Your Miami Dolphins have exploded the collective assholes of the entire NFL by shooting out of the gate 3-0. Ryan Tannehill led the Fins to the 27-23 last-second victory against the Atlanta Falcons in what, at this point, has been the most exciting win in the Joe Philbin era. So sit back, relax, a ... More >>
Twitter. It's made for comedy gold. The Miami Dolphins. Also made for comedy gold. So it's only natural to combine the two. And that's exactly what Dolphins fans have decided to do on this work-weary hump day. To celebrate the Fins' perpetual mediocrity, Dolphins fans @ben01 playfully tweeted ... More >>
When Arthur Guinness started brewing ales at the St. James' Gate Brewery in Dublin in the 1700's he knew he was on to a good thing. In fact, the father of Guinness was so sure of his ale, he signed a 9,000 year lease (for the now-frugal sum of £45 per year). Ten years later, Guinness was exporting ... More >>
In an age when most people read electronically, Best Chefs America is a bit of a throwback. For now, it's available only in a hardbound edition ($75, available online at bestchefsamerica.com), but the recently published book is both beautiful and useful. The book lists nearly 4,700 of the best chefs ... More >>
The Dolphins apparently went a little drunk-guy-at-the-strip-club and threw money all over the place Tuesday. Particularly, at Steelers receiver Mike Wallace and, surprisingly, at Ravens linebacker Dannell Ellerbe. But Jeff Ireland ain't done.And while the moves seem to reek of a desperate GM tryi ... More >>
It can be hard to relate to Ireland's rolling green hills and blustery (and often impossibly charming) cliffside villages, but if there's one thing South Florida understands, it's how to raise a glass and toast to a damned good time. Perhaps that's why this hot, flat state is home to so many Emerald ... More >>
Temperatures are dipping below 70 Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights. Some nights, they'll even get below 60! By Floridian standards, that's damn near freezing. Luckily, it's rare enough (and not actually freezing enough) that most people enjoy the chance to pull a barely worn sweater out ... More >>
If you're heading to IKEA in Sunrise to pick up some cheap furniture and a snack, don't worry too much about finding remnants of Trigger in your lunch.Earlier in the week, authorities in the Czech Republic detected horse meat in IKEA meatballs. Initially, the furniture company removed meatballs from ... More >>
For a while now, the Himmarshee nightlife district in downtown Fort Lauderdale has been on the other side of its peak. With the loss of some of the busier spots like the Brick, and Las Olas having stolen some its thunder, the Himmarshee area has been in need of some assistance. Well, looky who ... More >>
Tonight, millions of people around the world will gather around their televisions to see a big lighted ball drop from One Times Square in New York City at midnight. Since 1907, the New Year's Eve ball has dropped at 11:59 p.m., traveling 77 feet in 60 seconds to signify the start of another year. &n ... More >>
Oh, hey. Look at that. The Dolphins lost again. At this point the inevitability of the Dolphins getting their asses pounded week in and week out, year in year out, should be old hat. These are, after all, the Miami Dolphins. And as the San Francisco 49ers punted the Fins' collective dicks to the t ... More >>
Last night was the season finale of Hard Knocks, which means it's all downhill for the Miami Dolphins from here on out. As far as season finales go, this one was a weird amalgam of boring, sad, and -- for some inexplicable reason -- Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson. With the first four episodes featuring ... More >>
HBO's Hard Knocks featuring the Miami Dolphins debuted last night and filled us all with the inevitable feeling of false hope and overhyped enthusiasm for our shitty, shitty football team.But a reality show featuring the Fins is a nice change of pace from their old NORAD-like, supersecretive attitud ... More >>
TBSConan gets drunk off cereal milk.We love when Coco has chefs on his show because never does anything go south as quickly. Case in point last night, when Conan had the lovely Christina Tosi, dessert chef at New York's Momofuku's Milk Bar and author of the new same-titled book.Christina is ... More >>
Allen West: Out to save the human race.Who knew Rep. Allen West practiced biology on the side? At least he's proven he believes in evolution.In West's column on Red County this week, he describes how upset he is with unemployment, federal debt, and federal spending, as well as how it's all ... More >>
via flickr user obeckYou've got to love the Irish. The patron saint of the Emerald Isle, Saint Patrick, is said to have permanently driven the snakes off the island. This is probably the most well known assumption of St. Patrick to this day, despite scientific theories that there never were snake ... More >>
Some bands on the defunct festival's bill are coming to town anyway. Here's a guide.
The devil in Conor McPherson's The Seafarer isn't there to nudge you away from evil
The Boss digs his roots
Pee Wee Ellis and the Netofunk Allstars
Make something out of all those years of summer tour: Fantasy RatDog lets Deadheads flaunt their skills.
Berkeley in 1968 seems more nostalgia than grit
Lots of places to try your luck this St. Patrick's Day
If Fort Lauderdale's film festival keeps growing, it may blot out the sun
Get jiggy with the Irish
Men, she's ready for some companionship. But are you up to it?
Fort Lauderdale's Celt relies on the luck of the Irish
Both The Weir and The Cocktail Hour are, well, intoxicating
You call this damage control?
May 27 - June 2, 1999