FOX News Network LLC

Vatican Cardinals Elect Pope Francis I; Ten Best Twitter Reactions

The Vatican cardinals finally decided to agree on who the new pope is going to be and elected Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina to be the new pontiff.He will be called Pope Francis I. Francis is 76 years old and reportedly only has one lung. Because, if the last pope taught us anything, it's that ... More >>

Marco Rubio to Deliver GOP State of the Union Response

Looks like next week's State of the Union address response by the GOPers is gonna be a little more charisma-y than what everybody's used to. Republicans have announced that Charisma Boy! himself, President Sen. Marco Rubio, will be delivering their response to President Barack Obama's State of the ... More >>

Casey Anthony Files for Bankruptcy

Last week, we told you about an appeals court throwing out two of Casey Anthony's remaining convictions of lying to police during the investigation into her daughter Caylee's disappearance. Well, it appears that as soon as the appeals court was done making its ruling, Casey walked over to federal c ... More >>

Python Challenge: FWC Announces First Kills in 2013 Contest

For the few hundred hunters who showed up Saturday for day one of the 2013 Python Challenge, it was a day of high excitement and little payoff, at least according to the numbers beamed out of the Glades on Saturday night. The kickoff party -- and really the good-time atmosphere fits the description ... More >>

Broward County Name Change: Eight Options That Are Way Better

This week, Broward County commissioners will debate whether the county should change its name. Comissioner Chip LaMarca is behind the idea, and bothered that no one outside of Florida has heard of Broward (unless they accidentally Google: weather in hollywood, and our Hollywood popped up). We agr ... More >>

Rush Limbaugh Says "Leftists" Using Newtown to Promote Anti-Gun Agenda

Didn't take conservative blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh long to jump into the Newtown fray and open his mouth hole to say things about how the media, the Left, Democrats, and all other Pee-On-the-American-Flag-and-Use-the-Constitution-to-Wipe-Their-Dicks Freedom-Hating Groups to come out and try to ... More >>

Top Turkeys of 2012: The South Florida Personalities We Love to Hate

"Split: A Deeper Divide" Movie Review

At the Debate in Boca: Hip Hop and Bikinis, Megyn Kelly, John McCain, Free Budweiser...

... and it's only 4:00. We're finally on the internet here in the media center, where hundreds of journalists from around the world are already milling about, teetering on flimsy folding chairs, wrestling each other for spaces at the tiny work tables, and going absolutely berserk at the sight of Joh ... More >>

Allen West Thinks Obama Cooked Today's Unemployment Rate Numbers

In case you haven't heard, the unemployment rate went down to 7.8 percent -- the lowest in four years -- thanks to the addition of 114,000 jobs September and big upward revisions for July and August. Politically, it's good news for Obama, since he's been taking a beating after his bland debate pe ... More >>

Allen West Gets His Own Words Repeated To Him By Children

See also: Allen West: Dems Are "Afraid of Black Conservatives"Rep. Allen West's Democratic challenger Patrick Murphy debuted a nifty new ad last night called "Time Out." The 30-second ad features children reciting some of West's most asinine lines and insults verbatim. West told reporters in a conf ... More >>

Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day: Celebs Weigh In

Mike Huckabee has called for fans of "free speech" to celebrate today, August 1, as Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day. As the Fox News pundit, Southern Baptist minister, and politician said on his website and Facebook page: "Let's affirm a business that operates on Christian principles and whose executiv ... More >>

Obama Announces Halt on Deporting Some Illegal Immigrants; Allen West Immediately Launches Conspiracy Theories (VIDEO)

Today, the Obama administration announced the issue of an executive order that says illegal immigrants who were brought to the U.S. as children will no longer be deported. It has plenty of caveats -- they must have no criminal record, for example, and earn a high school diploma, among other things.C ... More >>

Fox News Steals Our Stuff, Backs Off When We Notice

​On Friday, we noticed that one of our blog posts, about a freaky Florida campaign video set on a slave ship, had been stolen pretty much in its entirety and pasted up on the Fox News website, byline and all. Yesterday, New Times Editor Eric Barton offered to forgo legal action if Fox gave us half ... More >>

Allen West: Iran Could Threaten South Florida With "21st Century Cuban Missile Crisis"

Rep. Allen Bernard West​There are two things Rep. Allen West is trying to sell this week -- war, and war propaganda.West did yesterday what he typically does -- take to Newsmax or Fox News to call people names and speak without any hint of fact, this time claiming President Obama's "incompeten ... More >>

Americans for Prosperity Florida Bringing Some Interesting Individuals on "Education" Tour

​Americans for Prosperity Foundation Florida, part of the Koch brothers' political-funding machine, announced yesterday that it's going to be "providing essential educational tools to Floridians in advance of the upcoming 2012 elections."Among the "influential leaders" AFP Florida is bringing on t ... More >>

Allen West Back to Insults and Ignoring Facts About the Economy

Rep. Allen West, who thinks Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner is a refrigerator.​Rep. Allen West seems to be the gift that keeps on giving to the world of misinformation.West went on Fox & Friends this morning, and let everyone know that he was still playing the blame game and made it clear he h ... More >>

Electric Six: The Novelty Band That Would Not Die

[UPDATED] To Lift Anti-Gay Activist's Baggage, Send More Rentboys

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cAlpha Dog of the Week - George Rekerswww.colbertnation.comColbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorFox NewsOur New Times sister paper in Miami is enjoying a blizzard of national publicity at the moment, thanks to this story by two frequent contributors ... More >>

