Hard Knocks (TV Show)

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    September 25, 2014

    Ryan Tannehill Says Joe Philbin Caused a Distraction

    Just three weeks into the season, and the Miami Dolphins are beginning to crack at the seams. Mainly because head coach Joe Philbin doesn't know how to lead properly. Yep, the man who had no idea some coaches and players he's supposed to be in charge of were bullying another player last year is once ... More >>

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    October 19, 2012

    Dolphins Quarterback Wife Lauren Tannehill is Duffy's Spokesperson

    When south Florida welcomed Miami Dolphins Quarterback Ryan Tannehill, we got an amazing package deal. The talented young player arrived in the sunshine state with his knockout wife, Lauren, who was featured on HBO's reality series, Hard Knocks.Read Also: South Florida's Ten Best Places to Watc ... More >>

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    September 11, 2012

    Obama Rips the Miami Dolphins On Local Radio

    Barack Obama panders to no one! Especially not Dolphins fans because, well, that would be pretty stupid. Because they suck, you see. Obama made an appearance this morning on Pimp With A Limp DJ Laz on 106.7 FM where he did some campaigning. Because it's important to reach that Pimp With A Limp dem ... More >>

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    September 5, 2012

    Hard Knocks Season Finale: The Tannehills Make a Table!

    Last night was the season finale of Hard Knocks, which means it's all downhill for the Miami Dolphins from here on out. As far as season finales go, this one was a weird amalgam of boring, sad, and -- for some inexplicable reason -- Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson. With the first four episodes featuring ... More >>

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    September 4, 2012

    Dan Marino Tells Dolphins Fans to Be Patient

    Appearing as a guest at the Dolphins' Touchdown Club luncheon today at Bokamper's Bar and Grill, Dan Marino told Dolphins fans to chill with all the anger over the fact that the team sucks balls. These things take time. Like maybe 13 years, but still. "Be patient," Marino told the crowd. "You loo ... More >>

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    August 29, 2012

    Hard Knocks Episode 4: All Vontae Davis Wants to Do Is Call His Grandma

    Last night's episode of Hard Knocks was all heartache and Jeff Ireland. We saw the stark reality of players' dreams of playing professional football halted by the cruel, cutthroat world of the NFL. And we saw firsthand just how thoroughly Ireland sucks at his job. We also saw that, no matter wha ... More >>

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    August 22, 2012

    Hard Knocks Episode 3: HUMP WEEK

    Last night's episode of Hard Knocks featured rookies singing, Reggie Bush leading, offensive linemen puking and a sad puppet.Most of all, it featured what might be the turning point in the franchise's future: Ryan Tannehill winning the starting quarterback job... and then offensive lineman Richie In ... More >>

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    August 17, 2012

    Ryan Tannehill to Start for Dolphins Tonight

    With first-team quarterback David Garrard down four to six weeks with a knee injury suffered when playing in the pool with his kids and second-string quarterback Matt Moore being a puppet and all, the Miami Dolphins will turn to first-round rookie pick Ryan Tannehill to start tonight's preseason gam ... More >>

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    August 17, 2012

    Miami Dolphins at Carolina Panthers: Five Things To Look For

    The Dolphins' second pre-season game tonight against the Carolina Panthers should be interesting, in that the entire roster remains in flux with five weeks left to go before the season starts.Players are injured, the receiving corps is a huge question mark, and our once-reliable kicker is now just a ... More >>

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    August 15, 2012

    Hard Knocks Episode 2: Chad's Requiem & Penis Haircuts

    Last night's episode of Hard Knocks featured gut-wrenching moments, scrappy white receivers, Sean Smith shutting people down, David Garrard getting injured, Chad Johnson getting fired, and rookies getting cock-and-balls-shaped haircuts.It was a jam-packed episode. Here's your recap:

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    August 14, 2012

    Karlos Dansby Changed His Mind About Being Unhappy About the Dolphins Releasing Chad Johnson

    Yesterday morning, Dolphins linebacker Karlos Dansby went on Sid Rosenberg's morning show on 640 AM and said that the team releasing Chad Johnson is a bigger distraction than Johnson himself. Because Dansby figured the best thing he could possibly do to help avoid distractions was to go on sports ta ... More >>

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    August 8, 2012

    Joe Philbin Hates F-Bombs, Loves Seinfeld

    HBO's Hard Knocks featuring the Miami Dolphins debuted last night and filled us all with the inevitable feeling of false hope and overhyped enthusiasm for our shitty, shitty football team.But a reality show featuring the Fins is a nice change of pace from their old NORAD-like, supersecretive attitud ... More >>

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    July 9, 2012

    Boca Burger Battle, Food Truck Invasion, and Other Food Events This Week in South Florida

    Is a month without an epic burger event even worth mentioning? That's a question for another day, given that this week will see the introduction of yet another burger-licious event in South Florida. This month's contender is the Boca Burger Battle kicking off Saturday night in downtown Boca. Of cour ... More >>