Jack Bauer

  • Blogs

    August 30, 2010

    Five Wines for Hurricane Season

    ​Despite numerous predictions of death, destruction and days of no cable TV, so far this hurricane season we've gotten off pretty easy.  Well, that looks like it's about to change. You don't need to be a professional doomsayer or a WSVN panic-monger. . . I mean, meteorologist, to peek at the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 10, 2010

    Allen West Sniffs Out Diabolical Conspiracy Between Ron Klein and the Juice

    "Yo quiero Ron Klein?!?"​It took a while, but Congressman Ron Klein has finally figured out that the best way to beat Allen West is to let Allen West beat himself. By talking. This morning, Klein's campaign released a highlighted transcript of West's remarks during a talk radio appearance last wee ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2010

    Fate Has Been Kind: People Who Should Be Dead (but Aren't)

    ​Assuming that Christians are right about life -- that we live because God has a "plan" for us -- then why did he construct miracles to preserve the lives of some of the most reckless and self-destructive people on the planet? Why are some people able to cheat death?God hasn't bothered to send an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 2, 2010

    Allen West Video Whitewashes Brutal Interrogation of Iraqi Detainee

    Get a load of this. Congressional candidate Allen West has released a four-minute video documentary that makes his brutal interrogation of an Iraqi detainee look like a self-less, courageous act that cost a good soldier his career.For the propaganda-free account of the same incident, check out this ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 4, 2008

    Hanging Up On Osama, Food Bombs for the Homeless, Jack Bauer Endorses Art

    Phone Call from Obama, Congreswoman. No wait, Osama.Sure, there are a lot of people wondering how much of a dumbass Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen is for hanging up on Barack Obama. It took three phone calls before Ros-Lehtinen finally figured out it wasn't a hoax. But in these times, terrorist ... More >>

  • News

    March 22, 2007

    Bad Cop, Bad Cop

    How not to promote change at the Hollywood PD

  • News

    March 15, 2007
  • News

    March 8, 2007

    Ten Seconds to Eternity

    Can Jack Bauer escape certain death from an oncoming tanker?

  • Music

    August 3, 2006

    Dub Trio

    New Heavy (ROIR)

  • Culture

    November 1, 2001

    Hell of a Long Day

    24 has been the most talked-about show of the season and for all the wrong reasons