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Dwyane Wade

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    January 28, 2014

    Watch LeBron James Sing "Back That Azz Up"

    Miami Heat forward Shane Battier hosted the third annual South Beach Battioke event Monday night, where Heat players are given the opportunity to grab a mic and sing karaoke as loudly and poorly as they want. The event, which was held at the Fillmore Theater in Miami Beach, and raised money for The ... More >>

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    July 23, 2013

    Dwyane Wade's Ex-Wife Wants Forgiveness, Also Wants the Kids Back

    Dwyane Wade's ex-wife and mother of his two sons, Siohvaughn Funches, appeared on a Chicago news station asking for forgiveness. She also stated she'd still like to get her sons back. Last week, Funches had something of a meltdown in the middle of downtown Chicago. People took pictures of Funches ... More >>

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    June 21, 2013

    MIAMI HEAT ARE 2013 NBA CHAMPIONS!

    After a gut-wrenching series that featured ups and downs and had all our balls in our stomachs, the Miami Heat has completed its quest for back-to-back championships and defeated the San Antonio Spurs in an epic Game 7. LeBron James brought the devastation, scoring 37 points, grabbing 12 rebounds, ... More >>

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    May 29, 2013

    Miami Heat Drop Game 4 to Pacers As Series Heads Back to Miami 2-2

    Thanks mostly to the Heat's role players shooting the basketball like it was a bag of piss, some putrid rebounding, strong play from the Pacers' Roy Hibbert, and a crapload of atrocious officiating from the referees, your 2013 Eastern Conference Finals is all knotted up at 2-2. After cracking the P ... More >>

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    December 29, 2011
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    August 8, 2011

    Free Chipotle for Tax Free Weekend

    Two chicken burrito bowls in one week?! Yeah. ​While the upcoming Tax-Free Weekend on Aug. 12-14 only includes books, school supplies and shoes less than 75 dollars (Sorry, no Dwayne Wade Jordan's), Chipotle wants to

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    June 16, 2011
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    January 27, 2011
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    October 28, 2010
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    July 6, 2010

    Morning Juice: Rain Washes Out Holiday Weekend; D-Wade Fadeaway Jumper?

    ​Welcome back from the Fourth of July weekend. Here's what's in the local news:Clouds and persistent record-setting rain dampened Independence Day plans. Flooded streets in Hollywood and Miramar, which accumulated more than five inches of rain Monday. [Sun-Sentinel]A Florida Atlantic University re ... More >>

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    May 14, 2010

    Hysterical D-Wade Rumor of the Year

    FlickrThey may be friends, but free agency will point D-Wade and LeBron in opposite directions.​According to an NBA general manager who spoke to ESPN, Dwyane Wade will join LeBron James and Chris Bosh in Chicago next season. I wonder if that unnamed GM is the Chicago Bulls' own Gar Forman, and if ... More >>

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    April 27, 2010

    Boca Granny Out to Upstage Jay-Z

    Just for the sake of comparison, that's the video for Empire State of Mind, by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. (Around the 2-minute mark, I think I heard him say he'd steal Dwyane Wade from our Miami Heat, the jerk.) Now let's let a local grandmother take a crack. Here's Hindy Melzer. She's in a Boca State o ... More >>

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    February 18, 2010

    NBA Deadline Passes; Heat Still Hoping for Boozer

    Flickr​ESPN is reporting that the Miami Heat is one of the few teams who have stayed on the phone past today's 3 p.m. NBA trade deadline. The team is working feverishly to try to land Utah Jazz forward Carlos Boozer in hopes his arrival will convince Dwyane Wade the team's got a chance to make a p ... More >>

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    December 31, 2009
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    December 10, 2009
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    October 31, 2009

    5 Secret Wishes Pat Riley Has For This Heat Season

    flickr.comCoach Slick making a wish list, checking it twice.​The Heat season is officially upon us again, and judging by the very small sample size thus far, Miami will go 82-0 and Dwyane Wade will finally secure the MV3. Most experts have them finishing fourth or fifth in the division and either ... More >>

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    July 8, 2009

    Video: Dwyane Wade Does Not Enjoy Talking About Richard von Houtman

    This week, New Times publishes "Dwyane's Disaster," a cover story about Dwyane Wade's catastrophic partnership with Richard von Houtman, a British baron with a sordid past. Von Houtman has been making wild allegations about the Heat superstar's personal life since their business relationship dissol ... More >>

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    April 30, 2009

    Heat Gonna Burn Some Hawks

    Last night's game in Atlanta was one that makes any real basketball fan more intense and creates rivalries. Why? Well, a big part of it was that Atlanta proved itself to be a classless town. The crowd booing Dwyane Wade when he got up after banging his head on the floor after Jo ... More >>

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    March 31, 2009

    Magic Rain on Zo's Retirement Parade

    Tara Nieuwesteeg Last night was special for the Miami Heat. For the first time in franchise history, the team retired the number of a player. During an extended half-time, a few dozen chairs and a podium were set up in the middle of the court and the world played "This is Your Life" with Alo ... More >>

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    March 26, 2009

    D-Wade and Heat Have "One of Those Nights"

