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Free Chipotle for Tax Free Weekend

Two chicken burrito bowls in one week?! Yeah. ​While the upcoming Tax-Free Weekend on Aug. 12-14 only includes books, school supplies and shoes less than 75 dollars (Sorry, no Dwayne Wade Jordan's), Chipotle wants to

Imagine Sundays

Two chicken burrito bowls in one week?! Yeah. ​While the upcoming Tax-Free Weekend on Aug. 12-14 only includes books, school supplies and shoes less than 75 dollars (Sorry, no Dwayne Wade Jordan's), Chipotle wants to

A Slow Burn

Two chicken burrito bowls in one week?! Yeah. ​While the upcoming Tax-Free Weekend on Aug. 12-14 only includes books, school supplies and shoes less than 75 dollars (Sorry, no Dwayne Wade Jordan's), Chipotle wants to

Five Worst Moments of the Miami Dolphins Season

​We can all agree this has been an awful season for the Miami Dolphins. Even the thoughtful sage and conscience of the team has admitted he's angry at the way the year went. And now the franchise has all sorts of question marks going forward: the coach and general manager who might be gone, two ru ... More >>

Fully Armed and Operational

​We can all agree this has been an awful season for the Miami Dolphins. Even the thoughtful sage and conscience of the team has admitted he's angry at the way the year went. And now the franchise has all sorts of question marks going forward: the coach and general manager who might be gone, two ru ... More >>

Let the Butt-Kicking Commence

​We can all agree this has been an awful season for the Miami Dolphins. Even the thoughtful sage and conscience of the team has admitted he's angry at the way the year went. And now the franchise has all sorts of question marks going forward: the coach and general manager who might be gone, two ru ... More >>

Morning Juice: Heat Hit a Free Agent Lotto; Thief Lived by Gun, Died by Gun

​A look at the local news for Wednesday morning in South Florida:Within hours of announcing her resignation from the Broward County Commission, Diana Wasserman-Rubin was arrested and charged with unlawful compensation, based on her casting votes on grants for Southwest Ranches that were written by ... More >>

Morning Juice: Rain Washes Out Holiday Weekend; D-Wade Fadeaway Jumper?

​Welcome back from the Fourth of July weekend. Here's what's in the local news:Clouds and persistent record-setting rain dampened Independence Day plans. Flooded streets in Hollywood and Miramar, which accumulated more than five inches of rain Monday. [Sun-Sentinel]A Florida Atlantic University re ... More >>

Hysterical D-Wade Rumor of the Year

FlickrThey may be friends, but free agency will point D-Wade and LeBron in opposite directions.​According to an NBA general manager who spoke to ESPN, Dwyane Wade will join LeBron James and Chris Bosh in Chicago next season. I wonder if that unnamed GM is the Chicago Bulls' own Gar Forman, and if ... More >>

Boca Granny Out to Upstage Jay-Z

Just for the sake of comparison, that's the video for Empire State of Mind, by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. (Around the 2-minute mark, I think I heard him say he'd steal Dwyane Wade from our Miami Heat, the jerk.) Now let's let a local grandmother take a crack. Here's Hindy Melzer. She's in a Boca State o ... More >>

Scrap Heat

Just for the sake of comparison, that's the video for Empire State of Mind, by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. (Around the 2-minute mark, I think I heard him say he'd steal Dwyane Wade from our Miami Heat, the jerk.) Now let's let a local grandmother take a crack. Here's Hindy Melzer. She's in a Boca State o ... More >>

Sometimes Doing Nothing Is the Best Move of All

Just for the sake of comparison, that's the video for Empire State of Mind, by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. (Around the 2-minute mark, I think I heard him say he'd steal Dwyane Wade from our Miami Heat, the jerk.) Now let's let a local grandmother take a crack. Here's Hindy Melzer. She's in a Boca State o ... More >>

NBA Deadline Passes; Heat Still Hoping for Boozer

Flickr​ESPN is reporting that the Miami Heat is one of the few teams who have stayed on the phone past today's 3 p.m. NBA trade deadline. The team is working feverishly to try to land Utah Jazz forward Carlos Boozer in hopes his arrival will convince Dwyane Wade the team's got a chance to make a p ... More >>

Clip Those Wings

Flickr​ESPN is reporting that the Miami Heat is one of the few teams who have stayed on the phone past today's 3 p.m. NBA trade deadline. The team is working feverishly to try to land Utah Jazz forward Carlos Boozer in hopes his arrival will convince Dwyane Wade the team's got a chance to make a p ... More >>

Off to See the Wizards

Flickr​ESPN is reporting that the Miami Heat is one of the few teams who have stayed on the phone past today's 3 p.m. NBA trade deadline. The team is working feverishly to try to land Utah Jazz forward Carlos Boozer in hopes his arrival will convince Dwyane Wade the team's got a chance to make a p ... More >>

5 Secret Wishes Pat Riley Has For This Heat Season

flickr.comCoach Slick making a wish list, checking it twice.​The Heat season is officially upon us again, and judging by the very small sample size thus far, Miami will go 82-0 and Dwyane Wade will finally secure the MV3. Most experts have them finishing fourth or fifth in the division and either ... More >>

Take It, B-Easy

flickr.comCoach Slick making a wish list, checking it twice.​The Heat season is officially upon us again, and judging by the very small sample size thus far, Miami will go 82-0 and Dwyane Wade will finally secure the MV3. Most experts have them finishing fourth or fifth in the division and either ... More >>

