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Ferguson: Lesbian Scene Is Hot in Delray

We're very well aware that Broward and Palm Beach counties do not draw high-voltage celebrities in the same way as L.A. or New York. (And if we forget, we always have Donald Trump to remind us.)  Yet we do sometimes marvel at the bizarre mix of notables that rumble through town.  We've got ... More >>

Undercurrents

We're very well aware that Broward and Palm Beach counties do not draw high-voltage celebrities in the same way as L.A. or New York. (And if we forget, we always have Donald Trump to remind us.)  Yet we do sometimes marvel at the bizarre mix of notables that rumble through town.  We've got ... More >>

Best Place To Spot Celebrities

251 Sunrise

Best Day Trip

Billie Swamp Safari and Ah-Tah-Thi-Ki Museum

Best Place To Spot Celebrities

Mar-a-Lago

Best Mile of Palm Beach

A1A south of Worth Avenue

Best Not-So-Cheap Thrill

Mar-a-Lago Club

Best People-watching

Worth Avenue, Palm Beach Readers' Choice: Las Olas Riverfront

Best Urban Bike Ride

Flagler Drive/Palm Beach Loop

Best Road Race for Runners

Marathon of the Palm Beaches

Nicaraguan Pot Endorses This Post, The Donald Is a Downer, Big Ball Cuts Corners

After watching last night's Pepsi Cola-Bud Light Super Bowl, it became clear to me that everything needs an official sponsor. So today's Morning Juice is brought to you by the Nicaraguan Tourism and Marijuana Growers Cooperative. It's good timing to land that sponsor too, because they just picked up ... More >>

Business Cards and Beauty Treatments

After watching last night's Pepsi Cola-Bud Light Super Bowl, it became clear to me that everything needs an official sponsor. So today's Morning Juice is brought to you by the Nicaraguan Tourism and Marijuana Growers Cooperative. It's good timing to land that sponsor too, because they just picked up ... More >>

You're Fired!

Crossing the Donald

Chamillionaire

Ultimate Victory (Chamillitary/Universal Motown)

Letters for August 3-9, 2006

Ultimate Victory (Chamillitary/Universal Motown)

Letters for July 28-August 2, 2006

Ultimate Victory (Chamillitary/Universal Motown)

Chump Tower

South Florida's housing bubble has popped, suckas! But the Donald still wants your millions for his condos.

Pimp My Arena

You may have paid for the BankAtlantic Center, but Donald Trump's rich customers get the keys to it.

Dead in the Water

To Be a Reef

Just Say Noel

A Christmas Kind of Town

Trumped: Buyers Allege They Were Tricked By Developer

Everyone knows the condo bust in South Florida is a financial disaster. But now that Donald Trump is involved, it's a celebrity disaster. A federal class action lawsuit has been filed against the developers of the Trump International Hotel & Tower, alleging that buyers were misled to believe the ... More >>

Trump Organization Explains: It's Not His Tower

What's in a name? Serious lawsuits.Last week we introduced you to the saga of the Trump International Hotel & Tower in Fort Lauderdale. Buyers have filed lawsuits alleging they were misled to believe that Donald Trump was a developer of the building -- or, at the very least, that the tower would ... More >>

A Trump Buyer's Tale of Woe

Tad Ground can see the Trump International Hotel & Tower from his office window, its wave-shaped curves gleaming in the sunlight. It taunts him, because three years ago he imagined it would be his home. Ground, an attorney in Fort Lauderdale, was going to give up the hassle of a house and a yard ... More >>

Trump and Real Housewife Host Fundraiser for Crist

We have some rich friends, honey.Speaking of Gov. Charlie Crist's fundraising skills...This weekend for $1,000 a pop, Crist fans in Sag Harbor, New York can attend a party hosted by his celebrity pals: Jill Zarin, one of The Real Housewives of New York City, and Donald Trump.  Zarin is close fr ... More >>

In Scotland, Trump Wakes Sleeping Dogs

Apparently, the Scots are not all thrilled that their motherland gave birth to the woman who gave birth to The Man, Donald Trump, who treated his $1 billion plan to build a golf resort in the Scot town of Aberdeenshire as a sentimental investment. That failed to win him favors in the British press, ... More >>

