Homer Simpson

Mojo Donuts in Pembroke Pines: We Eat a Dozen in About a Minute (Pictures)

Until now, south Florida has been a little behind in the hand crafted doughnut craze that's sweeping the nation. From New York City, where hipsters stand in line for an hour for a Meyer lemon doughnut from Doughnut Plant to Portland, Oregon, where Voodoo Doughnuts has been featured on nearly every s ... More >>

Miami Dolphins Want $400 Million to Renovate Stadium but Swear They're Totally Not the Marlins

Remember when the Florida Marlins were all, if y'all don't give us millions and millions, we're just gonna go ahead and take our ballclub somewhere else, and the City of Miami was all, nooooo here ya go! and then threw millions and millions at the Marlins and now taxpayers are stuck paying for a $51 ... More >>

For National Doughnut Day: Five Celebrity Dougnhuts (And Two Deals)

Today, June 1, is the celebrated national doughnut day.  While you may think that it's one of those recently made up holidays by some National Doughnut Council, the holiday was actually started in 1938 by the Salvation Army to honor the women who served doughnuts to U.S. soldiers during World W ... More >>

Real Food Products That Only Sound Like a Joke

The (totally genuine, but now off-the-market) sports energy drink your 8-year-old self could only dream of.​Snack foods that all but promise to send you to the emergency room. Fast-food items that invoke natural disasters and use meat in place of grains. Bacon dishes that require weaving skills. A ... More >>

Broward Voter Apathy Gets Cartoon Treatment

Does the average Broward voter care more about going to Sawgrass Mills and getting LeBron James than being robbed blind by dirty politicians? Well... yes. To quote another satirical cartoon character, Homer Simpson, "It's funny because it's true!"The video above uses the same text-to-movie software ... More >>

Wine Spectator Releases Top 100 in Time for the Holidays

​Walking through Total Wine in Boca Raton last night, I felt like Homer Simpson in the Land of Chocolate. I simply didn't have enough hands to grab everything I wanted. And then I came across this: Wine Spectator's Top 100 Releases of 2009. For a reasonable $5.95 a copy, this glossy, perfect-bound ... More >>

Supreme Court Has Stoner Conversation About Florida Beaches

Flickr: USA TODAY / H. Darr BeiserMaybe the Supreme Court needs to spend a day at the beach before they give their ruling.​These are the nation's most eminent legal minds? Read this article in today's New York Times, about the U.S. Supreme Court's debate over whether to allow the state to claim be ... More >>

Beer Holiday

Power Plays

Idyllic Florida landscape courtesy of FMPAResidents of Lake Worth, many of whom have made small but successful careers specializing in complaining about their high utility bills, might not know the city actually gets the power to turn their fans and nuke their frozen dinners not from the beleaguered ... More >>

Bi Man, Big Laughs

Booze Hound - Chef Allen's

It Doesn't Suck!

Breathe easy, Simpsons fans. The movie is eeeexcellent.

Hairspray, Get Back to Your Roots!

Movie musical of the musical of the movie is nowhere near divine

'Toon In

Tailpipe

Woo Ooh Ooh

Best Bowling Alley in Palm Beach

Greenacres Bowl

Bart Does the Bard

85 percent Shakespeare, 15 percent Simpsons, 100 percent fun

Labor Party

For those about to draw, we salute you

This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

Pitt and the Pabulum

Brad's ripped and The Iliad's shredded in the scintillating spectacle Troy

One-Way Street

Popped for DUI? Smile. You've just fallen victim to the DHSMV's kangaroo court.

Cut Rate

The intentions outweigh the execution in Ice Cube's Barbershop

Shearer Delight

The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

Tall 'Toons

Cyberworld 3D

Louisiana Purchases

Shuck-N-Dive Cajun Sports Café

Sand Blast

Undercurrents