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Florida Marlins

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    April 24, 2012

    George Zimmerman Has More Support Than the Miami Marlins, New Florida Poll Finds

    Public Policy Polling decided to pick Florida's collective brain last week, and results released yesterday shed light on some very interesting trends. The most interesting: 26 percent of Floridians polled said George Zimmerman is innocent of the second-degree murder charges filed in the February kil ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 23, 2012

    Ninety-Seven F-Bombs From Ozzie Guillen Won't Erase That Awful Stadium Deal

    Showtime released a 30-minute preview on Saturday to its show The Franchise: A Season With the Miami Marlins, which will chronicle the travails of baseball's version of a court jester. There's a scene near the start of the show where loudmouth manager Ozzie Guillen is addressing his new players for ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 17, 2012

    New York Mets Plan to Honor Marlins Shortstop Jose Reyes, Give Away Last of Team Dignity

    The Miami Marlins' new shortstop is missed by his former team. Jose Reyes spent the first nine seasons of his career with the New York Mets, leading the National League in stolen bases three years in a row (2005-2007), hitting for 99 triples and winning the NL batting title last year before signing ... More >>

  • News

    March 29, 2012

    Logan Morrison Serves as the Wild Child for the Already Loony Miami Marlins

    The Miami Marlins' new shortstop is missed by his former team. Jose Reyes spent the first nine seasons of his career with the New York Mets, leading the National League in stolen bases three years in a row (2005-2007), hitting for 99 triples and winning the NL batting title last year before signing ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 26, 2012

    Miami Marlins Home Run Sculpture Video Leaks; Everyone Pukes

    ​Less than two weeks after we found out the Miami Marlins were testing their new aquarium backstop/aquatic nightmare tank by throwing baseballs at it, a video of their long-mocked home-run sculpture in action has made its way to YouTube -- and it looks even worse than the pictures.The thing looks ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 7, 2011

    Drink and Food Events This Week in Broward/Fort Lauderdale/Palm Beach

    Wednesday night: Pucker up to dinner with the lovely ladies of Lips. ​With New Times Beerfest merely days away, it's understandable that you'd want to hunker down this week and save your energy and cash for the weekend. For those who can handle multiple days of fun in one week, there are a few opt ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 6, 2011

    Marco Rubio Butt-Kissing Won't Help GOP Candidates Win Florida, According to Poll

    ​There's been a common theme among this year's GOP presidential candidates -- firmly planting their lips on the buttcheeks of Sen. Marco Rubio and dropping his name as a potential running mate.If that's a ploy to win Florida in a general election, it won't help, according to survey results release ... More >>

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    June 30, 2011

    Philadelphia Freedom

    ​There's been a common theme among this year's GOP presidential candidates -- firmly planting their lips on the buttcheeks of Sen. Marco Rubio and dropping his name as a potential running mate.If that's a ploy to win Florida in a general election, it won't help, according to survey results release ... More >>

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    March 31, 2011

    Drinking Made Easy

    ​There's been a common theme among this year's GOP presidential candidates -- firmly planting their lips on the buttcheeks of Sen. Marco Rubio and dropping his name as a potential running mate.If that's a ploy to win Florida in a general election, it won't help, according to survey results release ... More >>

  • News

    December 30, 2010

    The Dirty Dozen: 2010's Most Despicable People

    ​There's been a common theme among this year's GOP presidential candidates -- firmly planting their lips on the buttcheeks of Sen. Marco Rubio and dropping his name as a potential running mate.If that's a ploy to win Florida in a general election, it won't help, according to survey results release ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 27, 2010

    Tonight: World Series Watch Party at Duffy's

    ajleon​It's October -- the time of year when the Florida Marlins either go to the World Series or end up with their best players being traded away and fans bitching about evil owner Jeffrey Loria. Tonight, it's the Texas Rangers and San Francisco Giants who are meeting at AT&T Park in Californ ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 20, 2010

    Tyler Colvin Is Not a Vampire (And Other Things We Learned This Weekend in Sports)

    FlickrTyler Colvin got staked by a shattered bat in yesterday's Marlins game, but he'll live to play again.​What would it take for a Florida Marlins game to overshadow a Dolphins victory on a Sunday in September? An act of God? No, just a freak accident in which a shattered bat impales itself in t ... More >>

  • Calendar

    September 16, 2010

    Snake-Bitten Fish

    FlickrTyler Colvin got staked by a shattered bat in yesterday's Marlins game, but he'll live to play again.​What would it take for a Florida Marlins game to overshadow a Dolphins victory on a Sunday in September? An act of God? No, just a freak accident in which a shattered bat impales itself in t ... More >>

