• Blogs

    August 27, 2014

    The Broward Primary Says A Lot About Voter Turnout

    At 9:45 a.m. yesterday, the George English Park Community Center voting station was about as active as Chik-Fil-A on a Sunday. The half dozen poll workers outnumbered the voters, and the polite older woman sitting outside the door wore a look of mild shock when approached and asked where to register ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 25, 2014

    Top Eight Pinterest Snacks for the DIY Stoner

    By Marisa Cutaia Some time in the not too distant future, some form of legal marijuana might be coming to Florida. Just the idea of it gives us the munchies. But we aren't satisfied with a bag of Cheetos; our foodie palates are far too refined to settle for that. So we went cruising on Pinterest t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 18, 2014

    Stoner Food: Four Fast Food Dishes to Satisfy the Munchies

    Like it or not: It looks like medical marijuana is going to be legalized sometime in the near future. With states like Colorado and Washington legalizing weed, it's only a matter of time before it's medically allowed across the country -- we can hope, at least. Recently, our fare state was the fir ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 18, 2013

    Doritos Bread is a Bon Appetit Thing: Make This for Thanksgiving

    What are you bringing to the Thanksgiving table or holiday pot-luck this year? If you said the usual store-bought pie, think again. You're bringing warm, homemade Doritos bread! It's easy, and it's awesome.

  • News

    August 15, 2013
  • Blogs

    August 6, 2013

    July Restaurant Openings and Closings in Broward and Palm Beach

    July proved to be a kind month to the restaurant world. Many new spots opened their doors with a pile more on deck. Fortunately, only a few shut down for good. To keep you informed of the overall comings and goings of the South Florida restaurant scene, we bring to you July's list of restaurant mort ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 5, 2013

    Inebriated Runners Wearing TSA Costumes Near Airport Swarmed by Police

    Dubbing themselves "a drinking club with a running problem," Fort Lauderdale's Hash House Harriers went on their usual Monday night run last week. Runners never know in advance the exact route their leader has planned, but they sometimes get a hint. This week, they knew that the run would be TSA-the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 5, 2013

    Taco Bell New Doritos Locos Taco Launches August 22 (Video)

    It's official! Taco Bell's new Doritos Locos flavor has a launch date. The fast food company that specializes in "food you'll love now but regret once you're sober", has announced the date of its new Doritos Locos taco on Twitter: Read Also: Taco Bell Teases a New Doritos Locos Taco

  • Blogs

    June 25, 2013

    Taco Bell Teases a New Doritos Locos Taco

    Not content with their brilliant ad campaign (which says, "collect all two"), Taco Bell is adding another Doritos Locos Taco to their lineup. The fast food chain that caters to stoners and frat boys, reinvented themselves with their Doritos Locos taco, featuring a taco shell made from Nacho Cheese ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2013

    Mike Wallace's 15 Dumbest Tweets (Not Jason Collins-Related)

    You know that guy who you follow on Twitter because he's so stupid his tweets make you want to punch yourself in the face and hurl yourself out of the window? Mike Wallace is that guy. Today he jettisoned some plain stoopid comments regarding NBA player Jason Collins' announcement that he's gay. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 16, 2013

    Taco Bell Trying to Create Healthy Image: Are You Buying It?

    We know, you and your food-snob friends turn up your noses at fast-food chains. McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell -- "Ugh, gross." "I don't eat that fake junk," you say in public, while secretly passing through a drive-thru while wasted on your way home from the bar. Well, closet junkfoo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 7, 2013

    Taco Bell Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Are Available: We Try Them

    When Taco Bell launched the Doritos Locos taco, with a shell made from nacho cheese Doritos tortilla chips, stoners everywhere said a little prayer of gratitude.The product also translated into an out-of-the-ballpark hit for the fast food giant. USA Today reports that in less than one year, over 350 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 1, 2013

    Super Bowl 2013: Where to Find Catering in South Florida

    Superbowl: it's probably more American than apple pie. And a bigger celebration than even the 4th of July. One of the few occasions in which it is abnormal to remain sober by 5 o'clock. That being said, it is also one of the busiest days for the many sports bars that permeate the shopping centers of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 27, 2013

    Duffy's Super Bowl Giveaway: Contest Ends on Wednesday, January 30

    Super Bowl Sunday is just one week away and the countdown is on to get your condo party-worthy. Don't worry about scrubbing the grout in the shower or vacuuming the rugs, there's only three things your guests care about: food, beer, and the TV. Duffy's Sports Grill may be able to help in few of thos ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 10, 2013

    Doritos Crash The Super Bowl: Check Out These Cool Videos

    The TV Show Mad Men has gotten many people interested in what goes behind the scenes on Madison Avenue. Is it really just a bunch of guys drinking Scotch and hitting on women between sudden bouts of genius?  Maybe not, but sometimes it takes an amateur to breathe new life into a commercial.Henc ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 24, 2012

    Free Taco Bell For Stolen Bases During World Series: The Promo (and Series) Start Today

    When the Tigers blew the Yankees out of the running for the 2012 MLB World Series, lots of South Florida baseball fans probably checked out of the event altogether. But even if you're not rooting for the Tigers or the San Francisco Giants, Taco Bell has devised a reason to keep people invested in th ... More >>

  • Nightlife

    July 12, 2012
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    April 19, 2012

    In Honor of 4/20, Our Favorite Munchies

    We're nearly upon 4/20, the unofficial cannabis holiday that results in a mean case of the munchies. A friend mentioned a munchies salve for which Entenmann's chocolate covered donuts meet a bag of crushed Doritos, a concoction that's scooped out by the handful. Now, we're not advocating that partic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 11, 2012

    Taco Bell is Marketing the Hell out of the Doritos Locos Tacos: Have you been sold on it?

