Ernest Valdes stands on top of the ring's ropes and uses his championship belt as a mirror. He primps into the gold plastic's reflection, making sure his hair -- oil-spill slick with leave-in conditioner -- is perfectly in place. Lil Jon's "Turn Down for What" blasts through the speakers of the Port ... More >>
Boos slice through the air as Dr. Red Roberts peacocks around the ring while snapping the straps of his red and white leotard. A comic-book-villain grin peeks out from a thick beard when he jabs his chin at the full house, each jut shaking his messy brushfire of red curls. An excited surf of noise r ... More >>
No, really. We're completely serious here. The Hulkster is opening a restaurant in Tampa and if you've got no New Year's eve plans you could start driving now and be able to celebrate at the New Year's Eve grand opening tonight (which is selling out quickly).The 20,000 square-foot Hogan's Beach, loc ... More >>
Basketball star-turned-actor-turned-rapper-turned-doctor-turned-beer-spokesman-turned-police-force-hopeful (and so on and so forth) Shaquille O'Neal will help to welcome the Dry Fried Wing Company to Fort Laudy on Friday afternoon. The Shaq is just one of several sports stars who will spice up the ... More >>
Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan back in their hay day.Macho Man Randy Savage, world-famous WWE wrestler, died at 10 a.m. this morning in Tampa. TMZ is reporting that the wrestler had a heart attack while driving and "lost control of his vehicle." He was only 58 years old.In his ca ... More >>
Rodman, back in his Electra days.A buddy of mine named Josh -- who asked that I use just his last name due to his embarrassment about this story -- was walking across the street in front of Archie's bar one day when a gigantic, tattooed man called out to him. It was Dennis Rodman, and the former ... More >>
Photo provided by Green Wave Cafe Over the past few years, there has been a heightened focus on food and where it comes from. Books like Fast Food Nation and Kitchen Confidential have been huge popular hits. If you're having nightmares about where your food comes from and how it's been proce ... More >>
...to ramp up the violence!
A ragtag group of female wrestlers plays its part in the panoply of porn
Local psychic speaks with Hitler and your pet dog too
Vin Diesel moves in, and the laughs move out
What else could you possibly want?
Stickshift Lover struggles to escape the tar pits of its past
Fake? Sure. But the blood is real, the headaches are vicious, and that VCR somebody just bashed you with is made out of steel.
Between the Rock and a hard place, The Rundown isn't so bad
Ice Cube coasts through another middling comedy
As The Scorpion King, the People's Champ doth layeth the smacketh down
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