Feeding Faces

Apparently, the Scots are not all thrilled that their motherland gave birth to the woman who gave birth to The Man, Donald Trump, who treated his $1 billion plan to build a golf resort in the Scot town of Aberdeenshire as a sentimental investment. That failed to win him favors in the British press, ... More >>

Trump Towers Plan Down the Tubes

PhotobucketThe Donald, in legal hot water​With mega swindlers like Madoff and Rothstein running rampant, a rapacious capitalist like Donald Trump is almost a sweetheart in comparison. But he does not come without flaws. The Donald faces litigation in Tampa and Fort Lauderdale for allegedly falsify ... More >>

Economic Gloom Lingers (PLUS: Halloween Costumes to Counteract the Sadness)

​We crossed our fingers before checking the most recent unemployment data, but the preliminary numbers crunched by the Bureau of Labor Statistics and released today reveal that September was just more of the same, with unemployment in Florida at 11.9 percent, up slightly from August. Only Californ ... More >>

Did Rihanna Really Have Bronchitis? Trump Disappointed Singer Bailed on Palm Beach Charity Event

Rihanna bailed on The Donald.​​Don't diss Donald Trump. Rihanna is learning that lesson the hard way after being slammed by the ticked-off tycoon for her disrespectful disappearing act Saturday night at his private club on Palm Beach Island.Rihanna used illness as an excuse to cancel her Palm Be ... More >>

Top Ten Campaign Slogans (Plus Posters!) for Donald Trump -- 2012 Presidential Candidate?

via Miche RattoClick to Enlarge.​For months, news that Donald Trump is considering a 2012 presidential bid has been swirling around the internet like a fruit fly in a wineglass. Snoop Dogg even noted it on Comedy Central's roast of Trump last night when he joked (we think), "Now Donald says he wan ... More >>

Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani: New York's Shameful Contributions to Presidential Politics

Rudy and The Don, giving new meaning to the term "running mates."​New Yorkers with presidential aspirations have a thing for Florida. Especially the Big Apple's two most falsely mythologized nattering nabobs of narcissism.  Voters didn't care much for Rudy Giuliani, who bet his entire 2008 pr ... More >>

Donald Trump's Foreign Policy: Kill the Iraqis, Take Their Oil

Photo by Liz DzuroWe want you to willingly give up your oil!​The foreign policy of a Donald Trump presidency began to take shape last weekend in Boca, where "The Donald" addressed a massed throng of Tea Partiers celebrating (celebrating?) tax day. Here's a slide show from the Tax Day Rally. T ... More >>

Charlie Sheen: Donald Trump Gave Me Fake Cuff Links

​ Just before the end of his show in Sunrise on Saturday, Charlie Sheen told his audience that he would not be voting for Donald Trump anytime soon. Then he told the crowd a story about a dinner he was supposed to have with "The Donald" a few years ago, back when Sheen was still married to Brooke ... More >>

Obama's Birth Certificate & The Unsinkable Donald

​It takes a special kind of person to be smug about conclusive proof of one's idiocy, but Donald Trump has practice. He was smug about the disastrous bankruptcy that resulted from his hubristic overreach; he was smug about refusing to pay unknown millions to European creditors after the real estat ... More >>

And Now For Something Completely Different

I know Donald Trump and even Gov. Rick Scott seem incredibly insignificant next to the news of the killing of the world's most evil terrorist mastermind, but really now, how much sweet revenge can you take all at once? So let's go to the photo file. This one's a shot of Trump and our governor ... More >>

Donald Trump's Hollywood Condo Tower Looks Pristine, but Residents Say It's Anything But

​The view from the picture widows is so gorgeous that at first, it's all you notice. The sprawling condominium -- white floors, white walls, white ceiling -- opens in a glass rectangle over a white balcony that frames the ocean and sky, two strips of rippled blue glowing in the last diffusions of ... More >>

Allen West Interview: Florida Tea Party Favorite Talks About Islam and Donald Trump (Part 3)

​New Times: You've shown a strong interest in Israel and Israeli politics. My understanding is that you do not favor the two-state solution. Allen West: You mean creation of a Palestinian state? When has there ever been a Palestinian state? Well, if you don't favor the two-state solution, do you ... More >>

