Jagermeister Liqueur

Randy Houser at the Round Up on May 24

South Florida's Best Food-Serving Dive Bars

Fort Lauderdale's Pretty Gay -- According to Gays, One of the Gayest

​You probably didn't need the experts to figure this one out, but Fort Lauderdale is a pretty gay place.So gay, in fact, that the Advocate says it's the fourth-gayest place in the U.S. of A.Wilton Manors is technically the gayest place in the country if we're basing this off on concentration ... More >>

The Beerbarians Cometh: Mayhem Festival Newbies Red Fang on Cartoons, Suds, and Smashing Things With a Car

​You probably didn't need the experts to figure this one out, but Fort Lauderdale is a pretty gay place.So gay, in fact, that the Advocate says it's the fourth-gayest place in the U.S. of A.Wilton Manors is technically the gayest place in the country if we're basing this off on concentration ... More >>

Our Five Favorite Epic Meal Time Videos (Video)

Epic Meal Time - bring your appetite.​After a long day writing about five-star restaurants making teeny-tiny portions of foam-infused fois-gras petit fours, we sometimes long for... well, junk food and plenty of it. Like you, we obsess over slices of bacon, five-patty burgers, and mor ... More >>

Questions About a Father’s Disappearance Led to Answers That Were Far Too Close to Home

Epic Meal Time - bring your appetite.​After a long day writing about five-star restaurants making teeny-tiny portions of foam-infused fois-gras petit fours, we sometimes long for... well, junk food and plenty of it. Like you, we obsess over slices of bacon, five-patty burgers, and mor ... More >>

Five Osama Bin Laden Cocktails

Red Death cocktail​On Sunday night, President Obama told the world that Osama Bin Laden, the leader behind our nation's most horrific terrorist attacks on 9/11, had been killed in a special operation by Navy SEALs. While most deaths aren't celebrated, Bin Laden ain't your average situ ... More >>

"Satan, Your Table Is Ready": Six Restaurant Customers From Hell

​So let's see, in my little orgy of list-making so far, I've managed to piss off professional restaurant critics, amateur restaurant critics, cooks, chefs, and servers.  Who's next?   Hmmm... Ooh, I know.  Customers.  Assholes, cheapskates, the clueless, the entitled, and ... More >>

The Bar Bowl

​So let's see, in my little orgy of list-making so far, I've managed to piss off professional restaurant critics, amateur restaurant critics, cooks, chefs, and servers.  Who's next?   Hmmm... Ooh, I know.  Customers.  Assholes, cheapskates, the clueless, the entitled, and ... More >>

New Times' Guide to the Music at SunFest

​So let's see, in my little orgy of list-making so far, I've managed to piss off professional restaurant critics, amateur restaurant critics, cooks, chefs, and servers.  Who's next?   Hmmm... Ooh, I know.  Customers.  Assholes, cheapskates, the clueless, the entitled, and ... More >>

They came, they drank, they spelled.

​So let's see, in my little orgy of list-making so far, I've managed to piss off professional restaurant critics, amateur restaurant critics, cooks, chefs, and servers.  Who's next?   Hmmm... Ooh, I know.  Customers.  Assholes, cheapskates, the clueless, the entitled, and ... More >>

Slayer, Marilyn Manson to Headline This Year's Mayhem Festival, in West Palm Beach Aug. 12

Slayer in 2007Last year marked the inauguration of the Rockstar Mayhem Festival tour, a summer package from the creators of Warped Tour that featured heavier acts. There were some pretty surprising bands on the bill: besides Miami's Black Tide, performers included Mastodon, Underoath, and Of c ... More >>

Too Tough to Die

Slayer in 2007Last year marked the inauguration of the Rockstar Mayhem Festival tour, a summer package from the creators of Warped Tour that featured heavier acts. There were some pretty surprising bands on the bill: besides Miami's Black Tide, performers included Mastodon, Underoath, and Of c ... More >>

Pain of Beefcake

Slayer in 2007Last year marked the inauguration of the Rockstar Mayhem Festival tour, a summer package from the creators of Warped Tour that featured heavier acts. There were some pretty surprising bands on the bill: besides Miami's Black Tide, performers included Mastodon, Underoath, and Of c ... More >>

Add to the Halloween List: Tommy Lee & DJ Aero at Karu & Y

Slayer in 2007Last year marked the inauguration of the Rockstar Mayhem Festival tour, a summer package from the creators of Warped Tour that featured heavier acts. There were some pretty surprising bands on the bill: besides Miami's Black Tide, performers included Mastodon, Underoath, and Of c ... More >>

Black Tide

The boys are South Florida-born and -bred, and they're blowing up

Corporate Concert Stranglehold

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse

Q&A With Jamey Jasta of Hatebreed

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse

South Florida Bands at SXSW: Black Tide

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse

The Odd Couple

Tommy Lee and DJ Aero ham it up as touring DJs

Ozzfest Says: Free the Music

Tommy Lee and DJ Aero ham it up as touring DJs

Call of the Wild

What will a girl do to make a highlight reel?

Where the Wild Things Are

Hunting rare game on the island of the filthy rich.

The Great Outdoors

Joe's Riverside Grille makes plein air dining a pleasure

Dirty, Sandbagging Bastards

Pork Chop's Posse outdrinks the competition

Drinker with a Standup Problem

Pork Chop's Posse outdrinks the competition

Slaytanic Verses

Slayer reminds us we're not all God's children

Overheard

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Elwood's

Reign in Fake Blood

Metal sad. Metal heartbroken. No, metal doesn't want a hug!

Entering the Twilight Zone

This Dickensian hotel bar sometimes fades into just plain weird

Velcome to Oktoberfest

Old Heidelberg kicks it old Europe style

Best Place for a Drink After 5 a.m.

Banana Joe's

Sludge and Slime

Violence, Internet porn, cocaine, ten-foot-high piles of muck. Just another day in America's Venice.

Almost Too Famous

Schatzi chomps and slobbers on the indie-pop teething ring

Passing the Bar

A drunk, horny guy hits a drunk, horny town -- to learn how to make people drunk and horny

Rock in a Hard Place

For South Florida's independent concert promoters, bringing cool music to town can be a losing proposition