Florida State Seminoles

  • Blogs

    January 6, 2014

    Seven Things Every FSU Fan Will Do Tonight

    Today is a very special day for FSU fans. No, Tim Tebow still won't eat those poison apples we keep sending him, but tonight the Seminoles face Auburn for the national title. And if you couldn't tell by the way we reacted to Jameis Winston's trial, nothing is more important to us than football. I ... More >>

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    December 5, 2013

    Five Worst Twitter Reactions to the Jameis Winston Case

    As it is with an high-profile and controversial case, the news that FSU quarterback Jameis Winston would not be charged of sexual assault solicited a lot of different reactions. Most notably, on Twitter, which seems to be the go-to place to witness the troglodytic bottom feeders of the human race d ... More >>

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    December 2, 2013

    FSU Fan Tried to Attack Gators Fans With a Machete

    The Florida State Seminoles throttled the Florida Gators 37-7 on Saturday. But that wasn't enough for one Noles fan, who apparently wanted to add injury to insult by trying to attack some Gator fans with a machete. Ah, FSU and Gators games. It's like the Family Feud: Inbred Week! (Also, LET'S GO C ... More >>

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    November 28, 2013

    Thanksgiving In Florida: 11 Reasons We're Thankful For Our State

    Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! And with the big day upon us, it's time to reflect on things we're thankful for. Namely: our home state. America loves picking on Florida. And maybe they have good reason. Our crime rate isn't all that great, our politicians are morons, and then there's that whole G ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 26, 2013

    Hurricane Basketball: UM Drops After Loss to Wake Forest

    It was probably going to happen, but it's still rough to see: after going 14-games without falling to competition, the University of Miami's basketball team lost this weekend. The Hurricanes' first lost in 2013 didn't come from Duke, UNC or any other ACC heavies predicted to take down the squad. The ... More >>

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    February 26, 2009

    Florida's "Mt. Rushmore of Sports" Is Shaky

    At 21-years-old, Tebow beat out legends like Emmitt Smith, Deion Sanders, Roy Jones Jr., and Shaq.It started around Presidents' Day. ESPN has been picking the "Mt. Rushmore of Sports" in every state, then choosing the top five states. This week, it decided Illinois had the best mountain, with ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 17, 2008

    May the Best Mummified Coach Win

    Now that Joe Paterno's landed a brand new three-year contract, just a few days before his 82nd birthday, the pressure's on Florida State's dad-gum head coach Bobby Bowden to get a four-year contract.The two old coots are currently running 1-2 in career victories. JoePa has 383. Bowden has 381. The U ... More >>

  • News

    September 27, 2007

    Wheel of Misfortune

    Crist needs to find the stones to deal with the Seminoles

  • Blogs

    August 6, 2007
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    November 18, 2004
  • Calendar

    July 29, 2004

    Fins Look for a Fix

    Team trains with playoffs on the brain

  • Calendar

    May 1, 2003

    Dog and Pony Show

    The Derby on the telly, greyhounds on the track

  • News

    June 29, 2000


    The 'Noles offend more than just the Gators