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    August 19, 2010

    Comedy of Errors

    FlickrTyler Colvin got staked by a shattered bat in yesterday's Marlins game, but he'll live to play again.​What would it take for a Florida Marlins game to overshadow a Dolphins victory on a Sunday in September? An act of God? No, just a freak accident in which a shattered bat impales itself in t ... More >>

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    July 29, 2010

    Man Want Toys

    FlickrTyler Colvin got staked by a shattered bat in yesterday's Marlins game, but he'll live to play again.​What would it take for a Florida Marlins game to overshadow a Dolphins victory on a Sunday in September? An act of God? No, just a freak accident in which a shattered bat impales itself in t ... More >>

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    June 3, 2010

    A Golden Ticket

    FlickrTyler Colvin got staked by a shattered bat in yesterday's Marlins game, but he'll live to play again.​What would it take for a Florida Marlins game to overshadow a Dolphins victory on a Sunday in September? An act of God? No, just a freak accident in which a shattered bat impales itself in t ... More >>

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    May 20, 2010

    Reloaded Fish

    FlickrTyler Colvin got staked by a shattered bat in yesterday's Marlins game, but he'll live to play again.​What would it take for a Florida Marlins game to overshadow a Dolphins victory on a Sunday in September? An act of God? No, just a freak accident in which a shattered bat impales itself in t ... More >>

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    May 13, 2010

    Meet the Mets, Beat the Mets

    FlickrTyler Colvin got staked by a shattered bat in yesterday's Marlins game, but he'll live to play again.​What would it take for a Florida Marlins game to overshadow a Dolphins victory on a Sunday in September? An act of God? No, just a freak accident in which a shattered bat impales itself in t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 5, 2010

    Morning Juice: Ethics Reform on Track in Broward; Marlins Lose Heartbreaker

    ​Let's see what's happening in South Florida:Faced with two terrifying evils, members of the Broward County Commission appear ready to pass an ethics reform package they aren't sure they can work within, but it's still better than the other option of scrapping the reform package and facing the wra ... More >>

  • Calendar

    February 25, 2010

    Fishing for Homers in a Hurricane

    ​Let's see what's happening in South Florida:Faced with two terrifying evils, members of the Broward County Commission appear ready to pass an ethics reform package they aren't sure they can work within, but it's still better than the other option of scrapping the reform package and facing the wra ... More >>

  • News

    September 24, 2009

    The Manatees, Baseball's Premier Fat-Guy Dance Squad, Shake Two Tons of Booty for Marlins Fans

    ​Let's see what's happening in South Florida:Faced with two terrifying evils, members of the Broward County Commission appear ready to pass an ethics reform package they aren't sure they can work within, but it's still better than the other option of scrapping the reform package and facing the wra ... More >>

  • Calendar

    September 24, 2009

    The Fish Get Busy

    ​Let's see what's happening in South Florida:Faced with two terrifying evils, members of the Broward County Commission appear ready to pass an ethics reform package they aren't sure they can work within, but it's still better than the other option of scrapping the reform package and facing the wra ... More >>

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    September 17, 2009

    Consider Fredi Fingered

    ​Let's see what's happening in South Florida:Faced with two terrifying evils, members of the Broward County Commission appear ready to pass an ethics reform package they aren't sure they can work within, but it's still better than the other option of scrapping the reform package and facing the wra ... More >>

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    September 10, 2009

    David Samson and Goliath

    ​Let's see what's happening in South Florida:Faced with two terrifying evils, members of the Broward County Commission appear ready to pass an ethics reform package they aren't sure they can work within, but it's still better than the other option of scrapping the reform package and facing the wra ... More >>

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    September 3, 2009

    The Naked Truth

    ​Let's see what's happening in South Florida:Faced with two terrifying evils, members of the Broward County Commission appear ready to pass an ethics reform package they aren't sure they can work within, but it's still better than the other option of scrapping the reform package and facing the wra ... More >>

  • Calendar

    August 27, 2009

    Good News, Bad News

    ​Let's see what's happening in South Florida:Faced with two terrifying evils, members of the Broward County Commission appear ready to pass an ethics reform package they aren't sure they can work within, but it's still better than the other option of scrapping the reform package and facing the wra ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 27, 2009

    Will Marlins Hat Capsize an Industry?

