Jeff Kaplan

  • Blogs

    March 2, 2011

    Reason Number 102 for Why Women Prefer Cucumbers to Men

    Photo Courtesy of Jeff Kaplan​Click here for the first 101 cheesy, sexual innuendo jokes.Schoolyard humor aside, a micro-bottler from Pompano Beach wants you to enjoy his Mr. Q. Cumber -- a 90-calorie soda, flavored with cucumber extract. Owner of Global Beverage Enterprises, Jeff Kaplan, asks: Wh ... More >>

  • News

    April 20, 2000

    Great Balls of Moss!

    Quixotic inventor Jeff Kaplan's latest creation is an herbicide that rids the world of the terror known as ball moss