No Answer for D-Wade, in Miami

flickr.com Allen Iverson used to be "the Answer," but now he brings a lot of questions.​Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat will be without the services of an undersized, over-the-hill veteran troublemaker this season. And Heat fans more concerned with wins and good basketball are probably rejo ... More >>

Video: Dwyane Wade Does Not Enjoy Talking About Richard von Houtman

This week, New Times publishes "Dwyane's Disaster," a cover story about Dwyane Wade's catastrophic partnership with Richard von Houtman, a British baron with a sordid past. Von Houtman has been making wild allegations about the Heat superstar's personal life since their business relationship dissol ... More >>

Heat Gonna Burn Some Hawks

Last night's game in Atlanta was one that makes any real basketball fan more intense and creates rivalries. Why? Well, a big part of it was that Atlanta proved itself to be a classless town. The crowd booing Dwyane Wade when he got up after banging his head on the floor after Jo ... More >>

Magic Rain on Zo's Retirement Parade

Tara Nieuwesteeg Last night was special for the Miami Heat. For the first time in franchise history, the team retired the number of a player. During an extended half-time, a few dozen chairs and a podium were set up in the middle of the court and the world played "This is Your Life" with Alo ... More >>

Wade, Heat Shut Down Detroit

I don't want to pile on the poor city of Detroit. That place has fallen on Dustbowl-esque hard times as of late. Half the population vacated the city, and the average cost of a home is now $18,000. President Obama mentioned Detroit in the litany of choices he has to make between "bad and worse" ... More >>

Luck of Hungover Irish Gives Celtics Edge Over D-Wade-less Heat

This guy scored as many points as Dwyane Wade, Kevin Garnett, and Ray Allen combined last night. Yesterday afternoon, as Bostonians eased out of whiskey-induced hibernation (doctors call it "alcohol poisoning") in a blanket of their own green vomit, they got a piece of good news: Police deci ... More >>

We Love You Dwyane

... Charles Trainor Jr./Miami Herald even when you don't hit the big shot... For his latest piece of history, he gets a historically bad lede from the Sun-Sentinel: MIAMI - Let's see, Jermaine O'Neal wasn't rebounding.Daequan Cook wasn't hitting.And Udonis Haslem remains a shell of him ... More >>

Lil Wayne Wears a Lil Wade, Aids in Heat Win

It is officially a fashion trend. Since he took a Juwan Howard elbow to the face earlier this month and needed six stitches, the ever-stylish Dwyane Wade has been brandishing a series of personalized Band-Aid-like adhesive bandages (not to be confused with Band-Aids, pictured here) under h ... More >>

Bromance Blooms at NBA All-Star Game

After the game, Kobe told reporters, "We are not going to go back to the room and watch 'Steel Magnolias' or something like that."If the love story between Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant were an '80s romance movie, Dwyane Wade would be the suave, successful rebound guy who d ... More >>

Heat-Bulls Tilt a Mere Undercard to Cheerleader Dance-Off

Sports IllustratedShanon LerschYou don't really have to beat the Chicago Bulls. Just let them stand at the perimeter and launch low-percentage shots or make impossible passes. If that doesn't work, just wait. Eventually, their imbecile coach -- named Vinny of the Black -- will summon from the bench ... More >>

Best Of Readers' Poll 2009: Best Heat Player

After a horrible 2007-2008 season, the Miami Heat are loaded with talent this year. And not just talent, young talent. But who's the best on the team? Is it really Dwyane Wade? Perhaps it's rookie sensation Michael Beasley? You tell us. Add your winner to the comments field below.

Mini-Reporter: Barack Obama Could Not Be Reached for Comment

Does this kid look like an assassin to you? Damon Weaver, the Canal Point Elementary fifth-grader who trekked to Washington, D.C., in hopes of getting some inauguration day face time with the new pres, got stuck at a security checkpoint and didn't even get to see Barack Obama's historic speech.Well, ... More >>

Head Spins: DJ Affect

South Florida's busiest head-spinner

Head Spins: DJ Affect

One gets the impression that if there were eight days in a week, DJ Affect would be spinning each and every one of 'em. Hell, it's a bet he'd be spinning every day of the week if there were 10 or 12 or 20 -- that's how driven the cat is. When you're already spinning seven out of seven, what's a few ... More >>

Nobody Said Dwyane Wade Is A Cheater

Did you hear? Did you hear? Clippers coach Mike Dunleavy called Dwyane Wade a "cheater"! Well, not exactly. At all. But somehow what Dunleavy said about Wade to someone a thousand miles away traveled through cyberspace and wound up on Sun-Sentinel baskethack Ira Winderman's keyboard as "cheater," w ... More >>

Unmade Marion

Did you hear? Did you hear? Clippers coach Mike Dunleavy called Dwyane Wade a "cheater"! Well, not exactly. At all. But somehow what Dunleavy said about Wade to someone a thousand miles away traveled through cyberspace and wound up on Sun-Sentinel baskethack Ira Winderman's keyboard as "cheater," w ... More >>

Breakdance

Broken bones and missed shots — the Heat is on!

Hot Helped Heat

Miami the worst team in the NBA? That’s so last year.

The Horror

Blood on Fort Lauderdale Beach

Pat Riley Needs To Fire Himself. Again.

Blood on Fort Lauderdale Beach

Standing Pat

Blood on Fort Lauderdale Beach

It’s Tony Parker’s World

We just buy his jersey

Was Police Shooting Justified?

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Order of Nuggets

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Questions and Answer

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This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

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Can Anybody Top the Heat?

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Fins & Browns

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Fins Hit Prime Time

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Beast of the East

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Best Miami Heat Player

Lamar Odom

Heat's High Hopes

How the Heat's dismal past could give way to a postseason future