Homer Simpson

  • Blogs

    June 6, 2014

    Today is National Doughnut Day: Five Fun Flavors to Try

    The saying goes, "Every dog has his day." And in this country, every food items has its national holiday too. Today, the food item favored by cops and Homer Simpson is getting the recognition it deserves. That's right, it's national doughnut day. Rather than keep going for a plain old fashioned, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 13, 2013

    Universal Studios Holidays: The Grinch, Butterbeer, and Cold Duff

    While some people the world over are celebrating Christmas, we prefer a "greener" holiday celebration. And by green, we obviously mean Grinchmas. Dr. Seuss's mean-yet-loveable Grinch character with a most peculiar heart condition (first it's too small, then it's really big), is the star of Universa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 10, 2013

    Space Tourism Soon Possible: Here Are The Top Five Foods in Space

    You think it's difficult trying to plan a holiday getaway now, just try to imagine booking a moon flight in 2043. All the shuttles will be filled to capacity, you'll have to fly coach (and you know that's even more annoying when you're weightless), and the only resorts with vacancies will be on the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 5, 2013

    Nine Dating Apps That Will Match You With Your Foodie Soulmate

    Time and time again, singles go out and date people who seem charming, funny, and good-looking. Things are going great until that one lunch date when you realize your potential significant other actually prefers Jimmy John's to Publix subs and you have to call the whole thing off. Food differences a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2013

    Downton Abbey Wine And Five Other Boozy TV Brands

    If you're like us, you hunker down to watch the "upstairs, downstairs" goings-ons of the Crawley family and their staff with a bottle of wine and some biscuits. Of course, until now, we were forced to drink whatever was in the fridge. But, thanks to Wines That Rock (yes, the same people that gave us ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 29, 2013

    Mojo Donuts in Pembroke Pines: We Eat a Dozen in About a Minute (Pictures)

    Until now, south Florida has been a little behind in the hand crafted doughnut craze that's sweeping the nation. From New York City, where hipsters stand in line for an hour for a Meyer lemon doughnut from Doughnut Plant to Portland, Oregon, where Voodoo Doughnuts has been featured on nearly every s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 14, 2013

    Miami Dolphins Want $400 Million to Renovate Stadium but Swear They're Totally Not the Marlins

    Remember when the Florida Marlins were all, if y'all don't give us millions and millions, we're just gonna go ahead and take our ballclub somewhere else, and the City of Miami was all, nooooo here ya go! and then threw millions and millions at the Marlins and now taxpayers are stuck paying for a $51 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 1, 2012

    For National Doughnut Day: Five Celebrity Dougnhuts (And Two Deals)

    Today, June 1, is the celebrated national doughnut day.  While you may think that it's one of those recently made up holidays by some National Doughnut Council, the holiday was actually started in 1938 by the Salvation Army to honor the women who served doughnuts to U.S. soldiers during World W ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 9, 2011

    Real Food Products That Only Sound Like a Joke

    The (totally genuine, but now off-the-market) sports energy drink your 8-year-old self could only dream of.​Snack foods that all but promise to send you to the emergency room. Fast-food items that invoke natural disasters and use meat in place of grains. Bacon dishes that require weaving skills. A ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 9, 2010

    Broward Voter Apathy Gets Cartoon Treatment

    Does the average Broward voter care more about going to Sawgrass Mills and getting LeBron James than being robbed blind by dirty politicians? Well... yes. To quote another satirical cartoon character, Homer Simpson, "It's funny because it's true!"The video above uses the same text-to-movie software ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2009

    Wine Spectator Releases Top 100 in Time for the Holidays

    ​Walking through Total Wine in Boca Raton last night, I felt like Homer Simpson in the Land of Chocolate. I simply didn't have enough hands to grab everything I wanted. And then I came across this: Wine Spectator's Top 100 Releases of 2009. For a reasonable $5.95 a copy, this glossy, perfect-bound ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 4, 2009

    Supreme Court Has Stoner Conversation About Florida Beaches

    Flickr: USA TODAY / H. Darr BeiserMaybe the Supreme Court needs to spend a day at the beach before they give their ruling.​These are the nation's most eminent legal minds? Read this article in today's New York Times, about the U.S. Supreme Court's debate over whether to allow the state to claim be ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 1, 2009
  • Blogs

    July 16, 2009

    Power Plays

    Idyllic Florida landscape courtesy of FMPAResidents of Lake Worth, many of whom have made small but successful careers specializing in complaining about their high utility bills, might not know the city actually gets the power to turn their fans and nuke their frozen dinners not from the beleaguered ... More >>

  • Calendar

    June 4, 2009
  • Blogs

    August 15, 2008
  • Film

    August 2, 2007

    It Doesn't Suck!

    Breathe easy, Simpsons fans. The movie is eeeexcellent.

  • Film

    July 19, 2007

    Hairspray, Get Back to Your Roots!

    Movie musical of the musical of the movie is nowhere near divine

  • Calendar

    September 15, 2005
  • News

    July 21, 2005


    Woo Ooh Ooh

  • Sports and Recreation

    May 12, 2005
  • Calendar

    March 31, 2005

    Bart Does the Bard

    85 percent Shakespeare, 15 percent Simpsons, 100 percent fun

  • Calendar

    September 2, 2004

    Labor Party

    For those about to draw, we salute you

  • Calendar

    July 1, 2004
  • Film

    May 27, 2004

    Pitt and the Pabulum

    Brad's ripped and The Iliad's shredded in the scintillating spectacle Troy

  • News

    January 29, 2004

    One-Way Street

    Popped for DUI? Smile. You've just fallen victim to the DHSMV's kangaroo court.

  • Film

    September 12, 2002

    Cut Rate

    The intentions outweigh the execution in Ice Cube's Barbershop

  • Culture

    April 26, 2001

    Shearer Delight

    The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

  • Calendar

    October 12, 2000

    Tall 'Toons

    Cyberworld 3D

  • Dining

    August 12, 1999

    Louisiana Purchases

    Shuck-N-Dive Cajun Sports Café

  • Calendar

    May 27, 1999
  • News

    August 20, 1998