    Flickr: askmikeeSure, he looks innocent. But he's ruthless when it comes to thread count in his headwear.​Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wid ... More >>

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    August 20, 2009

    New Joke City

    Flickr: askmikeeSure, he looks innocent. But he's ruthless when it comes to thread count in his headwear.​Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wid ... More >>

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    August 13, 2009

    Rent-A-Johnson

    Flickr: askmikeeSure, he looks innocent. But he's ruthless when it comes to thread count in his headwear.​Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wid ... More >>

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    August 6, 2009

    If the Marlins Make the Playoffs, Does it Make a Sound?

    Flickr: askmikeeSure, he looks innocent. But he's ruthless when it comes to thread count in his headwear.​Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wid ... More >>

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    July 30, 2009

    Cubs’ Flubs

    Flickr: askmikeeSure, he looks innocent. But he's ruthless when it comes to thread count in his headwear.​Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wid ... More >>

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    July 23, 2009

    Peanuts, Cracker Jacks, and a Closer, Please

    Flickr: askmikeeSure, he looks innocent. But he's ruthless when it comes to thread count in his headwear.​Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wid ... More >>

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    June 25, 2009

    I’m the Ross

    Flickr: askmikeeSure, he looks innocent. But he's ruthless when it comes to thread count in his headwear.​Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wid ... More >>

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    June 18, 2009

    Bombs Away

    Flickr: askmikeeSure, he looks innocent. But he's ruthless when it comes to thread count in his headwear.​Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wid ... More >>

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    June 11, 2009

    Bear Market Bruisers

    Flickr: askmikeeSure, he looks innocent. But he's ruthless when it comes to thread count in his headwear.​Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wid ... More >>

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    May 28, 2009

    Brew-tal

    Flickr: askmikeeSure, he looks innocent. But he's ruthless when it comes to thread count in his headwear.​Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wid ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 4, 2009

    Marlins Pitchers Serving Grand Slams Like a Waitress at Denny's

    Flickr User: hazboyRicky NolascoWhat a wretched weekend in South Florida sports. You've heard about the Heat, but what's happened to the Marlins? One month into the baseball season, this team can't decide whether it belongs at the top of the league or at the bottom. A seven-game win streak in mid-Ap ... More >>

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    April 30, 2009

    It’s a Bear Market for Baseball

    Flickr User: hazboyRicky NolascoWhat a wretched weekend in South Florida sports. You've heard about the Heat, but what's happened to the Marlins? One month into the baseball season, this team can't decide whether it belongs at the top of the league or at the bottom. A seven-game win streak in mid-Ap ... More >>

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    April 23, 2009

    Fish Stick?

    Flickr User: hazboyRicky NolascoWhat a wretched weekend in South Florida sports. You've heard about the Heat, but what's happened to the Marlins? One month into the baseball season, this team can't decide whether it belongs at the top of the league or at the bottom. A seven-game win streak in mid-Ap ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2009

    Marlins Fans to Celebrate Opening Day 2012 on I-95

    estadiodellosmarlins.comThe Little Havana Marlins will be this much fun.The Marlins will open their season in 2012 with a new stadium in Little Havana, meaning fans in Broward and Palm Beach counties who used to go to Dolphins Stadium will forget we have major-league baseball in South Florida.Being ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 24, 2009

    Barely Known Florida Marlins Leave State to Become Little Havana Marlins

    The Little Havana Marlins begin the big move.The Marlins finally got the new stadium the team has sought for a decade, meaning the team will now depart the State of Florida for Little Havana. The team will leave Dolphin Stadium, with its proximity to Broward and Palm Beach counties, in 2012. And wit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 16, 2009

    Marlins Owner Optimistic About Stadium Vote, But Marlins Not Too Big to Fail

    The Marlins crowd is not too big to fail. Florida Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria told the media yesterday that he's optimistic that Miami will pass a plan this week to move the team into a proposed stadium in Little Havana. Leaving Dolphins Stadium, which is on the Broward County line, will assure tha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 28, 2009

    Marlins Release Plans for Dark Helmet Stadium, Cloned Dogs to Play in Boca

    The Florida Marlins have released the final plans on a $515 million retractable-roof stadium. Hoping to convince lawmakers to approve the plans, architects apparently cut corners on things like aesthetics and looks and curb appeal. It's not that the Marlins stadium will be the ugliest thing in Littl ... More >>

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    January 15, 2009

    Joe Six Pack Spirit

    The Florida Marlins hold open tryouts for their big man dance squad

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    September 18, 2008

    Pheeling Phine

    The Florida Marlins hold open tryouts for their big man dance squad

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    August 28, 2008

    Marlins Vs. Braves

    Short division

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    August 7, 2008

    Redbirds in the Black

    Short division

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    July 17, 2008

    Chipper Shredder

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    June 19, 2008

    Rays Gun

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    June 5, 2008

    Phillin’ it

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