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    September 17, 2013

    Steve Kerr Says the Heat Won't Three-Peat in 2014

    In probably what is the least shocking news in the history of everything, former Chicago Bull and current TNT NBA analyst Steve Kerr says that the Miami Heat will fall short of a three-peat in 2014. In fact, he goes on to say that not only will the Heat not three-peat but that it'll not even make i ... More >>

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    August 13, 2013

    LeBron James Says He's Happy In Miami; National Media Will Still Insist He's Going Elsewhere Anyway

    The Greatest Basketball Player in the Universe LeBron James sat down with ABC's Robin Roberts to discuss all things going on under the sun. Among those things is his impending free agency in the summer of 2014 that is sure to get make the national media's head 'splode. "I'm happy right now being in ... More >>

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    June 28, 2013

    Shane Larkin, Former 'Canes' Star, Going to Dallas Mavs, Unless Dwight Howard Screws it Up

    Shane Larkin - the University of Miami standout who helped lead Jim Larranaga's 2012-2013 squad to ACC tournament and regular season titles, as well as a dramatic push into the Sweet 16 at the NCAA tournament - is heading to the NBA. Last night in Brooklyn at the league's draft (also known as the s ... More >>

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    February 11, 2013

    LeBron James and Dwayne Wade Tag Team the Lakers 107-97

    LeBron James has  demonstrated such deity-like powers lately, the Pope said, "Ah fuck it. I quit."Throughout his career as an indomitable nard crushing baller, LeBron has repeatedly demonstrated his astonishing ability to cock punch his opponents unconscious while simultaneously lighting them o ... More >>

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    December 19, 2012

    Don't Worry, Miami: NBA Fans Everywhere Still Hate the Heat

    Despite a couple of good swings, the Miami Herald's Dan Le Batard pretty much failed to connect with reality in his column last Sunday, a 1,000 word humble-brag tricked out as a nostalgia job. The basic thesis here moans that the Heat's 2012-13 season is a lot less "fun" now that the entire sporti ... More >>

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    October 22, 2012

    NBA GM Survey: Heat Will Beat the Lakers in the Finals took their annual general manager survey recently and, according to the consensus, the Miami Heat will repeat as NBA champions, this time beating the L.A. Lakers. The thirty GMs of the NBA were asked 57 questions with topics ranging from who will win the MVP, to best off-season moves, to be ... More >>

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    October 18, 2012

    LeBron James Will Be Targeted by the Lakers, According to Unspecified NBA Execs

    According to's Brian Windhorst, some NBA executives believe the L.A. Lakers are going to target the Miami Heat's LeBron James when he becomes a free agent in 2014, because of reasons. The Lakers are very good at building championship contenders, like they did this off-season when they trad ... More >>

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    November 17, 2010

    Five Videos of Athletes Dancing (Get Well Soon, Chad Pennington!)

    All that dancing must have made Chad Pennington tired.‚ÄčOur pal Bob Norman over at the Daily Pulp posted an awesome video last Sunday of the Dolphins' Chad Pennington dancing to Eminem.Presumably white-boy-style dancing was intended to pump him up. That obviously failed since Pennington is now out ... More >>

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    March 31, 2009

    Magic Rain on Zo's Retirement Parade

    Last night was special for the Miami Heat. For the first time in franchise history, the team retired the number of a player. During an extended half-time, a few dozen chairs and a podium were set up in the middle of the court and the world played "This is Your Life" with Alonzo Mourning. A spectac ... More >>

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    April 19, 2007

    The Wright Moves

    A straight-from-high-school phenom stays intimate with the Heat bench