Tea Party Taking New Angle on Weasling Its Way Out of Paying for Donald Trump Rally

fark.com​The South Florida Tea Party, which has been trying to weasel its way out of paying for a Donald Trump rally in Boca Raton a couple of months ago, is trying to take a new angle on why it hasn't paid the bills -- it doesn't need to fork over the money.In a statement from South Florida Tea P ... More >>

Donald Trump Giving a Bailout to South Florida Tea Party as They Still Won't Pay the Bill

fark.com​The new philosophy from the South Florida Tea Party apparently includes taking handouts and accepting bailouts.As you may know, the South Florida Tea Party has been trying to weasel its way out of paying the bill for a rally they held for Donald Trump in Boca Raton.Yesterday, Donald Trump ... More >>

Donald Trump Owes $200,000 After Booting Man From Golf Club for Talking Too Loudly

​Oh, the squabbles between millionaires and billionaires.A Florida Circuit Judge ruled last week that billionaire Donald Trump has to repay 77-year-old Harry Theodoracopulos $200,000 after Trump wrongly gave him the boot from the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach in 2009, according ... More >>

Donald Trump Feels Compelled to Rant About Palm Beach International Airport (Video)

​Donald Trump has what the youngsters are calling "First World problems," as characterized by his new YouTube video complaining about a planned runway at Palm Beach International Airport, saying it's a "total joke."Coming from a man who owns a $100 million private jet, this guy really hates airpor ... More >>

Happy Hour: Landlubber's Raw Bar And Grill In Plantation

​My friends, aware of my mission to find the best happy hours in Broward County,are always recommending their favorite spots. Sometime in the past week a friend mentioned the name of a place in Plantation. He said it was the bar to drink at when all you have is a couple of bucks and some chang ... More >>

Do That Conga

​My friends, aware of my mission to find the best happy hours in Broward County,are always recommending their favorite spots. Sometime in the past week a friend mentioned the name of a place in Plantation. He said it was the bar to drink at when all you have is a couple of bucks and some chang ... More >>

South Florida Tea Party Leader Says Donald Trump Is His "First Choice" to Moderate Debate

​The GOP debate sponsored by the West Palm Beach-based Newsmax and moderated by Donald Trump is having some difficulties.It has two confirmed attendees -- former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and former Sen. Rick Santorum -- while four have declined, and Rep. Michele Bachmann hasn't responded.Aside ... More >>

Newsmax Reporting Donald Trump's Book Sales; Hasn't Mentioned He Dropped the Debate

​UPDATE: Newsmax figured it out at 3:11 p.m., posting it in a not-so-prominent location.Either Newsmax is the only national media outlet in the U.S. that doesn't know Donald Trump has pulled out of moderating their debate, or they're having a real tough time crafting their damage-control plan ... More >>

South Florida's Dirty Dozen: Our Annual List of Our Worst

​UPDATE: Newsmax figured it out at 3:11 p.m., posting it in a not-so-prominent location.Either Newsmax is the only national media outlet in the U.S. that doesn't know Donald Trump has pulled out of moderating their debate, or they're having a real tough time crafting their damage-control plan ... More >>

South Florida Tea Party Leader Reportedly in on Donald Trump's Possible Presidential Run

​Donald Trump's still threatening to run for president as a third-party candidate, and he appears to be getting help setting it up from the founder of the South Florida Tea Party.Everett Wilkinson, who was acting as a promoter for Trump's miserable failure at hosting a debate among the GOP pre ... More >>

Donald Trump Still Bitter About Nobody Wanting to Join His Circus/Debate

​Donald Trump, the chump of Palm Beach, is apparently still upset that nobody wanted to go to his Newsmax debate/circus that ended up getting canceled.Now he's taking it out on Rep. Michele Bachmann, saying so few people voted for her in Iowa's Republican caucus last night because she didn't want ... More >>

Two Hilarious Lunatics at MOAFL

​Donald Trump, the chump of Palm Beach, is apparently still upset that nobody wanted to go to his Newsmax debate/circus that ended up getting canceled.Now he's taking it out on Rep. Michele Bachmann, saying so few people voted for her in Iowa's Republican caucus last night because she didn't want ... More >>