    Some important background on last night's Heat game:  Before last night, Dwyane Wade had never beaten the Indiana Pacers in Conseco Fieldhouse. After last night, same deal. But it was close: 90-88. Wade had the second-worst shooting game of his career; it included missing the final shot of the ... More >>

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    March 24, 2009

    Dwyane "Mother Teresa" Wade Connects with a Sick 8-Year-Old

    The Heat crushed the Grizzlies at home last night, 94-82. And Dwyane Wade dropped 27 to break his own franchise single-season scoring record. The Heat started on an 11-0 run and never trailed O.J. Mayo and his Memphis crew. The real excitement came after the game though, when D-Wade gave his je ... More >>

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    March 19, 2009

    Luck of Hungover Irish Gives Celtics Edge Over D-Wade-less Heat

    This guy scored as many points as Dwyane Wade, Kevin Garnett, and Ray Allen combined last night. Yesterday afternoon, as Bostonians eased out of whiskey-induced hibernation (doctors call it "alcohol poisoning") in a blanket of their own green vomit, they got a piece of good news: Police deci ... More >>

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    March 13, 2009

    Educators Say D-Wade Dropped the Ball

    A South Florida charter school company says that Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade has failed to live up to his end of the deal to promote education to at-risk youth, and this afternoon it formally ended its association with him. The company, called Mavericks in Education and based in Fort Lauderdale, str ... More >>

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    March 10, 2009

    D-Wade Makes Buzzer His Bitch

    eBay.comThe first time came at the end of the first half. Then again to tie the game at the end of regulation. Then, after he stole the ball from John Salmons with three seconds left in the second overtime, Wade hit a running three as time expired to give "El Heat" a 130-127 win over the Chic ... More >>

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    February 26, 2009

    Clash of the Titans

    LeBron and Wade duke it out in a battle of MVP candidates

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    February 25, 2009

    Lil Wayne Wears a Lil Wade, Aids in Heat Win

    It is officially a fashion trend. Since he took a Juwan Howard elbow to the face earlier this month and needed six stitches, the ever-stylish Dwyane Wade has been brandishing a series of personalized Band-Aid-like adhesive bandages (not to be confused with Band-Aids, pictured here) under h ... More >>

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    February 13, 2009

    Heat-Bulls Tilt a Mere Undercard to Cheerleader Dance-Off

    Sports IllustratedShanon LerschYou don't really have to beat the Chicago Bulls. Just let them stand at the perimeter and launch low-percentage shots or make impossible passes. If that doesn't work, just wait. Eventually, their imbecile coach -- named Vinny of the Black -- will summon from the bench ... More >>

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    February 5, 2009

    Dwyane Wade Misses Game-Saving Shot, But, You Know, It's Cool

    As the clock struck zero last night, alas, Dwyane Wade was not a hero. Judging by the expression on his face right after his three-pointer bounced off the rim to end the 93-90 loss to Detroit, D-Wade knew he let a close one get away (or a piece of ice just slipped into an uncomfo ... More >>

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    February 5, 2009

    Best Of Readers' Poll 2009: Best Heat Player

    After a horrible 2007-2008 season, the Miami Heat are loaded with talent this year. And not just talent, young talent. But who's the best on the team? Is it really Dwyane Wade? Perhaps it's rookie sensation Michael Beasley? You tell us. Add your winner to the comments field below.

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    February 5, 2009

    The Inexorable One

    We mean D-Wade, duh

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    January 22, 2009

    Mini-Reporter: Barack Obama Could Not Be Reached for Comment

    Does this kid look like an assassin to you? Damon Weaver, the Canal Point Elementary fifth-grader who trekked to Washington, D.C., in hopes of getting some inauguration day face time with the new pres, got stuck at a security checkpoint and didn't even get to see Barack Obama's historic speech.Well, ... More >>

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    January 22, 2009

    Blown Call

    The Heat host the bottom-dweller Clippers

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    January 8, 2009

    Pay To Play

    Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but wouldn't it have been great if Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade had inked a $75,000 check for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Trojans? "Absolutely," says Debbie Rabinowitz, the band president and mother of a trombone-playing sopho ... More >>

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    December 18, 2008
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    December 4, 2008

    Nobody Said Dwyane Wade Is A Cheater

    Did you hear? Did you hear? Clippers coach Mike Dunleavy called Dwyane Wade a "cheater"! Well, not exactly. At all. But somehow what Dunleavy said about Wade to someone a thousand miles away traveled through cyberspace and wound up on Sun-Sentinel baskethack Ira Winderman's keyboard as "cheater," w ... More >>

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    December 4, 2008

    Pint Guard

    Charlotte’s D.J. Augustin may be a mini-Wade, but bigger is better

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    November 20, 2008
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    November 13, 2008

    Breakdance

    Broken bones and missed shots — the Heat is on!

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    January 17, 2008
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    January 17, 2008
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    February 10, 2007
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    December 15, 2006
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    June 20, 2006
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    April 17, 2006
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    December 8, 2005
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    June 2, 2005
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    May 12, 2005

    Best Heat Player

    Damon Jones

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    December 23, 2004
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    May 13, 2004

    Best Rookie

    Dwyane Wade

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    October 30, 2003

    Heat's High Hopes

    How the Heat's dismal past could give way to a postseason future

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