After Anti-Drilling Press Conference, No Suspense Left in Crist Campaign Announcement

Crist's independent candidacy for U.S. Senate began two weeks ago, with his dramatic veto of Senate Bill 6. And calling a press conference Tuesday to announce his opposition to drilling for oil off the Florida coast was just populist posturing in advance of tomorrow's announcement in St. Pete.From ... More >>

And Now the Rubio-Crist Video Deathmatch

With their first debate coming up Sunday on Fox News, both Republican senatorial campaigns have released new and nasty videos about each other, as have interest groups with a horse in the race. Put on your poncho and get ready for some mud-slingin'! First, a superscary video about the dystopian futu ... More >>

Wasserman Schultz on Fox News: Insurance Companies "Rape and Pillage" American Consumers

As you can see, Debbie Wasserman Schultz is quite comfortable on the cable news circuit; so comfortable that the otherwise circumspect West Broward Congresswoman is willing to describe in vivid terms exactly what deviant metaphorical acts the insurance companies are inflicting upon us virginal Ameri ... More >>

Five Things Lou Dobbs Will Do With His Time In Florida

flickr.comCNN's loss is probably NOT Florida's gain.​This week Lou Dobbs the last of the original CNN anchors, announced he was leaving the station and ending his show on that network to "go beyond the role here at CNN" and "engage in constructive problem solving."While this could mean many things ... More >>

Quote Machine: Wasserman Schultz Catching Flak for Renaming Public Option

Wasserman Schultz​Does "consumer option" sound more inviting than "public option"? How about "competitive option"? In case it does, Fox News is warning its partisan audience that whatever West Broward Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Nancy Pelosi call it, it's still a "public option" -- ... More >>

Home Depot Employee Says Fired Okeechobee Man Was "Obnoxious"

Trevor Keezor broke his company's rules. He was warned several times. Then he was fired. That should probably be the end of the story. But Mr. Keezor sees himself as a martyr, a spokesperson for Christians everywhere who aren't allowed to write their own dress code policies and demand they still ge ... More >>

Cure Your Recession Blues With a Bailout Board Game

Sitting at home in Coral Springs last fall, trying to explain the intricacies of the federal bank bailout to their 9-year-old and 11-year-old kids, Shari and Jordy Sopourn hit on the perfect, Jon Stewart-style solution: ridicule.They devised a board game that's reminiscent of Monopoly, except the p ... More >>

Taking "The Dude" to Fort Lauderdale's Steak 954

Dude, ever had an Australian Tajima Kobe Porterhouse?​For so many years -- I'm thinking ten, at least -- I've been able to avoid the dreaded blind date. But since I haven't been finding much quality on my own, I decided to make a public announcement to my buddies: "Line 'em up. I'm fix-up-able!" I ... More >>

Member of (Allegedly) Unruly Crowd Offers Firsthand Report of Kleinstock

Flickr stream: dbking​Yes, we'll call it Kleinstock: The groaning / chanting droves of patriots who monopolized yesterday's town hall meeting that Congressman Ron Klein's staff has each month with constituents.Of course, you can't trust the liberal media to report accurately on that meeting. So un ... More >>

And Now a "Fair and Balanced" a Report From Yesterday's Tea Party

Flickr user: Sweet CarouselHey, remember that delightful Coral Springs lady who took a shine to Sarah Palin, launched a blog for her, and -- perhaps because this was so patently absurd -- received some media coverage for it? And then some media coverage about that media coverage? Well, you won't bel ... More >>

Wasserman Schultz Tames Fox News

In her capacity as a leading Democratic surrogate, West Broward Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz has had some tense moments while appearing on the allegedly "Fair and Balanced" news network. But two weeks after revealing that in the past year she had seven surgeries to defeat breast cancer, Fo ... More >>

O'Reilly Errand Boy Chases Bloggers Now

Amanda Terkel is the winner in the Blogger-Baiting-O'Reilly Sweepstakes, and she didn't even seem to try. The Think Progress blogger wrote this post after it was announced that Fox News idiot charmer Bill O'Reilly would be the guest speaker at a fundraiser in Manalapan for the It Happened to Alexa F ... More >>

Will Bill O'Reilly Blame Rape Victims for Their Own Rapes At Palm Beach Event?

It might seem like a nice gesture, Fox News talking head hot-air balloon Bill O'Reilly speaking at an event in Manalapan for the It Happened to Alexa Foundation, a rape survivors advocacy group based in New York. But rape victims and anti-O'Reilly enthusiasts  are circulati ... More >>

'Michael the Black Man' Trashes Barack Obama

The former cult member crashed a recent South Florida rally by the presidential candidate.

Kanye West, N.E.R.D. and Wyclef to Perform at the Democratic National Convention

Auto Erotica

Car lovers find a new flame in Burnout Paradise.

Dred Scott!

Hip-Hop's Project

Another Miami Herald Morning

Idiot Box

Radio Round-Up

Right(wing)ing The Wrongs

Illegals Crippling America

Savage Station

The Sun-Sentinel's news station, WFTL-AM (850), was an oasis of local talk. Now it's just another haven for hate.

Tailpipe

Abortion Follies

Tailpipe

Abortion Follies

A Good Egg

No Question

Jadakiss cashes in on controversy

Summer Camp

Demme's Candidate overhaul goes for the knowing giggle

Sock It to 'em!

Bowling for a good cause

Bush Comes to Shove

Like America's current leaders, Viggo and Hidalgo try to "enlighten" the Arabs

Slick Willy

The ex-prez speaks his mind