, at the very least, that the tower would ... More >>

Trumped: Buyers Allege They Were Tricked By Developer

Everyone knows the condo bust in South Florida is a financial disaster. But now that Donald Trump is involved, it's a celebrity disaster. A federal class action lawsuit has been filed against the developers of the Trump International Hotel & Tower, alleging that buyers were misled to believe the ... More >>

Nicaraguan Pot Endorses This Post, The Donald Is a Downer, Big Ball Cuts Corners

After watching last night's Pepsi Cola-Bud Light Super Bowl, it became clear to me that everything needs an official sponsor. So today's Morning Juice is brought to you by the Nicaraguan Tourism and Marijuana Growers Cooperative. It's good timing to land that sponsor too, because they just picked up ... More >>

Ferguson: Lesbian Scene Is Hot in Delray

We're very well aware that Broward and Palm Beach counties do not draw high-voltage celebrities in the same way as L.A. or New York. (And if we forget, we always have Donald Trump to remind us.)  Yet we do sometimes marvel at the bizarre mix of notables that rumble through town.  We've got ... More >>

You're Fired!

Crossing the Donald

Business Cards and Beauty Treatments

A Trumped-Up Tempest

Letters for August 3-9, 2006

Letters for July 28-August 2, 2006

Chump Tower

South Florida's housing bubble has popped, suckas! But the Donald still wants your millions for his condos.

Pimp My Arena

You may have paid for the BankAtlantic Center, but Donald Trump's rich customers get the keys to it.

Dead in the Water

To Be a Reef

Best Urban Bike Ride

Flagler Drive/Palm Beach Loop

Best Road Race for Runners

Marathon of the Palm Beaches

Best Not-So-Cheap Thrill

Mar-a-Lago Club

Best Mile of Palm Beach

A1A south of Worth Avenue

Best Place To Spot Celebrities

Mar-a-Lago

Best Place To Spot Celebrities

251 Sunrise

Undercurrents