    ​Taco Bell, everyone's favorite drive-through to hit after a night of serious drinking, released its  Doritos Locos Tacos nationwide (including throughout South Florida) with a midnight debut last Thursday. A story on begs the question of whether the new product -- essentially a ta ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 18, 2011

    Five Souless Restaurant Trends

    We'll quit right after this post. ​What annoys you about restaurants lately? Is it a side of Sweet Home Alabama with your sliders? Or when the server ignores you? Maybe the ubiquity of flatbreads makes you want to defect to liquid dinner. After the jump, you'll find few things that are genuin ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 28, 2011

    Doritos Creator Dies; Family to Sprinkle Gravesite With Chips (Video)

    ​In the we can't make this shit up category, we now bring you news of the tragic death of Arch West, who at 97 kicked the bucket in Dallas.West's claim to fame? He's credited with being the creator of Frito-Lay's Doritos, the favorite snack food of college-aged stoners everywhere.Here's where we e ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 20, 2011

    Angelina Jolie Likes To Eat Crickets

    Angelina Jolie eats crickets like they're potato chips. ​In a ten-minute long commercial for luxury designer Louis Vuitton, Angelina Jolie talks about Cambodia. In the video, she talks about hidden minefields, riding elephants, watching sunsets and....eating bugs.   Jolie talks abo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 9, 2011

    Real Food Products That Only Sound Like a Joke

    The (totally genuine, but now off-the-market) sports energy drink your 8-year-old self could only dream of.​Snack foods that all but promise to send you to the emergency room. Fast-food items that invoke natural disasters and use meat in place of grains. Bacon dishes that require weaving skills. A ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 20, 2011

    4/20: Top Six Stoner Snack Creations

    FlickrSmoke up -- it's a celebration!​Happy April 20, readers! Why are we so happy to greet you on this most ordinary of Wednesdays? Because right at this very moment, thousands of potheads have their lighters poised at the ends of their joints in honor of 420 -- the pot smokers' holiday.Thanks to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 27, 2011

    Top Ten Drunchies

    andrew_mc_d​You get home from a long night out and what is the first thing you want to do? Crawl into your bed and hope tomorrow does not bring sickness from the night's mistakes? Yes -- but first, Must. Have. Grease.We all know the feeling. You just can't quite roll into bed until you stuff your ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 6, 2010

    Free Weed, and Other Ideas for a Better Pro-pot Rally

    Photo by Eric BartonSabrina displays a foam finger of fun.​You're on the internet reading the blog of an alternative newsweekly, so there's a damn fine chance that you'd like to smoke a joint legally. So why were so few people at the pro-pot rally yesterday in Fort Lauderdale?Sabrina Koramblyum, w ... More >>

  • News

    July 29, 2010

    ILLEGAL From Terry Greene Sterling

    Read a penetrating chapter from former Phoenix New Times investigative reporter Terry Greene Sterling's book: ILLEGAL: Life and Death in Arizona's Immigration War Zone

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2010

    Presenting This Year's Banned Super Bowl Commercials

    As the host of this year's Super Bowl, some South Florida blog owes America the chance to see the commercials that were deemed too hot for the big game. Or to put it another way, these are commercials that were ditched in the same year that Tim Tebow and his mom were given permission to make a bunch ... More >>

  • Calendar

    September 17, 2009
  • Blogs

    May 14, 2009

    I'm eating WHAT!?

    I arrived at work and found a pea-green bag on my desk with a note saying "I have no idea what this is." Printed across the top of the bag is "Vishwas," and "Roasted Chivda" along the bottom. In the spirit of this blog, I know I'm not allowed to hop online and find out exactly what this is, but I'm ... More >>

  • Dining

    March 12, 2009
  • News

    March 13, 2008
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    August 2, 2007

    Paging Dr. Hardy Harhar

    Professional help on the hunt for laughs

  • Music

    January 11, 2007


    Music biopics Hollywood won't make

  • Culture

    December 21, 2006

    Dumb Can Work

    The world premiere of Hatchetman is the best television not on TV.

  • Calendar

    November 3, 2005
  • Music

    April 7, 2005

    Smack Type Thing

    Outtakes reveals the secrets of Scott Weiland's drug-addled lyrics. Sort of.

  • News

    January 6, 2005

    Half a Ton of Fun

    Big men on love and sex at the Sofa Kings Sports Bar

  • Goods and Services

    May 13, 2004

    Best Car Wash

    Woody's Wash & Wax

  • Calendar

    January 8, 2004

    Playoff Parties

    Just 'cause there's no Fins doesn't mean there's no fun

  • News

    August 14, 2003

    Peddling the Bush Agenda

    Ideas? The Bush boys have 'em. And are they whoppers!

  • Music

    May 1, 2003

    Art Fromage

    Nothing's sacred to the merry pranksters of Les Savy Fav

  • Calendar

    January 23, 2003

    Just Super

    Take in the big game in style, courtesy of the good folks at New Times

  • Dining

    July 25, 2002

    Clueless on Las Olas

    Despite its well-executed pan-Asian cuisine, Indigo can still leave you feeling kind of blue

  • Culture

    October 19, 2000

    Stage Fright

    A Halloween show that's 100 percent local, original, and -- surprise! -- good

  • News

    January 13, 2000

    Night of the Living Heads

    What's it like to ring in the new millennium with 80,000 drug-addled Phish fans? Expensive. Noisy. Crowded. Uninspiring.